TheMadAsshatter

^>V

^ Has slow internet.

< Has fast internet and doesn't need to wait for Steam downloads.

v Needs to get on my level.

Pity party thread

Omegle. You have about a 1 in 10,000 chance of finding a female who will actually have camsex with you. (unless you're gay, then you're almost guaranteed to find sexual gratification through human interaction(assuming you are, in fact, a guy. Don't know you, sorry for assuming, if I'm wrong)).

How do you call 1-ups in video games?

The key to multiverse theory.

Spam Art - Girf Stoyle

Draw one of me, please? Pwetty pwease?

If you could

I feel like I've lead a charmed life already. I'll keep it around in case of emergencies. Y'know, when the zombie apocalypse strikes, I'm going to need it to be in the .1% of people who survives.

When playing video games...

Dervish said
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God, this so much! I've always wondered if with every close call I've had while driving my car I actually like barrel rolled and died in a fiery crash or something. Total mindblow, and the craziest thing about it is that, if that's true, the only possible end is that in exactly one universe you live forever, or at least your conscious self exists forever.

So I came out of the closet (again)

I haven't had the pleasure of talking to you a whole lot, and I've never RPd with you before, but from what little I know about you, I can say with a fair amount of certainty that you're pretty cool, and I'm glad to hear your mom was open to your coming out. Your dad... Well, if and when it comes to it, I hope he can take it in a similar fashion.

^>V

^ Quite wrong.
> Recently discovered that Steam Greenlight has featured fucking Rock Simulator 2014.
v Is disappointed in the absurd stupidity of certain games (i.e. Rock Simulator 2014).

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Critical Mass

The OOC is becoming worryingly inactive.

What Are You Listening To?

Irish Rovers - Drunken Sailor