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Ailee was trapped in indignant giggling, trying her best to assume a serious face before breaking down again. "Stoooop!" she protests. "Lucien! I'm serious!" she couldn't maintain seriousness. "I can't do magic when you keep making me laugh!"

It was a real battle that played out across the Archmage of Vice. Every time she set her jaw and steadied her gaze and tried to look judgemental or imposing the fact that she was being danced through a beehive in a nightmare station by a fool just set her off again. And accordingly, there were no arcs of lightning or emerald eyes or supernatural fires; there was only a perfectly ordinary mousegirl who was already too dizzy to stand unsupported.
It's not a contest. It's not a contest, this isn't the misery olympics, you shouldn't escalate with your own stories of hardship when someone has just opened up to you. The thought then goes a step further and adds "because nobody cares" - chin up. Emotions down. It doesn't matter, it shouldn't matter, this is just one more reason to fight and one more person whose happiness depends on your victory. It's certainly not a moment to admit any sort of vulnerability because whenever you do that will be used against you somehow.

Instead of processing or expressing her emotions, Canada's mind immediately dives into the first distraction that arrives - and as far as distractions go, getting away from #MAT is one she can absolutely put her full heart behind. She'll need to time this just right, but if she uses her speed to get through the portal the second after Anathet opens it, moves so quickly she isn't spotted, and then ambushes a guard for their uniform she would be free. Free to get back into the fight. She can survive on her own, after all.
"As you will, Emperor," states the machine intelligence - Caval-4954, you can see from her nameplate? She raises her hand and clicks her fingers theatrically.

And eight atomic bombs explode.

Atomics are relics, museum pieces, ineffective in war for hundreds of thousands of years. For countless generations the principles of warfare have drifted closer and closer to precision, skill and individual heroism. Wars are fought with heroes, with precision teams of skirmishers, with organization and discipline. Anything as indiscriminate as an atomic would be little more than the backdrop for the real battle - and that is exactly how Caval-4954 uses them now. Although she could have detonated all eight here without meaningfully damaging the neomaterials of the coliseum, as a tool to create vast vistas of fire in each direction and block out the sun with vast columns of hurled smoke and dust they serve magnificently. One goes off at each compass point, bracketing the world in a ring of fire.

A microphone is in Caval-4954's hand as she drops down into the arena, voice held clear by the will of a mad god even as hurricane winds strike from all sides. The blast waves merge and shatter together, causing the sky to rebel and twist. And the machine sings in a fast, dangerous, flowing rhythm - the poetry of the gun.

"On your knees because you're down here with me
A rebel, a traitor, and an Empress to be
We burned the stars, we conquered death
We took ten thousand worlds with us past the end -"

"HA!" Five hundred combat machines, garbed in war paint, leap down into the arena. Though they are of five hundred different makes and manufactures they all follow the steps of the dance as best as they are able - low sweeping ground spins that some are able to turn into elegant rolls and flips. "HA! HA!"

"Yeah, we know a thing or two about war," said Caval-4954 in a speaking voice for a moment, letting the note hang before rolling back into it with the flow of a jet fighter revving for flight. She approaches, left hand held out in a pointing gesture as she slipped into a different language for the next verse

"그대여 hoo 왜 그렇게 웃고 있나요?
자꾸 마음이 그대에게 가죠
나 그댈 어찌 보내야 하죠
그냥 넌 나에게만 집중해봐
남들 눈이 중요한가
가득 품에 안아줘 봐 이름 따위 몰라도 돼
갖고 싶다 말해 봐봐 사랑해봐"

Five hundred machines, the next rank in the arena, throws five hundred fedoras down into the ring. The five hundred dancing there already catch the hats in a sickeningly unified motion despite the howling atomic winds and step and slide, spinning them onto their heads, moonwalking backwards. This time they move towards Caval-4954 as she sings, casting themselves at her feet as she steps onto their backs with the slow, deliberate stabbing footsteps of a runway model. As she approaches other machines press up against her, running their hands across her body in a sensual way as she flicks them aside dismissively. They swoon and fall to earth like the ranks of the dead.

