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The Lord of The Boot Buckle


Jymson used the woman in red’s distraction of Robin to excuse himself from the conversation-melee. Things were getting busy, and customers were arriving in their droves. This was more than likely due to the weather; Jymson always reasoned that the best thing for a snow-pregnant sky was a stout ale and a warm bit of chicken to boot. He poured a few drinks for a few familiar faces, and then looked around as if something was amiss.

“Jess, where’re ya at lass?” called Jymson’s booming voice over the building commotion.

Tedmin pushed his way through the throng of people that had steadily built around the bar. “Saw ‘er go out back, Sonny.”

Jymson nodded, and left the bar unattended. He didn’t need to issue a warning about people reaching over and serving themselves; not with Peace Keeper hooked around his waist. Besides, he recognised all but a few of the faces, and the loyalty of his patrons always kept him from any serious loss. Being a one man, one girl business was tough in Deliar, especially when one was dealing in alcohol. It paid to have loyal customers, just as much as it cost to earn them.

“Jess lass, y’right?” Jymson grumbled as he entered the kitchen.

It was a small, dismal room of wooden panels and stone hearths from which several small fires cracked away merrily. The sweet smell of fresh bread, and the even sweet smell of cooking meats, brought a smile to the oaf’s ugly face. If it were up to him, he’d spend all of his days working the kitchen, the heat be damned, but things weren’t that simple. He was chef, brew master, bouncer, judge, jury and executioner when it came to The Boot Buckle. Not that he’d executed anyone of course – not that he knew of anyways. Head wounds were a hard one to judge, but even so, they all deserved what they were given.

Jymson tore off a piece of bread from a roll left over from one of the tables, and stuffed it into his mouth. He wasn’t hungry, he just loved the taste of it. He loved the taste of many things, indeed. He was brought from his reverie by the sound of Jess crying away, off to the corner of the kitchen, where there were some stairs leading down to the meat cellar.

“What’s up, princess?” Jymson asked, the gravel in his voice hastily making way for a softer, almost womanlike tone.

Jess was a state. All tears and snot. Jymson knew why; the life of a young girl working around a bunch of drunk horny men was not a pleasant one, and if it wasn’t for her father being one of Jymson’s better patrons, he’d of turned her down on the job on that point alone.

“Head on home lass, I got the rest of this no problem,” said Jymson, smiling. He was lying of course, he needed to be left alone in a peak period like he needed an axe in the belly.

“If,” she sobbed messily, “if you wasn’-“

“I was ther, ‘n you know I’m always there. Ya be thinkin’ old boy Jimmy be letting his bar maids come to harm, you thinkin’ things all wrong lass. Go home, ya look tired,” replied Jymson, smiling his hideous grin.

Jess wiped her face with her sleeves, and hugged the big oaf. He was slow returning the gesture, feeling more like a pervert than a father-figure of any kind. If someone else was there, they may have seen him blushing. Unable to take any more of the awkwardness, he broke the embrace and walked over to a wooden rack of seasoning pots.

Reaching behind an old jar of Kingsbury spice, he pulled out a small purse and handed it to the girl.

“Be a bit extra in there, for ya girlie, for ya troubles n’all that,” he said. “Ya gonna be alright gettin’ home?”

Jess nodded, still sniffing. Jymson hated to admit it to himself, but one of the most annoying things he had found in life, was that pathetic and grinding noise of a kid’s stupid crying. Not that he showed the irritation however.

“Alright – oh, ‘n er Jess,” Jymson said clumsily, “wear baggier clothes; the less ‘hem vultas see, the ‘etter, know what I be sayin’ lass?”

The girl gave an embarrassed smile, nodded her understanding, and then left through The Boot Buckle’s backdoor. That was that dealt with; now it was time for a recruitment drive – no way was old boy Jymson being smothered to death by customers all night.

Walking back into the bar room, he was relieved to see that Tedmin, with his unkempt hair and his mangy beard, had taken up the honourable role of Bar Steward, and was serving people drinks. Jymson placed his meaty paw on his friend’s shoulder, and whispered a swear-filled thanks into his ear.

