Avatar of thewizardguy
  • Last Seen: 4 yrs ago
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 9392 (2.06 / day)
  • VMs: 2
  • Username history
    1. thewizardguy 12 yrs ago

Status

User has no status, yet

Bio

Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

Most Recent Posts

WizardGirl said
((Well, the original plan was that the Ashleys' were gonna both gonna try to convince each Kami to come to the same world, and also Opposite Ashley would have been working on a way to get rid of the spiders, and they wouldn't be able to live through electricity))


((If Kami came to Hope, she'd bring her army with her, and it would cause worldwide chaos. An entire wordwide military, working in unison? All the villains and heroes of her world working hand-in-hand? Kami has a massive fighting force, including some metas who could face Captain Awesome in a duel, although she has no chance of mind-controlling them. And Captain Awesome would arrive in Fear only to be swamped in Death Priests and demons, as well as Appolyon.
I just made a recap! A couple of posts up, you can't miss it.
Deus frowned at learning of this discovery of magic. "Well that's just plain silly. If you choked, you could always move air into your lungs with magic. In fact, using magic, one could completely circumvent the need for breath, You could lie all you want, and nobody would notice." Deus sighed. Most likely, he was the first to come up with this. So many people didn't look past the simple rules. "In any case, you said that we won't do what the gamemaster says. However, we're still planning on defeating him, which is what he literally said we should do. Doesn't that mean that if we move against the GameMaster, you'll choke?" Deus smiled brightly, ready to break down in laughter if this proved to be the truth. It was quite silly using unbreakable statements that included the actions of others, as any others that heard the statement would be able to contradict the statement, simply to cause the statement to become untrue, and thus kill the speaker. In fact, Bob was in half a mind to do what the GameMaker wanted, simply to see what would happen. However, the possibility of the witch blowing them all up to prevent this from occurring was a prominent factor in his decision to PROBABLY not do that.
Dash375 said
Well I need a new idea what to do since Krein's has dropped out meaning his character is no longer available. Anyone got a spare character to interact with so I can start getting into this rp?


Jorthan is looking for something. You could have your character meet him.
Looking forward to it (=
Alright. Hope it's interesting.
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooots of useless introductions. Then people dropped out. There's a mysterious stillhouette. Deus has summoned an odd palace, and is arguing for the party to NOT follow the stillhouette.
If it helps, I can recap. Really, most of what's happened is useless introductory crap.
"He's a gamemaster, silly. We're adventurers. You could go and have a drink in a tavern, and interesting stuff will happen to you. It's the way the universe works. Certain people attract interesting stuff, and someone gathered together a whole group of people like that." Deus smiled. Few people knew this, but it was a pattern he'd noticed. Many scoffed at the idea of cliches existing in real life, but he'd seen it in action too many times to dismiss them as such. Being an ancient being of pure thought and emotion had it's perks, and one was that he managed to see what was in everyone's faces. "Name one time that nothing interesting happened to you. When you run away from the action, you either go back to it, or the action follows you. When you enter a fight, the big shit hits the fan. Nothing climactic or world-changing happens without you, and sometimes it's like the entire world revolves around your own personal emotions and motivations." Deus smiled, and blew out a stream of bubbles. "Girl, this being is powerful enough to smash apart billions of universes. You really think you can walk up to it and stab it in the face? Don't be silly. It'd wipe us all out with a thought. The only hope we have is that it makes a mistake, and we're given a sliver of hope."
Secretly, of course, Deus had an ulterior motive. He really didn't have much hope for this party's chances of survival. The Gamemaster was above even multi-dimensional beings such as Beatrice. It was threatening all of reality. There was a reality for every world conjured up in human thought, and Deus knew a lot about the human imagination. Enough to know that the amount of worlds could not be counted with billions, or googles. They would be nearly infinite. Whatever this gamemaster was, if it was truly the threat it proposed to be, it would have to be nearly omnipotent, and nothing they did mattered. When facing a being of this power scale, you're screwed no matter what you do. Bob was simply interested in using the Palace of Memories to get to know his fellow companions a little more. Do a little bonding. Build up an emotional charge to the scene, maybe mess with someone. Undoubtedly the gamemaster would constantly throw challenges their way, and Deus believed that whatever it was, it most likely shared his sense of dramatic timing and story structure. He was assured in the knowledge that when they all died, they'd do so with a bang.
WizardGirl said
((Think of it this way, You just ruined my plan, now i ruin yours…))"You know, when i told myself about the place, it seemed a lot better, but then again i use to think of child birth differently too. But its time that we put a stop to you…" I say as I press a small button in my pocket, which sends a small amour of energy into my brain, waking me up, and killing the spider. "Wow, head rush…Remind me never to trust a opposite me, cause apparently, we still have bad plans…"


((Me ruining your plan made sense. Explain to me how you knew that without breaking the fourth wall, and I'm fine with it. I'm not purposefully ruining your plan. I gave my character a number of powers, and your plan doesn't work based on a power she has you didn't know about. Not my fault. This is what, in comic book terms, is called "Building suspense." I'm basically building Kami up to be the biggest baddest big bad evar, and then, in the end, if you're lucky and have a good plan, you get to stomp on her face. Some stories have bad endings. I'm sorry for any damage caused, and if you really want, I'll invent some bullshit reason Ashley can escape without consequence, as I want to avoid conflict, however please know that I never intentionally destroyed your plan.))
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet