The Nexerus

Choo choo, no brakes on the hate-train

*Looks at Spams overall activity* *Looks back at Nex* Once again, you either like or dislike spam. No having your cake and eating it too Nex. I mean I get it, cake tastes good. But this is not a cake friendly world. People are not always able to eat there cake. We must stare at the cake, crave the cake, and curse ourselves for not being able to eat the cake.

Gwazi Magnum

That entire post is useless fucking drivel that doesn't have a single tangible point or idea to be found. You're an unfunny infestation, and unless you either leave voluntarily or are removed, Spam is going to die. You are the single greatest disincentive to posting that remains. The site is active, and with no hiccups. The former frequent posters still exist. All that needs to happen is for your name to be purged from the front page.

Choo choo, no brakes on the hate-train

So you don't find spam funny then? Why are you posting here then? Why punish yourself by being in a community you clearly hate?

Gwazi Magnum

I find Spam funny. I don't find you funny. You're not Spam. You're a cancerous growth infecting Spam. The reluctance of Dr. Mahz (or his nurses) to remove you is very likely going to result in the death of your host.

Choo choo, no brakes on the hate-train

Funny. Entertaining. Enjoyable to fuck around in.

The Nexerus

Which ties right into Insanity and dark humor. :3

Gwazi Magnum

No. You see, the defining aspect of humour is that it's funny. If you had the mental capacity to comprehend the words that you just read, you'd know that you are the exact opposite of funny. You're about as funny as a botched abortion. Hell, maybe you are a botched abortion. That'd explain a lot.

Choo choo, no brakes on the hate-train

spam is meant to be the place of darkness and insanity

Gwazi Magnum

Jesus fucking Christ, that is the single edgiest thing I have ever heard. Where the fuck did you get the idea that Spam is supposed to be full of randumb shittery? Actually, it doesn't matter where you got the idea, because it's wrong regardless. Know what Spam is supposed to be? Funny. Entertaining. Enjoyable to fuck around in. Your presence derogates all of those things. You are a painfully unfunny, boring, and contemptible individual.

Welp. Spam Confession thread!

You must be one of the world's greatest readers. Every Rare post I've ever seen is unintelligible gibberish with a semicolon thrown in somewhere.

The Nexerus

Rare's just a kid, go easy on her. It's not like she's capable of being coherent and is just being lazy or anything. :P

Gwazi Magnum

Laziness is even worse than incompetence.

Kneel Before Me (Medieval Nation Roleplay)

Four is a small number.

ITT: Desperately try to save Spam

I did not expect this indeed, I suppose i've been drafted.

Cpt Toellner

The penalty for draft dodging is severe.

Guys, guys

It's time to ignore our Illuminati puppet masters.

Frizan

That would be most unwise.

Where Madness Lives

Wow you're so fucking funny Like, god damn bro You're so likable All of us in Spam LOVE randumb shit. We'll treasure every moment you're here with us.

Frizan

I now understand why the Romans used such a brutal method of execution as crucifixion. The barbarians must have all been randumb autists.

The return of the post count

What the fuck is your avatar, Missy?

Darog the Badger God

Bestiality.