“Fuck you, ya fat fuck,” sneered Tedmin, “the moneys under the counter, where I always stuff it, kind ‘o man you think I am?”

“Tha’ worst kind, you stinking gob shite,” chuckled Jymson as he poured himself a mug of Legion Ale.
Alright people, I'm showing a great deal of interest in this war, and I have a few things I would like to know:

Titanic:

    - Is the rebellion put down? Or has it just been dealt a severe blow?

    - Where did these mountains in the South come from? It seems a bit convenient. If they were always there, that's fine, but please reference an earlier post to prove so.

    - How big are these border forts? Are they made from stone or wood?

    - Am I right in thinking that at present, only two thirds of your army are in the South? With the rest on its way?


I appreciate your time, but it's important I make sure there's no trickery going on. Player-wars can get awfully ugly if things aren't clarified.
Little Alice said
Me, Roran, Gero and Lesli live in GMT +1. :3


Fantastic, well that solves some of it. I also work from 6am to 4pm on a daily basis, have a flat to look after a fiancée to keep happy, so my posting window is usually 18:00-20:00. This is perfectly adequate for my to fulfill my daily posting obligations, but it does mean I struggle to fast-fire posts sometimes. So if at any point Jymson is holding someone up, and it wont require allot of input from him for them to continue, then by all means narrate at will! :D
Enzayne said
Put a tavern in an RP, instant meeting place. :D


Yeah I shoulda thought about that, haha.

Being an Englishman, and separated from most of you by a six hour time period, I give you all full permission to narrate Jymson's actions in small amounts... such as pouring you a drink. He's rough spoken but a fairly agreeable fellow, if you haven't realized, so portray him as such. This'll prevent the RP from grinding to a halt with 20 characters all waiting for their ale!
Business really is booming at The Boot Buckle... haha
Familiar Faces - The Boot Buckle


Jymson had resumed his position behind his bar, and manned it as if it were the parapets of his very own castle. The soldiers were gone, but there was plenty of commotion outside – mostly jeers and mocking cries. His patrons looked nervously at the door, and some started whispering after peering out of the smudged windows.

“More soldiers, Sonny, wha’ ya wanna do?” uttered Tedmin, nervous and fidgety.

“Nowt, Ted, these soldiers ain’t worth the armour my tax buys ‘em,” replied Jymson, indifferent.

The tavern doors bowled open with a creak of their rusted hinges. In walked a small group of soldiers, looking much the same as the ones who left moments prior, but somehow more refined. Jymson studied their faces; these were men, not boys. Their leader was a man he recognized instantly, but pretended not to notice. With Ted’s extreme disapproval, Jymson turned his back on the new arrivals and poured himself a drink.

"Gimme some wine, you bastard."

Jymson smiled to himself, and gulped away at his tankard.

"Sometimes we wish the barbarians'd hit as hard as you, then we'd be rid of that bastard Vincent a long time ago!"

The hulking tavern keeper lurched forwards, grabbing the wine racks behind the bar for support. He let out a booming laugh, that though full of warmth, sounded like ale barrels rolling around in a cellar

"You sent those recruits running faster than I've ever seen a barbarian run away from us, perhaps we need more men like you fighting on the frontlines! We'd have won the war ages ago!"

Jymson turned holding a bottle of Deliar Blues and grinning like a child who’d won his first race against his peers. He was faced with Robin, a true soldier, or so Jymson had thought so, and an even truer man. Robin was not an impressive figure, but he had a charm about him, and an eerie “mess with me and wake up without a throat” kind of appeal. He’d always been kind to Jymson, often paying more than he should for the beverages he consumed.

“There, it’s yours, on the house – I never drink the piss of high born, you little shit,” thundered Jymson. “Noxios’s bowels, you’ve gotten thinner. You want some sheep dung with that piss?”

Jymson cast a gaze over Robin’s shoulder as the tavern doors swung open again. He half expected another group of soldiers to enter – the ones he had seen off, although he was confident now that he had enough peers at his back to drive off a legion. Instead, a small fellow entered, with bound hair and a tired face. Jymson knew him as a blacksmith, but his name he couldn’t quite recall.
Another Afternoon At The Buckle


“’nother beer, Ted?” asked Jymson, reaching for Tedmin’s empty oaken tankard.

“Aye, Sonny, ‘at be grand,” said Tedmin, wiping froth from his mangy bracken beard.

“’ows Mary? Be a fine lass tha’ one,” Jymson inquired warmly, as he refilled the tankard and replaced it on the heavy-set bar.

“Ya know my Mary, Sonny, she’s as beautiful as the sun, but be scornin’ me all the same,” replied Tedmin, grinning his broken teeth.

Jymson raised his good eye. “Aye? What’cha dun this time ‘en?”

“Ain’t what I done, Sonny, It’s I didn’t do!”

“Womenfok for ya, Ted, always’s the same story,” concluded Jymson with a smirk.

It was midday, on Februari the 12th, and it was business as usual at The Boot Buckle. It was nearly a full house, a common thing for this time of day. Jymson surveyed his patrons curiously, trying to gage their business from studying attire and demeanor.

In the north end of the Buckle was a table of ten, all soldiers judging by their identical haircuts and lack of facial hair. By the fireplace, over to the east, were a small family – a ma, pa and two young boys., probably enjoying the pa’s day off from tending his trade. To the west, against the windows, were a rough assortment of no-one-in-particulars. A lowly merchant, a man out of work, a couple of over-the-hill women looking for lusty hands.

“Ayuh, business as usual,” grunted Jymson.

“I be thinkin’ them soldier lads got a thing for your Jess, so I do, Sonny,” added Tedmin, looking over his shoulder at the table of ten.

Jymson followed his gaze. Jess, the Buckle’s sole surviving beer wench, was busy trying to place a plate of fresh bread upon the table. As she bent over, one of the soldiers saw something he liked, and discreetly knocked a bread roll onto the floor. After offering his sincerest apologies, he invited her to pick it back up for him. She smiled innocently, like most young girls do, and did so.

The soldier grabbed her behind, and she whelped. Jymson reached under the bar.

“Now, now, Sonny, ‘ese are soldiers – ya kna’what happens when you quarrel with ‘ese bastods,” Tedmin intervened, placing a firm palm on Jymson’s wrist.

“She’s sixteen, Ted, and ‘m good friends with ‘er father,” muttered Jymson’s reponse.

Tedmin sighed. Jymson came from behind the bar with a large and hefty frying pan secured around his waist. Jess was trying to laugh off the soldier’s advances, but he had her midsection in an iron-tight clamp and obviously felt she was indebted to him. This enraged Jymson, who rather than see a petite and beautiful red headed young girl, saw a precious daughter, whom must be protected from a tavern’s filth at all costs.

“Keep ya hands to yourself, soldier boy, she’s not on the menu,” shouted Jymson, storming over with his white grimy apron seemingly bellowing in homage to his rage.

The solder was an ugly bastard; his face cut through and through by some barbarian blade. It was hard to judge his age as a result, but Jymson sensed the man knew his way around a fight. This was unfortunate, because it seemed to the aging tavern keep that the soldier’s company were all young boys fresh from the muster fields.

“Get back behind the bar, old man, I’ll send for you if I need you,” smirked the soldier; uglier now than ever he had been.

“Aye, I’ll get back behind the bar after you let go of the little lady there,” hissed Jymson. His lips trembled with anger.

The soldier took in Jymson’s size, and his apparent rage. After a few seconds of internal deliberation, he smiled a genuine warmth, patted Jess’s behind and shoved her towards Jymson.

“’at’ll do, thanks lad,” said Jymson, willing to let the situation slide now that Jess was free from harm. He turned to walk away.

