shion sonozoki said
*dodges* wtf you know what *walks up and kicks you in the crotch*
Yes, I know what.
*Reveals steel ball protection*
I am prepared for everything.
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Yes, I know what.
*Reveals steel ball protection*
I am prepared for everything.
ShadowVentus said
Ok, that was funny. XDYes. Would it be I pronounce you fruit and wife? Then when they get a divorce, will they have a banana split of the money?
How have you not seen the Lego Movie yet?!
And you can have the banana split, I want the money.
shion sonozoki said
The strawberry and the human XD
More like "Red Love" or something corny like that. My little brother is a massive fan of romantic comedies. Good god some of them are bad.
shion sonozoki said
*takes your finger out of my nose*
You're so monotonous. Go! Kst!
*Throws dogs at you*
NoahFire said
(( Yes, Theres portals. Why? ))
((Because that's not your power. At all. Why the f*ck can you open portals? When did you gain portal magic?!))
shion sonozoki said
But that wpuld be really funny
It would be a really bad romantic comedy, that's what it would be.
shion sonozoki said
Im bored
Then DO SOMETHING INTERESTING!
*Sticks my fingers up your nose*
INTERESTING THINGS WILL HAPPEN!
*Spastic attack*
ShadowVentus said
That would be odd...but funny as hell, but even more odd when you realize you have to carry around that strawberry for the rest of your days...sounds like a marriage problem.
I think the problem would be the legal issues of marrying a giant strawberry with a face.
ShadowVentus said
No...but the world currently has a problem with MY tactician....he's facing the wrath of those he killed...and is sucking terribly because he ended up killing Darkside's (My nickname for Dark Tiny...or is it Gunner? Don't remember..) daughter, Minx, in a blinding rage. Now he's paying the emotional price..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry. Emotional suffering. Here, have a fitting sad song:
NoahFire said
Jake sees a few fire balls shoot out of portals randomly around him. Mary is in the hole opening random portals and spiting fireballs through them, she giggles not knowing where any of them go.
((You can open PORTALS?!))
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