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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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CreedTheChimera said
I growl, yet I don't move. "..."


((See above))
kishin asura said
Theta-d: *smiles* you're right Jake, I do love you. *a large mouth opens in the middle of her stomach and a hand holding a glowing dagger stabs him in the heart* to death.


*the wound does nothing. In fact, there isn't even a wound*
Jake: I knew you loved me!
*Jake rips off Theta's shirt as he starts taking off his pants*
((Well, this is the point of no return, isn't it?))
Angel said
=_= *i telport away*


*You appear in front of Mia, who's holding a familiar scalpel*
Mia: Yay! It's finally arrived! My new present!
supertinyking said
The prostitutes are cut to ribbons in a near instant. Behind Sharon Afro stands with his blade plunged in the demon's back.


*Sharon falls the ground, choking on her own blood*
Sharon: Give me a little alone time.... gahk....
*She falls to the ground, and disappears*
kishin asura said
Theta-d: *in miranda's voice* really? Because I happen to hate you Jake. So much in fact, that I will most likely die solely from the sheer volcanic hatred I feel towards you. Go castrate yourself and wander.deep into a forest to die. I hope when you do die, animals rape your corpse. No one likes you. The only reason jackman's lettting you have your way with me is to make easy money. *she smirks* I often heard him laugh and say "I can't believe he's paying me to tape a little girl with a fatal std! He's paying good money to kill himself!" (( I'm playing THAT card. And i'm using theta-d to do it.*has my poker face on* also, sorry for the late reply))


*Jake laughs, as he smacks Theta, and he feels his jawbone crack*
Jake: No! Miranda, you love me! You don't have to say it, of course. I have other ways....
*He grabs theta, and begins to fumble with the buttons of her shirt*
ShadowVentus said
My hunch is that he's grounded in this reality because of his 1 hour payment with Miranda...but I don't think that's all there is to it.


Exactly. Just have a good look at his powers, and how he interacts with others, and you'll understand how to kill him. You'll also need a really good memory.
supertinyking said
Drac pulls out several holy objects to attack Jake with. Ranging from crosses to strange relics.


*As you use a sacred dagger of the old gods, you cut him, and he growls. he punches you, and you feel a rib break, as you crash to the ground. You suddenly find yourself crying*
CreedTheChimera said
Sharon hears footsteps behind him. Before he can react, a giant stream of blue fire engulfs him as I growl. "How many times do I have to kill you?!"


*The flame turns pink, and dissipates, as Sharon smiles*
Sharon: Oh, honey. Must be destiny, us meeting so often. You keep coming back to me. It's not good to surpress true love, you know...
*Sharon smiles, as a group of prostitutes in skimpy clothing surround you*
CreedTheChimera said
Sharon hears footsteps behind him. Before he can react, a giant stream of blue fire engulfs him as I growl. "How many times do I have to kill you?!"


Angel said
Aksjakfkakdma *i teleport away* NNNNNNOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEE


*As you portal away, you see Stein, who smiles at you*
Stein: Ah, Angel! Come back for another surgery?
*He smiles, and you notice you're covered in stitches, your eyes green glass lenses, blades attached to your hands*
ShadowVentus said
How do you kill something that's there, but not really there?


Well, he affects reality in a certain way, and thus reality affects him in the same way. if you figure out how he's bound here, you can kill him.
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