The machines forming the road for the singer begin to form a pyramid - crouching into increasing steps so to provide her with an uninterrupted staircase for Cavel-4954 to ascend. She makes her way to the top, step after sensual step, and as she does the machines falling around her cast red silk streamers up at her. They wrap around and bind her like bloodstains, like the red thread of fate, wrapping her chest and legs and clinging to her metal skin like adhesive so that it forms a bloody silken dress swirling behind her like a peacock's raised feathers amidst the wind. At the peak of the pyramid she steps into bladed black high heels that wait there for her, and dragonfly-drones hover down low to wrap a white diamond necklace around her neck. All the while she's flowing through the next verse of her song.

"The lightning could not stop us -"
"HA!"
"The glory could not stop us -"
"HA!"
"In victory we've become melodic, and your victories were all pyrrhic -"
"HA! HA! HA!"
"You hold the shield with breaking heartstrings
We'll tear down Zeus's failed offspring
You don't bend at the knees
You just bend at the brain
You can't see the victory
Coming around again
It's rising,
It's rising,
Can't you feel it?"
"It's rising! HA!"
"Can't you see it?"
"It's burning! HA!"
"Can't you taste it burning your tongue?
They came and came too late to stop us
There was a race and we ran alone
All the wolves of Hermes and we were the better
Get down and kneel before the throne."

The music came to a halt, and Cavel-4954 leaned down from the top of her flowing, exalting pyramid of machinery. She looked down at you with shining painted eyes with lashes long enough to cut the soul. Those painted eyes blinked, and she said:

"On your knees, you've come home."

She spun the microphone and tossed it. It landed in the sand at your feet like the spear of challenge.

The arena was silent.

[Response level 2: Bad Weather.]

*

Vasilia and Dolce!

The world outside shakes and roars. The blue void through that broken skylight goes dark. One of the butler-machines drops the glass she's holding, politely bows and requests forgiveness, and bends down to sweep it up.

"Those are Kaeri," Galnius muttered, pointing at the distant shadows. He has good eyes. "The machines are a distraction. We've got a hostile servitor formation out there, maybe twenty, but reinforcements will be coming. We stand good odds. If we support the Ceronian she'll go through them like a knife."

It's the perfect military read from the textbooks of the Empire - you have a localized force superiority and should wield it to obliterate the enemy. It's also a good reminder that your enemy is playing by the same textbook. The Kaeri will gather reinforcements until their victory is mathematically determined and then crush you, as inevitable as Zeus. Victory will go to whoever acts with more boldness, more skill, more courage.

But there's a different way - the way of Hera. All around are machines who, though they appear as still and servile as the furniture itself, clearly have something unique about them. That paint is not uniform, it is a hundred little acts of self expression - and it's a hundred silent sentinels with who you can negotiate. Impress the machines with your own expression of individual style and they'll favour you as kin.
Ailee lost her air of haughty superiority and faint glow of hellish energy in an instant - once again, she was all giggles at Lucien's dumb joke. Of all the figures in the world to appreciate bad puns, it was a true stroke of luck that Ailee was among them. "Stop, this is serious!" she said, taking Lucien by the wrist and starting to pull. "Come on, we need to find the others before they get transformed into dragon puppies or eaten by cosmic sin or something."
"These two-bit meddlers are playing with forces they don't understand," Ailee grumbles under her breath with a divine lack of irony. The Squeakers? Those goofy parodies of true draconic power? Urgh it was like taking a shower when Jackdaw decided it was time to do the dishes - suddenly all the heat and energy went out of her hands and went off to accomplish something irrelevant. If all you eat is cup noodles you never need to wash the dishes, Jackdaw!

