The Nexerus

The SOUNDS

THEY WON'T STOP

How can you explain toasters?

does physics can actually explain toasters??

I locked my keys in my car today.

You should really think things through more clearly in the future. Leaving your keys in your car had no practical benefit whatsoever.

I locked my keys in my car today.

Awfully foolish of you. Why did you make such a terrible decision?

What Are You Listening To?

I've decided, after much deliberation, that this is officially my favourite song.

My school received a shooting threat today.

We had a lock-down at my High School once. We were in the Catholic system, and the public High School across the way had some kind of incident where drug paraphernalia (almost definitely a bong) was found in a kid's locker. That was apparently enough to have us stay locked in our classrooms for an extra two hours before we were dismissed.

Same sort of thing happened again later in the year, but after school hours, when we were supposed to be hosting a film festival. There was an assault or something at the public school, so I ended up locked in the chapel for a few hours with all of the other people who were volunteering in the festival. At one point the police escorted us to the teacher's lounge so we could binge on the snacks they had locked away in there.

RP's dying out ?!

Some roleplays keep going for years and years on end. Some reach a nice finishing point and stop. Some go for a few weeks or few months and then folks gradually lose interest. Some die relatively quickly, either out of lack of interest, disputes between roleplayers, or individual players running into real-life distractions.

No matter how much you loved a roleplay that either died or never even really made it off the ground, either you or someone else will come up with another idea that you love even more down the road. Best to just move on and continue seeking out new roleplays, rather than clinging to dead ones.

Reporter goes to investigate a rare bird, but no one expected this!

I laughed. The sound it makes is hilarious.

Aaand apparently I haven't been paying much attention to the internet either. This actually happened in 2009. Parrot's name is Sirocco.

Pain in left shoulder after eating pizza

Google told me it was cancer but I don't think that's right.

Is this normal or am i dying because i feel like im dying

@8

It is definitely cancer. You are going to die within the space of a week. Consult a legal professional to ensure your estate is in order.

How can you explain toasters?

I've never been able to answer that question definitively myself, but my theory is that it somehow involves magnets.