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Incase anyone was wondering, as I left the detail of the NPC races to the imagination, this is what these Lizards look like. I've only ever seen them in the Warhammer series, and so that's what drives the inspiration there.

Ratmen look like the Skaven, for the same reasons that I've never really seen a rat-humanoid species outside of the Warhammer universe. At the time of making this RP, I was grasping at straws outside of the traditional Elf/Dwarf/Orc combo.



I hope that clears up any confusion for those of you have actually have to fight them.
Meeky said
Hey, Syrian - were the halflings involved in either of the battles you had today?I'll be making a post soonish.


Nope, the next post I make will involve the completion of 'The Mustering', whereby I plan to have around 15,000 Elves. It'll be Belmorn's last army, as the population has been too depleted and the nation's infrastructure ruined by the unexpected storming success of Jouria's army.

Plus I need to start thinking about whether Jouria's army is going to replenish its losses. I mean a crushing blow like that would surely rally more Lizards to the Prince's banner? I want to be realistic, but not put my peoples beyond hope lol. Maybe I'll chuck a couple thousand their way, rather than replenish or expand it.

Anyways, sorry, I went off on a tangent. Your halflings have arrived at Hadelmere Hold, where the Council of the Nine are assembling the Elf population for a massive counter attack. Here's a map of my country, to give you an idea of what's what:



King Dryadson I will be arriving back at Hadelmere next post. It's possible he may seek the total annihilation of Jouria, in the event of a Belmornian victory, for their troubles of putting Fengarde to the torch.

My wheat exports will have stopped, as Fengarde was the nation's farming hub, which also puts further strain on my people and the newly established army.

The human population, mostly now refugees and leaderless, are paralysed by the crisis and wont be taking part until I finish up the new monarch subplot. .

TheRpgGamer said
Sorry guys i don't think I can post anymore because of school so i will be leaving the RP temporarily


When you gotta go, you gotta go. I'll place your nation under NPC Passive ownership. and if it still exists when you come back, you may reclaim it.
BlackBishop said
got a couple ICs in the works - should have at least one posted this evening... expect a lore post detailing the Clanships of Vanguar before we get caught up with General Stryke.


Looking forward to it, my friend. Your writing is to this RP is what Tyrion is to GOT. ;)

orangebox said
My finals are over!!!!! I'll be able to post consistently now. Sorry for the wait if I am holding anyone up


Welcome back buddy; I was a day away from making your land sink into the sea :D
Ouch, think my system needs some tweeking. If it wasn't for Panda's posion, they'd of suffered zero casualties for that. Really lucky rolls, but still. I think I'd better make a few changes before Hadelmere gets put to the torch.
Joint-Kingdom of Belmorn


Army Status Cards



The Second Battle of Fengarde


Long Live The Queen!


The Second Battle of Fengarde started much like the first; with the rumble of Jourian Stone Throwers. It was the middle of the night, and the moon had duel retreated to seek refuge behind some invisible cloud, and so it was easy, even for an elderly militiaman with poor sight, to watch the flaming balls of fire come crashing down into the city.

Houses burned to the ground, as the fires swept through the streets and alleys. The Fengarde garrison immediately set about quelling the flames, lest they lose not just the city, but also their only real credible defences. And so as man and woman ran back and forth, with bucket in hand, did Fek’Nassa’s son, Prince Sar’Nassa the Winged, commit his forces enmasse.

Though many of the Lizards had been poisoned by an unseen adversary, and were therefore weak and ill prepared for the fight, this did not matter. The Yellowfang Sword Dancers, with their graceful speed and immense agility, snaked their way through the flaming streets and pounced upon the distracted defenders. The Second Battle of Fengarde was no more a battle than it was a slaughter.

The Queen led the counter attack, at the head of her Guard and the Rangers. They crashed into the amassing ranks of Lizards, and a brutal melee erupted in Fengarde’s city square. However, with the militia in a mass rout, and the town watch not far behind, the Queen found herself outnumbered and cut off.