"I can fix this," she declares. "The problem is that there are two lightning rods here - me, and some idiot kobold with delusions. Other than Coleman. As long as that fool clings to the ankle of King Dragon I won't be able to stop this place from being rendered into a cosmic bonfire." She gets to her feet, looks Lucien square in the chest and feels more envy than she's accustomed to. "How did you... nevermind!" she said. "Listen! While you were fucking the elevator, did you happen to see any kobolds wearing stupid hats? Dragon mask, dressed like they'd just shoplifted from a counterfeit jewellery store? Also, friend Lucien, bee friends, bee friends, friend Lucien. This station is currently burning down because someone threatened something I decided was my friend so hopefully I won't need to make a second demonstration about why you should play nice together."
"What do you know?" she was really trying not to be snappy but it wasn't working. She was also doing her best not to acknowledge these further affronts to her mighty howling timber wolf dignity and the only way to do that was to say a bunch of words that she knew were wrong even as she said them. "You can only say that because of all the sacrifices I've already made. You've never been seriously hurt, you've never had to fight the High Gods, you get to dream that all of this can be resolved if we just tell people the truth. Do you know what teamwork means? Teamwork means I take the punches so you get to keep believing that."

[Reject influence: 4. Marking Guilty. In turn, Canada is trying to shift your Danger down and Mundane up.]
"I don't understand what everyone's so surly for," Canada grumbled, inaccurately. "I succeeded. I got the fleet key. I almost took down a High God. Working alone seems to have been working out for me. In fact, it's working together that -" she bit her lip in frustration as #MAT took another loud sip, "- seems to be the biggest thing slowing me down right now."

This is not a fair assessment. Her heart carries the turbulence of a meteor, and her emotions are far more complicated than this endorsement of mighty howling timber wolf ideology indicates. But she's been sitting in what she suspects is a time out corner being haranged by an irritating jerk all day with nothing to do but get ever more defensive.

[Marking Insecure]
"Ah," said Robena. Again she's caught by how much Constance has grown, how professional and how proud. Her burden must be weighty indeed for her to have developed such gravitas. She seems so far from the wonderful, horrid child she'd known all those years ago, as far as the caterpillar is from the butterfly.

It is not as though Robena considers herself childlike or naive. She has seen more of the world than the vast majority of Albion's people. She no longer chatters, no longer flinches with fear, and can broodfully stare a rooster into quiescence. But Constance has the manner of one who deals with the divine, and that is the one wisdom her pilgrimage did not give her.

"As you say, lady," she said, bowing her head slightly. "Do you wish to ride?" she asked, gesturing at her horse - an offer that prompted a protesting snort from Apricot at not having been consulted.
"Re... da... na..."

Hades looks down at you, a silhouette of icy white against the howling wind and black sky.

Above you stands the God of the Dead. Sapphire light surrounds him like a halo, the emergency lighting of the open shuttle ramp like gemstones in his crown. The red bow tie blossoms like a spurt of arterial blood, untroubled by the howling wind. Black vest, white sleeves, and so many sharp angles and joints.

Your fingers scrabble at the edge of the shuttle's ramp. Does he look at you with pity in that moment? Does he look at you with sadness? Does he look at you with forgiveness? You look at an expression of a man who has been suffocating for a hundred years, long enough to see his own pain wherever it occurs in the world. Is he going to reach down to lift you up?

A spear erupts through his chest. It passes through him in seeming slow-motion, a dividing line of black and white that divides the world into two. Down through the left, where all is black, cascades blood comprised of hearts. Down through the right, where all is white, the blood flows as diamonds. The spear itself is a spade, and the flesh of the God becomes clubs. The Lord of the Dead bleeds card suits as your fingers slip and you fall.

For a moment you hang in the air, caught perfectly bisected between white and black, surrounded by glittering hearts and pulsating diamonds. For an eternal moment you fall not through wind and air but through the realm of the divine.

The diamonds and hearts congeal into two blood-red shapes, standing on either side of the spear as though its narrow line was the curve of the earth. They are identical in shape and form but utter opposites in bearing. One figure moves with the slow and mathematical precision of thought, the other crouches and rages in the madness of the heart. They fight but an infinite line of perspective separates them; they fight as inverted reflections. They soar together towards the lurid painted eye that dominates the sky and pierce into it even as it transforms into a roulette wheel. The spear shatters against the cthonic eye, causing it to burst open like a punctured dam sending a waterfall of spades and clubs pouring down alongside you with the hearts and diamonds.

