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In Avan-Sol 10 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
The Goblin Family of New York

As always, Mr. Spade, you are free to negotiate on the details. Otherwise, you can forgettaboutit. Capish?


Goblins are among the most homogeneous species alive today mostly likely due to their grotesque appearance and refusal to completely assimilate into modern day societal norms. However, few cultures exist in complete isolation, and it is all but inevitable that a society will be impacted by other groups, either by trade, religious missions, conquest, or some other form of communication. In the case of Goblins, it is rumored to have started when copy of Francis Ford Coppola's "The Godfather" ended up being washed down a storm grate.









No, no it's all good~ I hope I'm not like over stepping anything -- did you want me to change directions or fix anything? :D
Adopting an ugly dog...
Taking me in...
Cooking...

So basically. She thought, he's the type of guy my grandmother would have liked to see me with. It was almost too bad she had her sights set on someone else. Deblin arched her back slightly and smiled. "Night owl? Yeah, definitely-- but just to enforce that fact, wanna go for coffee?". She'd been coming off as the sullen and quiet type for sure-- and probably could keep that up because of her injuries and 'trauma'. But honestly, the night hours automatically focused her. By two in the morning she would be sharp as a rifle. And then maybe around six AM she would slowly taper off and become dead to the world.

They went to the cafe and they sipped at pair of steaming cups. He smiled after a moment of watching her fiddle around with the umpteenth packet of creamer and said: "Have some coffee with your bucket of cream?" She looked down into her cup guiltily, but then tasted it and decided it was worth the embarrassment of having adding at least some sugar. She liked sweet things. He grinned.

Nice smile.

Suddenly a pang of alarm hit her. Wait no. Not nice. Easy girl. Easy. Remember the reason you're in Miami to begin with. And remember you still have to pin that fucker Zero... Deblin coughed and then said, "So, anything interesting happen on campus?"

His eyes lit up and for about an hour or so they chattered away about what she had missed while she had been away. Turns out a lot. What a few months away from studies could do to a girl. Urgh. I'd better start cracking open the books...Actually... "Hey Michael? Will you let me sit in on one of your classes? Y'know as an audit..."

"Michaellllll. Oh, we've missed you since last night are you okay?" asked a Barista in pink lips and smokey eye makeup-- she dawned an apron but otherwise, sported shiny club gear under. Deblin was suddenly very interested in the contents of her mug and ducked her head. The less people knew about her and the connection to what happened in that motel, the better.

"Some of the other girls and I haven't seen you spin at the club down on 13th st in a while..." she pouted and then leaned over "we miss you" she added in a baby doll voice. From this angle, Deblin caught a good eyeful of exposed hip-- and a little crown tattoo just were the side of the apron didn't cover. The woman poured more coffee into his cup.

Deblin squinted at the tattoo. A king's crown...Why is that familiar? The two of them exchanged some words and then when she left the table Deblin's eyes were left lingering after her. Michael arched a brow. Yeah... I guess that did seem a little lesbian of me... Meh... "So... she ... seems nice?"
"He cooks? Yikes. You guys should just have sex now and get it over with."

"Yikes..." Deblin looked cautiously over her shoulder, making sure she wasn't being over heard. "Yikes, doesn't even begin to cover it, Garth. He adopted a stray dog...just what in the hell am I supposed to do with that?"

"... Look if you don't want him, send him over my way--- please."

"I'm fairly sure he doesn't play for your team, bub."

"That's too bad."

Deblin thought about this a moment, and decided she disagreed. "He's a nice guy. I feel bad for duping him like this-- and saying that. I'm going to need a few things delivered in the morning..."

"Sure thing sweetheart. Guns and panties it is!"
"I'm serious G., what Zero pulled back there--"
"No. That little bitch is already going down. Relax, I was just thinking that while you had a moment alone with Saint Michael there..." his tone trailed off suggestively.

"Not this time." Deblin waved over across the room at Michael and motioned to him that she'd be just another moment. She had waited patiently for him to slip into the men's room before she made her way to the pay phone.

"Still got it bad for your mystery guy, huh?"
"He's not a mystery, he's an enigma."
"No honey. How you wear your hair in the morning to the office, that is an enig--eni... you get the idea. Shit. It's way too late over here on the west coast. I'll have your parcel delivered to you 8 am sharp. You ready to memorize these coordinates?"

Deblin closed her eyes and pressed a hand to the side of her mouth. She liked to rehearse the information out loud and didn't want to run the risk of someone reading her lips. Got it. 8 am ... Sheesh that was early. She guessed she'd have to sleep early or not at all in order to get there in time. She hung up the phone and then strode over to Micheal who was busy carting their trash over to a bin.