“Besides, I bet you’d wanna fuck her more than me anyway, you look like the kind of old bastard that’d go around ruining ale wenches,” snickered the soldier. His companions added their amusement.

Jymson closed his eyes and sighed. Tedmin quickly downed his ale.

With a flash, Jymson had spun on the spot, with his fryingpan held tightly in both hands. He surged towards the soldier, who was trying to draw his sword, and brought the metal down upon the man’s head. There was a sickening crack, and the soldier went limp, falling to the floor. The other soldiers arose from their table, but only two of them carried weapons.

“Give me a fucking reason!” Screamed Jymson. “You want this kind of trouble, you can have it!”

The whole tavern had fallen deathly quiet. All eyes were on the soldiers, rather than Jymson. Tedmin came to the old oaf’s side, with his bar stool clenched firmly in both hands. It was apparent that the locals were rallying around their tavern keep; his Majesty be damned. A few of the patrons shuffled, edging closer towards the soldiers.

“Take ya friend, and leave. I see you boys in ‘ere again, and I won’t be stoppin’ with just one of ya, see?” said Jymson, his gravelly voice getting stonier with each syllable.

The soldiers seemed to way up their options, and then quietly nodded to each other. They picked up their fallen comrade, and made for the door.

“They’ll be back, Sonny,” whispered Tedmin.

“Aye, and it’ll be tha’ same result, Ted,” replied Jymson wistfully.
Joint-Kingdom of Belmorn


Army Status Cards





A Prince Falls, A Nation Trembles


Upon the vast expanse of the Northern Wheat Fields did the Fengarde Militia and King Fek’Nassa’s army meet under the harsh Summer sun. Though Prince Constance IV was an experienced military leader, with a much accomplished history in warfare, especially with Jouria, his usual cunning and charisma could not stave off an inevitable defeat.

The two forces crashed as the sun rose high in the sky, and after three hours of a brutal melee, Jouria was the clear winner. Thousands of humans lay dead in the fields of their home, bitten by fang and reeling from sabre stroke. Seeing the peril of his army, Constance IV resorted to his more brutal demeanour, and ordered his crossbow levy to open fire into the mass of engaged bodies.

Lizard and human fell under this deadly barrage, but the banner of Belmorn trembled and morale was utterly broken. The Militia’s lines routed with little thought to organisation; the back ranks were crushed beneath the push of the front ranks, and King Fek’Nassa’s warriors pressed the assault to deadly effect.

Shamed by his own contribution to the slaughter of his peoples, and unwilling to allow the Lizards to march on Fengarde whilst he still drew breath, Constance IV led a last and desperate charge to stall Fek’Nassa as his army retreated.

Mounted on his regal steed, and decorated in some of the finest armours not seen since the Centurions of Bohaddon marched the fields, Constance IV committed himself to an honourable death. He and his personal retinue, aided by some of the Militia who had refused to give up the fight, thundered across the wheat fields on horseback, and laid waste to the Lizard vanguard.

He was taken from his saddle by a spear, eventually, and brought to the ground. Before his retinue could reach him, the Lizardmen had decapitated him. His head now decorates the Jouria banner, as it makes its way to the human capital of Fengarde.

Battle Summary

Outcome: Crushing Belmornian Defeat

Belmorn Losses: 7,000

Jourian Losses: 2,000


Queen Alistine III Orders Fengarde Evacuation


With Jouria’s army left free to march on the capital, Queen Alistine III has ordered a formal evacuation of the city. Fengarde has little in terms of defences, owing to its rapidly increasing size. This is not the first time the city has been evacuated in its history, and it would not be the first time it has been razed to the ground.

Panic is rife amongst the population, and Fengarde’s clergy and town watch are struggling to keep order as the ever growing columns of evacuees surge from the city’s bounds. Crime is rampant, with the strong taking advantage of the weak at every turn. In man’s darkest hour, as always, does he toil to make it darker still.

