The Incredible John

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Asura said
Silence, my vodka gives me +2 lightning resist.THOSE GERMAN PROSTITUTES WILL BE VALM'S YET.

Nien!
Our Bavarian beers and Octorberfest will keep us safe from the Valm cossacks.

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Well, if world war I does start, at least we know who the central powers and the triple entente are.

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From what history tells me, if Greece does succumb to Russia, Germany goes next...

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The Czar of Valm demands your ports or pay the price!

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Russia?

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But we could form our coalition! ...That would probably fail because the English are supporting them...

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I wonder if an Napoleon-esque figure would emerge from the current chaos in a certain country near mine.
It's still a century too early but that would be interesting to watch.

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Or the cold war and the constant threat of nuclear destruction.

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Damn, I wonder how much worst Edorinas must be when its nations are able to wage total war.

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Asura said
Valm is a very violent drunk. They're conquerors, after all. :pIdk about Konzia. They can be Valm's capitalist son. Lascaux can be the equally violent and drunken mommy coaching Valm to slug that arrogant Greek butcher from down the block in his jaw.

What would that make the northern countries.
The alliance hipsters and Azvanor the kid really scared of his religious parents.