TheEvanCat

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Today I learned that jumping out of helicopters is totally badass. If you haven't rappelled to the ground from a hovering bird yet, I'd recommend it.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Fucking Swiss seats. My hips are scarred up and I'm about to pop a testicle every time I rappel out of the tower.

Once I actually get on the rope I'm fine, but standing in line for hours doesn't help much for my reproductive future.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

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looks cool though

That does give you something to think about when RPing though; if the people you are rping are untrained, they can fuck up like this and it make sense.

@Vilageidiotx

Whenever I work with like, MPs/FBI/DEA/Various SWATs they always have stories of fuckheads who try to take cover behind couches or something and just get shot through it with a 5.56mm carbine or gangstas who try to shoot sideways and end up with a failure to eject a shell, jamming their piece.

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My father used to make guns as a hobby when he was my age, so I've had some experience with that sort of thing growing up. But I like old shit, so I always thought his muskets were cooler than the semi-autos. Never fucked with an Fully-Automatic of any sort though.

@Vilageidiotx

Pro tips from the Army:

Burst fire fucking sucks.

Automatic fire fucking sucks unless you're planted down on a bipod and even then you're shooting in like eight round bursts so you don't melt your barrel.

Semiauto is your friend.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

I know a guy in my class that is pretty much slated to be the the Rwandan president a few years down the line (loldemocracy) and he's a really good friend. There's a good chance I could be the national security advisor for Rwanda or something. Peasants.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Still doing shit at the Air Assault School. Life sucks but what else is new?

I've heard a lot of STEM people complain right alongside English degrees. I think the rule really is "No generalized degrees." So getting a Math degree is not much different from getting a History degree. What you want is a degree that directly corresponds with a career program you want to get into. At least that's true for the US, my be different elsewhere.

@Vilageidiotx

Take it from me and become a nuclear engineer.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Did I hear talk of nukes? As a nuclear engineer, I'm hard.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Barracks close out got the Corps wanting to wash our mouths with handguns. Stay tuned for more.

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I am pretty sure you have to have at least one trust fund for an apartment there. Two trust funds if you don't want to share a bathroom.

@Vilageidiotx

My roommate suggested we stay in a hostel until we realized that we would need to sleep in shifts pulling security.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

*Tries to find places to stay in New York for cheap.*

*Fails.*

I'm one step above finding my poncho and making a field expedient hooch in Central Park but my little brother tells me I have to wait until I'm out of the Army to be homeless.