Queen Alistine III refuses to leave Fengarde until the last human and Elf has departed; against the strong advisement of her Captain Steward, and her Royal Guard. For the first time in Belmorn’s history, a human Queen has donned her war attire – a simple set of light chainmail, more for ceremony than for purpose – and is readily going about the city’s defence with enthusiasm.

Thousands of citizens have flocked to her cause, replacing the staggering casualties suffered by the Militia in the Northern Fields. However, they are poorly equipped, and many have seen far too many winters – and some too few. Even in her peril though, Queen Alistine III has seen an opportunity for reform, and has allowed women aged 18-40 to serve in her impromptu defence force. Though her offer of ground-breaking equality has been scarce taken up, a regiment of some 500 womenfolk has been formed to bolster the defences.

As earthen trenches are dug, pitch is readied and drills are carried out, King Fek’Nassa is storming towards Fengarde. He will be there within days, and this will not be enough time for the evacuation to have been completed. Many fear for their Queen, but not enough to turn back and stand by her.

Hadelmere Enacts ‘The Mustering’


Without King Dryadson’s leadership, Hadelmere has been slow to react to the Jourian crisis. Despite sending a string of messengers to track him down in Elslen, no communication has been received in response.

After holding a council of the ‘The Nine’ (The nine counts of Hadelmere, excusing Countess Anya Meadowsong), the stewardship of Hadelmere has uniformly agreed to enact ‘The Mustering’. This is an ancient Elven law, inscribed in the roots of all Elven cultures, whereby, under threat, a general muster is sent out to the population.

Unlike human militias that are usually formed by those who dare or who are forced, The Mustering is answered by all Elves who are of able body. This is only the second time this has been done since Belmorn’s rise as an independent Kingdom.

Logistical problems are the realm’s biggest problem, as even with thousands of determined Elves ready to march on King Fek’Nassa, Belmorn can do little to arm them. The iron shipments from Elslen are a new addition to the kingdom, and established metal works have yet to be set up. Lumber is plentiful, and the longbows of Belmorn are some of the finest in Orysson – however, battles are rarely won by this weapon alone, especially on a field.

Needless to say, it will take weeks to assemble Hadelmere’s army, and many fear this will be too long to save Fengarde and its Queen.

The biggest question the Council of 9 thretted over however, was: “Where is our King and his host? Why has he evaded Belmorn’s plight?”
Eternal_Flame said
you have cattle import from erimir, ask meeky for more info


Now I'm awake and aware, this is true. You have cattle. Use them wisely. No strapping spears to their heads.

orangebox said
Lovely post fiendish. It was a good read!


Seconded.

orangebox said
I did not want to pay heed to nation exports so much at first, but looking at how some have more uses than others makes me doubt my export choices. Pearls are, well - not so useful?


"Pearls and pearl-oyster shells have long been used as jewellery items by humans. However, these are not the sole uses for this renewable resource. The adductor muscle can be eaten and is used in cuisine in a number of different regions. The shell itself is often worked either into simple jewellery or more complex furniture and other decorative items. Finally, the pearl oyster shell is increasingly used for its health benefits.

Historically, the largest use of the pearl resource was for mother of pearl (MOP), also called nacre. This shell material was used for buttons and this aided the emergence of important shell collecting industries in Mexico, Australia, French Polynesia. The finding of natural pearls was often just a side-product of this activity. " To quote some website I looked at a second ago.

Basically they're the love of highborn ladies, and their shells provide some other uses. Mainly though, as stated, they're considered a luxury, and people pay a lot of money for them... because they are precious...
VoiD said
Finished my sheet - sorry it took so long, I've been applying to several RPs and thus been working on several CS's. Please give me any feedback you think would help improve/balance my nation. Thanks in advance.


I don't think anyone is trading iron with you yet are they? If they are and I've missed it (things get difficult to track) then leave it as an import, however if not, you'll need to remove it.

To be clear, imports are acquired by trading with other nations.

Pop and army size looks good to me.

It's my bed time (3am, again, urgh!) so I better be off. I'll update the map tomorrow.

Resolve the iron import business, and you're good to go.
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