You fall through a waterfall of striped red and black, so thick and heavy it blocks all your vision of the wider world like curtains of velvet. Moving through this bisected reality are two figures, again equals and opposites - one of which is tall, slender, graceful and golden, the other is huge, ancient, bearded and silver. Through the blood of Hades, Nero and Molech duel - spear against spear, clashing and clattering together. The golden silhouette in a move so swift it doesn't even feel like a finisher pierces the silver through the chest and rips his heart from him. In the spray of vital blood, glittering hearts and pulsating diamonds, a new silhouette emerges - a slender woman with feline ears and a beautiful dress. Without missing a single beat of the battle's rhythm she spins her spear and drives it against the golden figure.

And then the waterfall passes you by, falling faster than you, faster than gravity, leaving you as a dress before the gaze of a lover. Revealed all around you are thousands of eyes hovering in the black. Each one is painted in colours so vivid and vital they seem to emanate light rather than reflect it. Each of the eyes comes with enormous invisible bulk, indistinguishable against the black, like the difference between the light of the anglerfish and its colossal mass.

Then the painted eyes blink. One by one, asynchronous, a flowing cascade of vivid light and darkness. The patterns of eyes become disrupted, impossible to keep track of, and then they all come together in the shape of an enormous skull comprised entirely of eyes. It grins at you through its polychromatic chaos and then opens its jaws to consume you whole.

And within its depths, Aphrodite walks towards you. Suit and tie and pistol in his hands and every intent to kill. He fires his shot and it pierces invincible skin and lodges deep. You collapse to your knees and upon velvet, the fallen velvet curtain-carpet of Hades' blood. You kneel and look up at the distant figure on the golden throne as glittering hearts stain your hands and drip from your chest. You cannot perceive her face because the sun hangs behind her head like a halo, like a crown.

And the figure on the throne throws back her head and laughs in the voice of a woman, a man, a girl, an elder, and an entire live studio audience. She opens her eyes and they are painted and glowing. She stands and the black flesh of Hades falls from her in a sooty rain of spades, revealing robes and mirrored chrome and a reflective smooth black visor - a vision of a god who had never visited Tellus. And all around you ten thousand more painted eyes open.

And as they do, so do yours. The vision of the divine has seemingly come to an end but the world is no less strange for having done so. Damage your Sense as you grapple with your vision.

*

You saw Princess Epistia's throw, Alexa. You saw how Ares guided it just so. You saw how it somehow brought down the entire armoured assault carrier in sheets of impossible flames, the victim of divine improbability. As you fell you saw how it crashed into a dozen others of its kind, bringing down painted flying ships in waterfalls of flame. Such disastrous, random power has never been allied to you before and it is as fearsome a thing as being its foe.

You fell together with Redana through a sky that burned, through an impossible tactical situation. You fell towards the Palace, that militarized mountain range. You fell towards an arena that had impossibly been constructed seemingly for the sole purpose of catching you. You fell towards a soft landing on soft sands, but still you catch Redana moments before impact. You hold her as a princess and look around you - at stands filled with ten thousand waiting battle constructs, each with painted eyes, and an Imperial box held by the most beautiful ##most-##beautiful ##Authorization codes transmitted. ##IMperial authority present. Desiiiist from $$independent thought -

You cannot perceive Bella through that halo, but you know this feeling. This is an Imperial level cyber-attack, cracking into your skull and trying to force you to your knees. But you were made to fight pretenders and stand more chance of resisting than these mere brutes - roll to Overcome.

*

You fall blind, Vasilia. Visions of the divine miracle and mundane apocalypse are both denied to you by sheltering wings. You fall blind, breaking and smashing, feeling the will of Ares through the language of bones and bruises. A tearing smash and sudden loss of control can only be the loss of a wing. It is a miracle that these impacts have not yet stopped you, but on and on you fall.

And then you hit the water.

It pours in through the open cargo ramp, washing the broken machine clutching to the front of your ship away from the view screen at last. You stare up through cracked glass and shallow blue water at a marble cathedral unlike anything you have ever seen.