"Michael... I'm sorry. I've kinda had a change of heart... mind if I sleep in? I wanted to get an early start on tomorrow."
In Avan-Sol 10 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
"You have 2 minutes to tell me what the fuck is going on, or I'm out of here to find UIrich on my own, my way. Leaving you and yours to deal with anyone you might have pissed off. You understand me, Helen?"


Dirk walks in and then instantly regrets doing so. Damien is pissed-- and okay, that wasn't something new-- he points angrily at Helen, who is brandishing a toy gun and staring blankly at Tyrus who has his sword impaled into a young boy.

Something about that last part...

"It's going to take more than a few minutes Damien- who the hell is he? Tell him to put away that butter knife--"
"Put down the gun, first."
"You don't trust me? Fine, it's not like I was rushing back here to save you or anything--"
"You are a kidnapping, lying, maniup--"
"You. Damien. YOU. Are a cheating, insensitive, holier-than-thou-- "
"Tyrus, we're back to base. Looks like she's high as fuck--"
"Trust me, asshole. I have never been this sober in my entire life."
"I'm the asshole?"

The three of them are slowly starting to get louder as they exchange some dicey shots about things far beyond his scope; all of them seemingly completely oblivious to the gutted kid on the end of Tyrus' sword. Which means...The boy is busy staring at Damien with a thoughtful expression and then seems bemused when he looks at his own hands. He waves a palm right in front of O'Shalna's face and then frowns as Damien flat out ignores him. Dirk watches him a moment too long and as the boy turns his head to meet his stare. He blinks in surprise and then smiles, parting his lips to speak. But before the boy can get a word out, Dirk exasperated, says "Nope." spins and trips over the chaise lounge; Helen, Damien, and Tyrus pause for a moment, casting him an annoyed look as he runs out of the room leaving his second roll behind. His mumbles 'shit' a bunch of times as his fingers fumble trying to unlock the door to his own room.

"Wait!"

A voice calls out to him. But in the next moment the door is open and he shoves it closed and twists the lock. Not that any of it would help...He knocks frantically on the bathroom door. Selen isn't out yet? How long could it take to have a shower? A large, toothless old woman answers "You want in, sonny? Come wash granny's back, young buck."

"Eeeuuurgh. You even added liver spots?" he covers his eyes, momentarily thrown off by her choice in form. Last night, things got pretty weird with them staying up late, playing Guess Who and pooling bets on how long it would take for Helen or Damien to come begging to swap rooms. They got slightly buzzed off the last of her stash. "Listen, Helen's is down two against one in there arguing and I'm hung over seeing things again-- too tired to break it up, myself. Get in there and calm things down before things get messy." The door bursts open and old lady sprints nude for a pair of slacks. Selen's form melts and shivers as she chooses a the guise of a dark, dangerous looking hulk-type.

"Good thing I went for back up last night, right?" he-she replies while rushing over to the fridge and scooping up several plastic bags of groceries. "I'm pretty sure everyone's just really hungry... and it's either this or a can of whoop-ass, for breakfast," Selene adds darkly.

The door opens and slams as he is left alone. Alone... at last.. Dirk sighs and then jumps at a voice in the room.


"You can see me, can't you?"


Dirk hisses, "No, I can't!" It always started out this way. Gods. Demons. Whatever else he accidentally made eye contact with.
"I realize you must get this a lot, but I need your help..." says the boy, "...it's about that guy in there."
"Who, Damien?"
The boy's face lights up "That's his name?"
"Unless you mean Tyrus?"
"The tall one."
"You mean Damien, yeah. Wait. No. What the hell. I'm not suppose to be talking to you."
"Why, not?"
"Because you're about to tell me something that I probably don't want to know."
"Maybe... but it's important. I'm not going to be around much longer..."

Dirk watched the spirit's form flicker under the florescent lighting. It was strange, he didn't see very many normal spirits these days. Especially ones that didn't bleed from the eyes or crawl up walls and shit. He leaned in closer, "You seem familiar, did you pass away recently?"

"I hope not." the boy says seriously, "I haven't even been born yet."

"Oh." The tips of Dirk's ears redden with realization. He'd met unborn souls before. But never actually spoke to any directly. It was a big part of the reason he was uncomfortable dating. Try courting a girl while finding out mid-way through she's about to bake bread with another fella. Disturbing as fuck, is what it is. But why now? As far as he knew the only two that seem to get any action around here are-- he sinks lower in his chair-- eyeing the boy's squared, structured jaw and broad shoulders. In response, the boy grins unsure of himself, and then in a movement Dirk is convinced is genetic, the boy rakes his hand through the front of his hair....Sweet berries and cream... "I'll never be able to look him in the eye again...never..." the elf groans miserably into his palms.

