Wish granted. All traces of acne are removed from your eyes. Your eyes also remain intact, and they even stay a part of your head. Unfortunately, the occipital lobe of your brain is severely damaged in the process, causing you to become cortically blind.
I wish I could go backwards in time to a point when I was happy.
Granted. Writer's block is no more. Our generation's Hitler is finally able to complete his version of Mein Kampf, and you will forever be blamed for the resulting genocide.