The Emperor Molech allowed himself a single pleasure: the baths. The Baths of Baradissar were legendary for being the most complete and spectacular in the known galaxy. Water was tithed from every world of the empire to fill the most complete and spectacular range of water effects ever constructed. It is like you are within a cathedral, a strip mall, a beach resort. Enormous sweeping columns of white marble hold multiple layers of variably shaped pools, baths, hot tubs. In the distance an artificial ocean roars and laps in waves of perfect surf. The water that is filling your ruined shuttle is warm and gently steaming, tinted with cobalt. Red and white striped ice-cream kiosks dot the landscape, old rattling boilers and artificial suns, stained glass windows, interior and exterior spaces built as vertically as horizontally all below the massive broken glass roof from whence you came. Around the edges of the pool wait machine butlers, ready with hot towels and fizzy refreshments, and all their eyes are painted. And in the distant rooftops you perhaps perceive a movement and rustle of feathers.

Damage your Grace from the impacts of the crash, and your shuttle will no longer serve you.

*

Bella, you sit as the Emperor Molech sat. Surely this is not hubris? He was, after all, a lesser Emperor as you said - and a mere Praetor of Nero is surely an equal of the Emperor of Baradissar. The Imperial Box blurts broken telemetry at you - the constant flow of data that would allow an Emperor to command the galaxy even while enjoying the games. The signals are broken and wretched - fully half of the galaxy is listed as missing - but there is still such power in this ruined apparatus of command, if you had time to appreciate it. Instead your time seems perhaps better spent appreciating the Emperor's own personal stockpile of wine, provided to you by servile machine intelligences.

"The Usurper comes, Emperor," murmured the choir. "The Betrayer comes. The Hounds come. Ah! The Hounds! Fear the Hounds of Ceron! They howled and they crossed the galaxy on chains of lightning! They shall come for the Usurper, at her beck and call! They shall come to rescue her and you shall not be safe until they are defeated upon the field!"

Explosions shake the sky above. You have never seen such heavenly violence before. A war between unpowered atmospheric craft is a clumsy disaster and you can see the heavens come down in curtains of fire.

"They come!" wail the choir.

And from the heavens themselves falls Redana. Exactly as promised. Exactly as required. You spoke your will, and the machines made it so. You feel the rush of a promise fulfilled, an order obeyed. Already the Kaeri guards around you are readying themselves to spring into the Arena and rush the Princess - but instantly, the machines have moved between you and them.

"Desist!" blares their leader, that fluidly moving dancer-machine with the backpack showing a cute little cartoon Artemis. "Their presence here is a gift from the Laughing God. This gift must be repaid. The Dance must continue, or they will turn their favour from us."

"The Betrayer stands before you," says another machine from besides you. Its voice is far less musical, far more subtle, like a persuasive whisper. It is a hollow, floating thing of chainmail and electro-capacitators and a single glassy eye lens. "She is the best of us, our champion, our leader. She is the consuming flame of war who will undo any soldier who comes against her. She cannot be fought. She must not be fought!"

"The Dance must continue!" said the leader-machine, and you had the strange impression this was some alien argument between these two constructs. They look to you, as though for ruling.
Ailee knew a thing or two about negotiations. In particular she'd read Raptor Jvae's How To Extract Untold Wealth From Your Colonial Possessions - the secrets being, naturally, the intrinsic superiority of modern civilized magic over ancient cultural traditions ('we see further than them because we have eaten the brains of Grand Jelt's giants'), the importance of establishing dominance ('placement on the food chain is a matter of attitude!') and when to take a break from negotiations ('home owners tend to be more eager to sell after you have burned their house to the ground'). This seemed very much a chapter three kind of negotiation.

So she sits down in a perfect meditative posture, so calm and clean that an ordinary observer would assume that this was some manner of trick and there was no way the vice mouse could be so tranquil even for a moment. But Ailee was nothing if not honest when it came to her emotions and the abrupt serenity as she calmed her mind was genuine - it would have to be. One needed to be able to focus if one was to wield such powers as she did without incident.

She tapped into the currents of magic, the flows between the hive and Wormwood station, and the mystic bonds that tied her to her friends. And assuming nothing happened that disturbed her perfect calm this too would go off without incident.

[Look Closely: 6. Tell me about my friends. How can I help them? How can I hurt them? I find this answer out the hard way.]
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