Alistine, being a woman, had never received any formal military training, and so was defenceless as a Jourian Grim Guard smashed their way to her, and delivered a spear-thrust to her neck. The pointed blade of the Grim Guard’s weapon penetrated her throat, and the spear’s consequential withdrawal tore a large chunk of flesh with it. She fell to the ground in a clatter of metal, unable to speak, as those sworn to protect her unleashed a short-lived blood lust.

Dismayed by the loss of their Queen, but all the same disheartened by their inevitable doom, Fengarde’s remaining defenders surrendered. The city had fallen, at the cost of some 12,000 Human Belmorian lives.

Battle Summary

Outcome: Jourian Crushing Victory

Belmorn Losses: Fengarde Garrison Destroyed/Queen Alistine III killed.

Jourian Losses: 1,200


The Third Battle of Fengarde


King Dryadson I, of Hadelmere Hold, King of the Elves and the Unchainer arrived too late to save Fengarde from its fate. The moment he lead his men through the treelines, into what he had planned to be the Jourian unsuspecting flank, he realised that his efforts had been futile. Despite maintaining total silence along his hurried journey to relieve the city, so that none knew of his approach, Jouria had won. It had torn the beating heart out of Belmorn’s eastern lands.

Even several miles off, he could tell that no resistance remained. Music was playing, and there was a thunder of hisses rolling over the wheat fields. The Jourians were celebrating their victory; jubilant that they had finally overcome a long standing enemy, and were now on the door step of Belmorn’s final bastion; Hadelmere Hold.
Recently, however, the King had discovered a long-lost emotion. An emotion the Elves of Belmorn had long attempted to restrain and eliminate: anger.

Leading his host towards the mighty camp of the Jourian prince, King Dryadson paid no heed to his chief advisor, Count Anya, of the perils his force faced against a host over five times its size. He did not care for her words however, and signalled the attack.

Seeing them coming from miles off, even in their forest-green cloaks, the Jourian Crossbowmen had taken up positions. A brief skirmish ensued, in which the Elves, despite their superior weaponry, inflicted only light casualties on their much larger opponents.

Realising that the Sword Dancers and Grim Guard were mustering for an attack, King Dryadson I finally came to his senses, and ordered the retreat. The Orcs of Elslen, driven by honour and a hatred for weakness, volunteered to act as rear guard. They paid dearly for their bravery, but it was an act that did not lose itself on the minds of the Elves they died for.

Battle Summary

Outcome: Jourian Minor Victory

Belmorn Losses: 520 Elslen Orcs

Jourian Losses: 0

The Monk of Tel’Gardas


Breath in. Breath out. Realise that you are but a being, of flesh and blood. Focus on this thought; understand it, live to be its embodiment. From the highest King to the Lowest commoner, we are all brothers and sisters equally tied to one truth: we are transient. We live, and we die. Everything is an illusion. Realise the truth of being; break the wicked cycle that binds you to this world, so full of suffering as it is, so that you may escape, and become one with the very life forces that propel the wonders of all.

Footsteps broke Teor’s meditation like a stone shattering glass. He momentarily forgot the deep calm he had allowed himself to be embraced by, a muttered a curse not unlike those you would find in the local tavern. He looked up, but did not attempt to rise; he had been sitting with his legs crossed upon the cold stone of his ‘sanctum’ for too long, and he was unsure whether they’d carry him or throw him back.

A man, clad in heavy mails, entered the domed cave. His heavily bearded and scarred face showed discontent – no, sadness. His right hand rested on the pommel of his sheathed sword, and Teor could see it rattle ever so slightly. Sadness, and anxiety.

“Milord Teor,” said the man in a gruff voice. “I bring grave news.”

Teor closed his eyes, and breathed in, holding it in his lungs for several seconds, before releasing with a carrying sigh. “Grave news is news I’d rather not hear, if it pleases you, my oldest of friends,”

“The Queen is dead!” Cried the man, with tears visible streaking his face. “Her army is destroyed, Fengarde is burning – and the Elves haven’t even left Hadelmere yet.”

