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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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NoahFire said
Angel changes back "nice try.. I'm sorry what's your name?" Angel asks as she turns into a small furry animal with pointy cat ears and a cat nose. A monkey tail and cat feet and monkey hands. Her eyes are big and grey, she's covered in a blond fur. "I'm fluffy..." She says like a small child.


Bob smiles, and pets the crime against nature. "My name is Bob, child." As he speaks, he gestures, and the Stranger finds himself hanging from a lantern pole by his underwear. Luckily, his genitals are still intact.
Sapphire said
Agreed, yea I picked up on that a while back :P I'm not making that mistake (again?) I hope that knowing will save Eris but shit happens, I can't meta post and make her understand why she needs to stay away and she's definitely got some arrogance in her. Whoever said that curiosity killed the cat was wrong, it was arrogance.


Yep. It's why I love playing Stein. He's probably my favorite OC, apart from Bob.
ShadowVentus said
Heyo! Can someone give me a brief recap of what's going on?


Alrighty. Beatrice has been owned, Bob is fighting Unicron, B Battler is threatening the Titan Hunters, Solus is trying to get in Beatrice's favore, Hazama wants to kill/rape Beatrice because he's a psycho, and I unleashed Stein and Mia on this rp.
"Dick move?" Bob smiles, holding up a finger threateningly. "Was that a challenge?" The stranger starts feeling an intense pain as he realizes Bob is threatening to rip off his genitals.
DiZL ReloadeD said
Btw wiz since he doesnt know about Terumi he only altered Hazamas memories am I right?


He altered the memeories of all sentient beings observing him, besides Beatrice. He can sense when he is observed.
Sapphire said
*shiver* I am not letting him get any where near Eris, I don't know if she could beat him and that scares me because Stein scares me.


Stein is a very scary person. You must know by now that I love making insane characters, and I love when people underestimate just how much I will fuck them up, pardon my french.
"I'm sure you're familiar with the concept of Variable Existence. What we know as reality isn't a constant state, but rather an infinite glob of possibilities, locked into a single form by our own perception of what is 'real'." Bob explained these metaphysics in scientist's terms, sensing a mind capable of processing such complex ideas and theories about the nature of reality. "I am a being composed of this power, the ability to lock reality. I am the thoughts that weren't used, the small bits of imagination that haven't been utilized. Thus, I'm able to use my powers to warp what is real, and what is not."
Bob smiles as well, before turning Angel into a tree. "Now, stay away from Steve. Now that you look like this, he's going to want to kill you in order to use your body to create a house, slaughtering you just to build." Bob gives Angel a warm smile. In fact, it's so warm his face is on fire.
DiZL ReloadeD said
@wizard: you know the first moment I read your post now I was likebut after reading it again a few times, i think i got it~


It was that confusing? Sorry, I'll try and be clearer next time.
Sapphire said
I wouldn't underestimate any character, not even if you are Rping a god. Crossover Creek is a very dangerous place, even for gods.


You're sounding like Stein now.
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