Hello my friends. We are,as you can clearly see, TheColdOnes. Why the name? Because we are, as clearly stated by our username, Cold. Why? Why the fuck else you little shit heads. I apologize, that was John. He's cranky right now, because he's Cold. We all are. That's why we are TheColdOnes. There are approximately 5 of us, there used to be 6, he died. Of hypothermia. Either that or John killed him. Can't remember. Anyways, there's Hon(Me), John, Ron, Don and Gertrude. He's(Yes, HE) miserable, mainly because he sucks but also because he's dinner. Maybe. I think I've gone on long enough. Farewell