“So many dead,” said Teor, sullenly. “How many joined our Queen at the end?”

“We’ve lost over eighteen thousands of our peoples, Milord. It is the greatest loss of our nation’s brief history,” replied the man; his face suddenly showed anger. “The world crumbles around us, and you spend your days sitting in this fucking cave? Breathing deeply and wanking? Your father will be shamed into suicide, when he hears!”

Teor carefully stood to his feet, and released another slow stream of air from his lungs. He was an unimpressive figure. He was forty years of age, tall but scrawny, with a shaven head and dull brown eyes. His skin was filthy and tanned from a decade of living as a wild man.

“How is father?” he asked, softly.

“Did you hear a fucking word I said, you little piece of piss?” the man roared. His hand gripped his sword.

“I heard you, old friend. But that is neither here nor there; run me down if you will, you are forgiven, but before you do, tell me why it is you have sought me out,” replied Teor, his tone placid and almost soothing.

The man, his face a picture of rage, started to draw his sword. “I sought you out, because you’ve abandoned your people – and your father. Your sister is dead because of it, along with eighteen thousand people!”

“And how, Rob, has my decision to seek Enlightenment on the forgotten Path of Tel’Gardas caused so much sorrow, and so much pain?” said Teor, smiling.

“You are a man! The only son House Ferren could truly call a King; nothing like that dimwit Constance, who is also to blame for all of this. Your sister was weak, she had a soft heart and it killed her. Those fucking Lizards should’ve been put to the sword a long time ago, and our failure – your failure, and her failure, to do anything about them as caused this tragedy.”

“If that is your opinion, then it is special to you, and must be guarded at all costs; Tel’Gardas forbid anyone changes your mind, and in doing so warps your very person,” said Teor, “but with that being said, why have you not run me through with your iron?”

The man’s eyes shot to his sword as it stood half out of its sheath. He suddenly relaxed himself and pushed the blade back into its leather. He sighed, knelt and started to cry. Teor approached him, and placed a gentle palm upon his metal-clad shoulder.

“You wish for me to lead our peoples, old friend?”

The man did not speak back, but nodded slightly.

“Will my father accept me back into the fold?”

“I expect not, Milord. He still refuses the mention of your name in his presence.”

Teor frowned at this. A tear worked its way from one of his eyes. A sister and cousin slain, a hateful father and the loss of over eighteen thousand people, and for what? Old feuds? A twenty year old suspicion? It seemed a high price for aims so vague. Yes, the world is full of grief, and blood and terror – but it is all insignificant. It is illusionary. The sooner you can let go of fear, of sorrow and of pain, the sooner you can reach that of which you seek. The sooner you can see the world with love and clarity.

“Then I make for Hadelmere Hold; I will take the bloodied crown of our peoples, or my father will kill me. It matters not,” said Teor, smiling despite his eyes swelling with restrained emotion.
Panda-Man said
Guys, turns out I'll need a new one so most likely I won't be posting until I get, hopefully tomorrow.


No problem matey. By the way, I forgot to ask, what kind of poison were you thinking of employing? the quick kind? or the slow "urgggh i feel rough" *vommits* kind?
Yeah it's all cool brah.

I'm snowed under today, I'm afraid guys, so I wont be able to conclude the battle of Fengarde. Promise I will tomorrow, though. I also wont be able to do any editing to the RP unless it's a dire emergency. If so, contact me on steam: SyrianHamster
Half success. You've poisoned half of their supplies, and lost 75 men of the distraction force, and 5 members of the saboteurs. Everything went straight down the middle.
Jymson Fought the Law, and the Law [MISSING]

The Boot Buckle


Jymson saw her coming; a tall woman, with an almost warrior-like attire. It was not uncommon to see one of the ladyfolk fronting that kind of dress, but it always made the old barkeep smile inwardly when he did. All leather ‘n trousers, not like the gud ‘ol days, eh Jym?.

