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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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"Estimated human casualties are no higher than 300. An acceptable price." BioHIVE is confused as it's prey is attacked by another Oldblood, registered as Mithias. However, it seemed BioHIVE would need to interject anyway. Firing a short burst, the entire complex explodes, a ball of fire moving rapidly outwards from the center of the store-room area. Rockets and grenades create brief explosions within this wall of fire, which grows with every barrel of gunpoweder it hits, with every store of bullets consumed by the heat. The two drones in the building are instantly wiped out. Terebithia, still at 30 meters high, however, is unharmed, as a large part of Kilo Point is wiped out. BioHIVE watches with the detachment of a machine, as the humans are destroyed. Humans are insectlike, odd beings. While he himself had been created by Jack, Jack was above human, his intellect his greatest weapon. Human and vampire alike, however, remained both intellectually and physically inferior to robots.
Jack leans back as he recieves the message from Rhyss. What a joke. The fool ate people for a living, and yet had the gal to lecture him on human casualties? However, Jack knew he had a much more fitting argument for the situation. "Rhyss, did you know I can detect an oldblood for over thirty kilometers? I can calculate their movements, and how wounded they are." Jack smiles, behind the communicator, as he taps his fingers on his desk. "I don't care if you work with Magnus, for my part you can bring all of SOLDIER crashing down. They're a means to an end, nothing more. However, SOLDIER isn't the one you should be afraid of. Speak to me with such a tone again, and not only will I blow your cover, but I will blow you into a million pieces." Displayed in high quality on a large screen, Jack can see the explosion. "Ah, look. It seems a [i[vampire[/i] has sabotaged the weaponry. How horrible, isn't it?" Not waiting for a reply, Jack hangs up.
((Surveilance camera?))
Tyki said
((alright))the man is there, handing you the adrenaline shot. "you look rather battered... would you like some assistance?" the man asks, seizing your broken arm and righting it, healing it albeit extremely painfully before letting it drop back down to your side and stepping back to look at you. "there... that's better..." the man says evenly, motivating you to move towards the door to the planet through your hatred and want to attack him


"Fuck you." I smile, as I stagger over to the central console, and activate the Overload Sequence. Instantly, the man is locked down, as the Plot Hole begins to expand, absorbing all matter and energy in it's path. The full power of the Plot Hole would be holding the man in this dimension. "You shouldn't have come back, asshole. I hope you enjoy your victory over me. See you in Hell?" I smile, as the crackling purple energy begins to expand, glowing brightly, as the machines linked to the Plot Reactor explode from the overload of energy.
Bob sighs, as he looks at Eris, the annoyance clear on his face. "Really, you talk as if this is the first dimension you've ruined. Even if reality did start to collapse, which I doubt, there'd be plenty of time to teleport away." Bob turned back to Elsa, only to find more sources of annoyance, The girl refused to accept his help. It was not often that Bob offered a gift for free, and having it rejected not just once, but twice, after showing her why, truly phased him. "Well then I guess I'll just have to fix that." Gesturing, Bob makes Elsa's left arm explode into a bloody shower, covering the area in red. "You should really learn not to piss off Gods of Chaos." With that, Bob turned and left. "Now, Eris, I believe you had a problem with Uni?"
Tyki said
i've been paying attention to the ic, but matt still needs to reply to my posts :/


I was waiting for you to explain 'motivating'.
Tyki said
true... the protoss are powerful too.... actually, now that i think about it... lore wise it should only really be protoss v zerg.... the terrans are massively outclassed on both fronts....


I still don't get how the protoss were defeated. The reason they fight on equal grounds with the zerg is because almost all of them are dead, but how did they all die in the first place? Imagine a fight where there are just as many Zerg as there are Protoss. The Protoss would OWN the Zerg.
CreedTheChimera said
I think he's talking about the Pandemonium event in the Grand Magic Games. Or maybe it is the Tower of Heaven, IDK ^^'


I just recall her wearing pants in the Tower of Heaven.
Tyki said
as far as i know their carapace is 5 times as hard as neo steel at max levelif that's true then why can't we do magic irl? my thought has always been that it's a genetic differenceexactly but there are reasons to explain that. terrans have suits and vehicles to sheild them from it. protoss have energy sheilds, and the zerg are just immune :P


Neo steel? Steel from the Matrix?

We can't do magic irl because magic doesn't EXIST irl, moron.

I'm fine with them being immune to background radiation, I just originally thought you meant nukes couldn't harm them, which is oddly specific.
Tyki said
the thing is... lore wise they should be able to take over the sc universe no problem... but a force like that would make for a massively unbalanced system....


Actually, Lore Wise the Protoss are the most powerful. Not only is their technology massively superior, giving them force fields and blades made out of plasma, capable of cutting through any physical material, but they have psychic powers. In order to make up for this, they all have massive unit costs, but a Zealot should be able to insta-kill almost any zerg unit with a single hit.
Tyki said
my hydralisk blades literally cut anything apart due to the compisition. terran seige tanks far surpass mere cannons... and if that's the case then how come she has difficulty with the tower of pain where her armors were reduced to just some pants?


So your hydralisk blades are infinitely sharp and yet infinitely strong?....... Do I need to point out the bullshit, or can you do that yourself?

In the Tower of Pain? I think you might mean the Tower of Heaven, and there she removed her armor because it was slowing her down. With her armor on, she wasn't able to block her opponent's attacks, and her opponent was capable of cutting through any material.
Tyki said
actually the zerg carapace is on a level that is mountains above steel. a marine's rifle can actually punch a hole through steel without any difficulty.the ability to do magic is geneticnot the explosion but the radiation. in many games between tiny and myself i've nuked the hell out of his zerg structures and units while they've shown zero effect from the radioactive fallout


First off, after doing some research, I've discovered that Zerg carapace is about five times as hard as steel. At least, that's the most reliable info I could get.

Bullshit. Magic is done through research and control of mana. While of course, some magic is genetic to magical creatures, this is uniquely passed on. Just being able to alter your DNA doesn't give you the ability to do magic. By that logic, Tsukune has Tyki's powers, because they're genetic.

NOTHING shows effects from radioactive fallout in Starcraft.
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