The boy shrugged "Avan told me it'd be alright to ask you a favor."
"Avan? Yeah. Nice try." Dirk clicked his tongue nervously and then began to whistle furiously in order to block out anything else the boy might say.
"Avan-sol" the boy said.
Dirk paused a moment, and then shrugged. "Don't use words you don't know the meaning of..."
"Right because I might not exist." the boy's mouth, Dirk notices, is a little too full to be Damien's exact copy, "-- my mother's life is in danger. I might not get to be born. Avan sent me to warn you about an underground lake?"

"No! I don't want to know. If Avan wanted me to be warned he would have shown up himself. But he hasn't. All this time... I'm the only person I know who sees things. All this time and I haven't seen Avan, once. Is he too busy? The O'Shalna brothers weren't his only family. All of us were like his family. Everyone in Central Forest knew him. Why'd he have to sent Damien-goddamn-O'Shalna's unborn kid to tell me a message? Oh sure, I've got a message for tiger-boy. Shtah' Lem' Vesht. Meaning, Wrap it before you tap it. I'm done." The elf stands and heads back in the direction of the hallway, "This situation is officially, janked." he was rearing and ready to be anywhere else but alone with something that only he could see. He doesn't give the boy a chance to speak anymore as he marches with hands over his ears back across the hall and braces himself for more yelling-- probably aimed at him for barging in.

Instead, the smell of coffee and pancakes hits him full force. Helen is asking Tyrus:
"Did you wash your hands?"
"Yes ma'am"
"Damien leave some bacon for the rest of us-- Tyrus before you pick up that fork-- swear on The Scripture you washed your hands."
"I swear it."
"Selene, bring Dirk and come help me with the spread-- they're eating faster than I can make them."
"Oi! Steal my bacon will ye'?"
"I'm pulling rank" Damien barks. But as he tips his head back to make a show of his leadership, Tyrus nicks a sausage link from his plate. Stealth as fuck.

"What's going on?"
"Helen's been filling everyone in," Selene says to him and then extends out a pipping mug of black coffee. He accepts it bewildered and she adds, "Still a little tense. But I was right about the breakfast. I'm sure you remember how it was in training..."

He did. And that was perhaps the singular thing the Sea Tigers needed. Better food. Most of them were college boys in their prime with unsurpassed knowledge in swordsmanship and dedication strong enough to create the most efficient grassroots army Central Forest had ever seen...Absolutely, zero cooking skills though. Smart move working up a man from the gut. Selene had probably anticipated this peace offering as soon as she knew Sea Tigers would be involved. Dirk would wonder briefly, what else these girls had up their sleeves. "Hey... Leave me some-- I like pecans in my hotcakes..." he mumbled and took the only open seat next to Tyrus.

Helen and Selene worked methodically together, flipping, frying, whisking. There was something about being full enough to relax, yet still hungry enough to enjoy food with plenty of it still to come, that just mellowed the hell out of a man. For about an hour, it almost felt like there was no rebellion or missing Ulrich. They were just young and hungry.

"I have some theories about who she is-- The Widow operates through scrambled signals but her intentions are pretty obvious."
"Someone in the government to have access to real firepower."
"Exactly. And if she's on really on our side- Avan really had some friends in high places- that's indispensable help."
"What if she's baiting us?"
"Why would she though? I mean in this way. Seems like too much effort. I have a feeling she's on our side."
"And that silver ball?"
"We have to come up with a way to open it. I have no clue aside from shooting it open"


When Dirk looked over, he spotted Damien and thought maybe he was a little too interested into his conversation with Helen. His expression had softened considerably since this morning but still gravely serious as she pressed a washcloth into his scraped forehead. Helen's cheeks were flushed pinkish with heat of cooking...Smug as hell. The guy was clearly posturing a full belly. Dirk maybe wasn't book smart. But he knew a thing or two about the effects of a plate of eggs done to perfection, what it could do to tame the beast within.

Dirk choked on his last sip of coffee as the spirit-boy poked his head from behind her shoulder. He eyed Helen's ears and then touched his own as if somehow making a comparison, watching his parents converse with utter captivation. Most unborn souls were like that though. Dirk almost felt sorry for him, though. Had he arrived on any other recent day, he'd be seeing a whole different side of things. "I'm running out of time. I'll need to manifest soon...keep her away from the lake, okay?" the boy says sadly, eyeing the way Helen snickers and then nibbles at her bottom lip in a way that seems to make O'Shalna sit up a little straighter. Good food makes everyone soft... by dinner they'll be at each other's throats.

The boy's outline shimmers, and then becomes white ray of light unseen and sucked into pinpoint in her lower abdominal region through the channel of Helen's navel. By the end of it she shudders, and Dirk knows what she'll say next before she makes the excuse.

"I think maybe I ate too fast?" Helen gets up and then makes her way to the bathroom.

Dirk wondered if he should say anything. He looks at Damien and is about to speak when:

"What?" O'Shalna scowls.

