The Incredible John

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God damn...
Now that I know what the revolutionaries did to Von kliebb, I'm feeling sorry that I gave him away.
Not even Sadam got a punishment as brutal as that.

Favorite Fictional Deities List

I thought this might be a fun idea to do. List down your five favorite fiction-based deities (NO RELIGIOUS FLAMEWARS!) here.

Here's my list:

1. Azathoth (Cthulhu Mythos)- Of course the most powerful deity on this list. The idiot deamon sultan who when awakened, will destroy everything in the universe. Azathoth is neither evil nor good but the center of all chaos from the universe. This guy just blows everybody out of the water.
2. Khorne (Warhammer 40k Universe)- The Blood God who does not care who's blood flow, as long as it does. Powered by the large number of wars happening across the universe, he is undoubtedly the most powerful chaos God. His berzerkers are nuts and his deamon servants are just f**king scary. A god of unquenchable blood lust and violence may not be the best God to worship, but there's no denying he's a hardcore bad**s.
3. Mephisto (Diablo series)- The lord of hate and the closest thing the demons from the diablo universe has to a leader. He's hatred leads him to create plots and schemes that would turn everybody against each other. Al tough he likes to turn he's brothers and his servants against each other, he's main targets are the angels of the high heavens. Now if only Diablo III picked up on that...
4. Sheogorath (The Elder Scrolls series)- The craziest deadric prince to ever come out of oblivion. He used to be Jyggalag, the prince of order, until the other deadric princes got paranoid and turned him into the clusterf**k his is now. The mad prince may look fun and innocent enough but he has a dark side to his insanity. Even though he might have a bit of a psychopath in him, he's still the only deadric prince I would trust (which is probably a bad idea).
5. The Stranger (Faith of the Seven, A song of Fire and Ice)- The aspect of death and the unknown. Almost nobody prays to him or her or it, except for outcast. I just think he reminds me a little too much about Hades, the misunderstood caretaker of the dead.

How about you guys, which fictional deity is closest to your hearts?

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But my nobles are going to join the gsmes while Lipeche marches his army into Terhideron.

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Winston Smith said
Fabulous is the word you're going for? really?

Fabulous is a manly word. Hell whenever I say it out loud, I'm filled with so much testosterone that I have to put my cat just to normalize myself and prevent me from punching holes in the walls.

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Winston Smith said
stating not implying.If you want to compete against our men you'd better bring ,Ares and Hesphaistos along.

Your men and your puny inquisition have no hope against the fabulous mountain men of the aliance who live off a diet of stone, moss and neighboring village women.

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Historians have also called them the Byzantines to differentiate them from the HRE and to point out the timeline that the Roman Western empire has fallen.

Anyways, hurray for the olympics. :D.
The dukes and alliance nobles would flood the event with pop corn and 18th century soda water.

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Dedonus said
At least it did not take us years to defeat the Persians (or Parthians). *cough* Crassus *cough*Also note that the Barbarians are the only ones wearing pants in that image.

The Byzatine empire (the Eastern Roman(Not really xroman) empire) also outlasted Rome itself.

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Asura said
When we hit the 1900s, I'm stealing Germany from you.Valm's infantry are gonna look fly as shit.

Hey, no fair!
The Death Korps of Krieg belongs to us! >:V

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Dedonus said
Now why would you ever do that. :'(

Because we're Prussia. We knock on your door, hit you with a baseball bat and steal all your shit.

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I'm glad neither of the two vacant countries are near me.