She seemed sheepish, somehow, and subdued. She spoke in a tone that Jymson’s aging ears struggled to register, but it was of no worry, he was skilled in the arts of dealing with the timid folk. There was a distinct difference in the movement of the lips when one was saying the words ‘beer’ and ‘food’.

“Aye lass, we got food. Mutton, chicken, bread – some beer blasted onions, too. Might be able to getcha some fish’n ‘tatoes, n’all, if that suits the ladyship?” He asked, merrily. Though he spoke to women as if he were dealing with men, he always did what he could to hide his gutter-speech.

The oaken doors to the Tavern opened, and Jymson got an early warning from Tedmin, who had turned from a waiting customer to flash a concerned glance. Seems like the soldiers were back for more; it was always a throw of the dice as to whether or not they’d come back, and it looked like the oaf had thrown badly this time. The fingers of his right hand absent mindedly traced the thick scar that ran across his ruined eye. His diminished sight was a personal reminder of the Empire’s might.

“Sorry lass,” Jymson said with a smile to the waiting woman, “looks like I’ve got me some fine company to keep- but dun’worry, my whoreson friend here’ll take ya order.” He pointed to Tedmin, who was only too glad to find an excuse to escape the coming confrontation.

Lord Valfunde Perar, it’s bin a while, aint it now? Jymson thought to himself. The Lord stuck out like a sore thumb in the midst of The Boot Buckle; his men ever more so. Patrons stopped their chatter, and their ale, to observe the newest drama of the day. A Lord, and his men, and a barkeep guilty of assault on His Majesty’s soldiers. What could possibly be more entertaining?

The Lord walked towards the bar. Jymson took in the man’s presence; he was strong built, most likely not unfamiliar with soldiering, and had an air of authority about him. Jymson knew the Lord, though was unsure whether the Lord knew him. It was hard to be of nobility, and not be known to an innkeeper. Not with all the senseless talk of scandals that blew around an ale hall like a hurricane of self-wrought destruction.

Lord Valfunde stated his purpose, and Jymson inwardly recoiled. This was no snott-nosed child, used to beating his servants around extravagant hallways – no – this man was an image of true power. Even his unkempt hair and beard, a general negative for a noble’s appearance, aided in making him appear a Warrior King of old.

"I hope for you that your reason's just, sir, this is not a light charge. You may have nearly killed this legionnaire, messir. Not a good idea."

Jymson said nothing, just held the man’s gaze with his one working eye.

"A round of beer for my men and I, meanwhile, if it shall please thee."

Jymson did not speak, but he did reach below the bar for a half dozen tankards. As he filled them, one by one, with the keg of Legion Ale jutting out of the wall beside him, he never broke eye contact with the Lord. He hated highborn, indeed, he blamed them for a great deal of things. He had seen many walk through his doors, seeking ruin for the wrongs they had sustained at the hands of their betters. As Jymson finished filling the last of the tankards, he cleared his throat.

“Tha’ man whose head I broke? Aye, milord, he was trying to poke himself into someone who didn’t want ‘im poking himself into,” said Jymson, keeping his tone as neutral as possible, with a side of extra gravel. “I asked ‘im nicely, ‘n things mighta been fine if he didn’t make me a sex fiend ‘nfront of my customers with that c**t tongue of ‘is.”

Jymson cleared his throat a second time, trying to appear modest and subdued, when really he was full of fire.

“Tha’ girl is me barmaid, ya see, milord. She’s only sixteen, just this autumn past, ‘n he had his hands workin’ towards her… innocence. One thing I don’t allow under my roof is the robbin’ of innocence,” he finished. His hand lowered to his waist; obscured by the rise of the bar, it gripped the handle of Peace Keeper.

Aye Jymson, nice knowin’ ya lad.
Panda-Man said
Syrian, I've been working on my post for quite some time now and regarding the Jourian invasion, am planning to send a few men to try and poison their supplies. Roll it, please?


I need details. Give me a brief description of the scenario. :)
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