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If you can read this, send me a quick pm, i need to talk with you.

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Please, ask as many as you like. It helps a lot to actually think these things through.

It's developed over time. Necromancer abilities first begin to manifest by the baby's first begins to speak. Wizard abilities can be brought on at any age. Practically no one is born with it. Often calamitous or shocking change in someone's life can bring about strange and unusual powers, like a brush with death.
Paper being creased makes a sound. Not many people realise this, because the sound is made by microscopic fibres bending and breaking and slapping against each other at a level where even ants need reading glasses. Mariko heard it. There was so precious little else to hear, since she'd shut the windows and drawn the blinds so that creepster wouldn't find her without opening the door. And she'd positioned herself right in front of the door just to stop the guy if he tried to come in again. She grinned, and turned back to her paper sheet. She'd been practising a small design she'd seen in a book, a sort of brick wall thing. You made it by folding the paper like the world's thinnest fan, twice, so that you'd get a sort of checkerboard for dwarves. It wasn't hard, but it was incredibly fiddly. The paper warped under so many creases in it, and Mariko kept having to wipe her palms on her skirt to get rid of the sweat.. The thought that she could've wiped with a piece of paper was unthinkable at that point. She made a small yet significant fold and opened her hand. It looked okay. Not as good as a real brick wall, but close. She set it on the table, and pulled out her phone. Time had still made no concession towards moving faster, and still kept plodding along at 0.9 Seconds per second. (Error bar of 11%)
Sometimes characters don't go as planned, man. They spiral off course, hit obstacles, get forced to go around another way, take the scenic route, get completely and utterly lost, find a helpful sign that ends up taking them 50 miles the other direction, and that's perfectly alright. Because it's about the journey, not the destination.

And i'm glad i get to take this journey will all of you guys.
Turns out the worst time to start an RP is when you're also repainting your house and buying a new bed. Who knew?

All of you people are accepted. Except for Epic Score. Nothing's bad about your character sheet as it is, but it does lack a little detail that i'd like to see fleshed out a little more. PM me, i want to discuss a few things.
In ^>V 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
^ Got ninja'd by me.
>Can't triforce and has never tried, but can into greentext.
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Zagreus said
Hi Juju! You got me very interested in this game before, and I am fascinated in your description of necromancy and the morticians. I was wondering if you could expand upon / reiterate it a little to give me some inspiration, since I was thinking of making some sort of socialite mortician. Also, in regards to the quest for Sudoku, what are some obvious reasons a mortician may pursue it? Is it possible for someone to not go on the quest to collect the pieces, but instead to do so for other reasons (such as for a mortician thinking "there will be a most definite need for my services")?


Well, like i've stated before in the Interest check, Necromancers have little to none of the stigma we have against raising people from the dead, because necromancy has become an Institution. When you die, your body gets donated to the common cause, and your friendly neighbourhood Mortician will slice off your meaty body to be buried, cremated, mulched into fertilizer, sacrificed to whichever god you believe in, etc... and animate your skeleton into a form capable of turning cranks, pushing levers, and working most of the background machinery for the common cause. Even in death, they still serve. Animated skeletons are better manual labourers then most living animals or beasts of burden, like oxen or horses. Even then, they freak people out, so you still see horses and oxen being used to pull carts. Also, given the context, this makes the Shawl and staffs look of most of our world's view of necromancers in this world look like Horseriding tack.

Necromancers (Mortician is the job description, Necromancer is the act itself. Like the difference between working a washing machine and being a laundromat attendant.) keep their fingers of the pulse of society. Most if not all of them are licensed by the guild in Bonne Chance, so new schools of thought not approved of the guild, or even something simple like animating the dead for your own personal benefit could be seen as grounds for being forced to commit Sudoku for your crimes of "Seditious and treasonable activity."
No, you don't have to, Aces.. But it'd help a lot. I tend to think a great deal about the people when I make places up, it helps me to visualise them better.

Pyro, I like the charsheet. Names are sort of a tricky issue, because some regions of our map only became united in recent years, and most if not all of of the small town villages that littler the map and save cartographers the pain of leaving blank spaces have their own naming traditions. But this is eastern. The most western names allowed are Cyrillic, or russian. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Polynesian names are just fine, however.
OOC is up, by the way.

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