Maybe keeping the secret will help him cope with all the flack he gets around here. He's supposedly crazy, anyways, right? Yeah. They can find out in a couple of weeks the old fashioned way. Aside from the bit about an underground lake, it wasn't any of his business.


"Nothing." Dirk whispers into his plate. "Nothing at all, slim."
Actually... aside from humor... I have ideas on how lil Boon is going to play a role later on. >_> It's a secret though.
An extra bed, empty drawers, and then he mentioned me ought to having be in a wheelchair. Twice. "...I thought maybe you could call a friend and get them to bring some of your stuff over..." he was saying. And then when we had made it out of the hospital: "O shit...Ashley I completely blanked...I can fix this." he said something about a cab. I suppose I should have been a little more facilitating. Micheal... The poor guy seemed nervous about something. I smiled and nodded once in a while to give the impression that I was listening. I'm a really good listener...

Once, I piped up with, "I wouldn't risk anyone going back to that place... I'm sure I've got enough grant money left to go shopping for a weeks worth of clothing tomorrow." After I scour your place for bugs and rig it for alarms while you sleep...

"Tomorrow?" he sounded a little unsure and then his eyes widened as my bottom lip wobbled. "Oh, right-- I'm sure I've got an extra shirt or something..." he said some more things and made a joke or two about having to clean up on my behalf. More things. More words... More...

Zero...I know you're still here in Miami. I can feel it... And when I find you, pray I have a gun or else I'll--

"Ashley?"

"I'm sorry." I reached across from me, set my hand on top of his and then looked him dead in the eyes, "You were saying something about music?"

"Yes, in fact I... ....DJ ... nightlife... ... but between that... ....grading papers... ... do you.... nice... very friendly... ... found him on the side of the curb... allergic to them?"

Four years I've trusted you, and you're going to pull this on me, now? I'm not going to hold back. Count your breaths Zero, they are numbered.

"Yes." I said after I noticed he was waiting for me to speak.
"Really?" he frowned.
"I mean, no." I corrected.
"Oh! Good. Don't worry he's old and loves just about everyone."
"Great" I replied automatically "When do I get to meet him?"
"Looks like this is it. Top floor, Boon's inside waiting for us."

Wait, who is Boon?
"Boon is a dog." I hissed, "You didn't tell me Boon is a dog."

The ugliest dog I have ever seen in my life comes bounding to greet us with short yips and heavy breathing. It sort of looks like it could be a pug, but mostly likely a mutt. Rat dog. I grimace. That's what it reminds me of. Micheal smiles at me and it's only then that I notice both of my arms are gripping his, tightly. "Funny, Ashley." he says and then gently pries me from his arm to reach into the cabinet. When he pulls out a jar of dog treats, he motions for me to watch "So far he can only do one trick. Sit. Sit, Boon..." he commands the dog, "Sit-- no, no over here." Micheal laughs and then assures me that his dog isn't normally 'like this' and that 'he's old but sharp' and more words... more words...

I'm busy staring down the dog.

This is my house bitch. it said to me. It sits there panting. Without even having done anything physically challenging... Just there... panting... pretentiously...maniacally...
Used to be. Now it's mine. To make a point I move closer to Micheal and reach out to put an arm over his shoulder.

Boon begins to growl. When I'm sure Micheal isn't looking, I cross my eyes and make a face at it. Boon begins to go crazy. Barking and popcorning up and down on weak hind legs. Micheal kneels down and begins to pet the little fiend and eventually it calms down.

Smug, bug-eyed bastard. We'll see who he's petting between the ears eventually. Give a day tops, Boon. There is a sudden sharp pain in my ribs. Make that a few days...

Micheal mentioned having to grade papers. I assured him that it was fine with me and that I'd probably take another nap or have a look around the place if he didn't mind. It was nice in an urban bachelor pad sort of way. It all amounted to one large open space with furniture that designated the living areas. Yes. Just about everything was satisfactory and I offered to pay for pizza around noon while we both made a day of studying and lounging around. I skimmed books from his shelves (Or rather, I checked behind spines for hidden microphones), I took a nap in front of his television (Checked between the cushions), and even helped him grade a few papers (searched his desk when he wasn't looking).
Night time:

"You seem more awake at night" I noted.
"You, too." he said.

We looked at each other a moment. As if deciding on something. I don't get it. What's he looking at?
In Avan-Sol 10 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay


Clip One of Three Two from the Blue Lion...





[It's such a shame that all that firepower will go to waste in the explosion...I just found a satisfactory image of Verona]

I'm glad! (Actually, it's a rather nice place if you ask me-- I like that sort of singles-city look though.) Woop woop will maybe post tonight or tomorrow morning~

I'm going out on a limb and possibly have your character say a few lines to make it flow smoother. Saying that, do not be shy in letting me know if I need to edit my post after I spin it out there.
Nice. I'm on now if you need help with some quotes from my end. ~
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