thewizardguy
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Just a random guy, doing random things.
Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge
Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.
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Well, first and foremost, thank you for coming on here and attempting to explain your situation. It's appreciated. I would love to reply, albeit not in a hostile but a friendly fashion, however, as Elsa requested, I will move this to PMs. So, you know.... thanks for showing up and attempting to aid the situation instead of making it worse.
((Goshdarnit. Alright, I'll leave.))
I'm very sorry for posting it here, and I will remove it.
The girl from before walks over, smiling. "Excuse me, like I said before, please don't eat food not from the café on these grounds."
Herro.
The girl shrieks as she suddenly trips over the chair that moved on it's own, falling to the ground among a sprawl of menus she'd been holding. She sits up, holding her head and cursing softly.
Goat God said
okay Im packing up everyone and moving them to the briefing room soon here...EDIT: but it looks like people are on, SO POST goat damnit
I would post, but my post is the last post, so you know...... meh.
drewccapp said
2nd Edition... I'm playing a pixie fairy wizard named Fix Tale... she doesn't fix things... she breaks them. With magic!
Reminds me of the best Wizard quote in anything D&D ever. "I'm telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down!"
Also..... facepalm on typing 3.6.
And I haven't ever actually played 2nd edition, just kind of dismissed it. I might look at it more closely sometime.
((Sorry for the slow reply, I had to go walk the dog))
"Thank you. Let me give you the menu." The girl hands out two menus, which list a quite surprising array of food typical of a café. However, there are also a number of quite questionable options, such as the skinned corpse of a child, or a sword, which seems like an odd thing to be on ANY menu card. The list continues with stranger and stranger objects, arranged alongside baked beans and lasagna. Perhaps equally disturbing is the waitress, who goes from table to table to take orders from nonexistent guests, even stopping by some tables that have been completely worn out by age.
"Thank you. Let me give you the menu." The girl hands out two menus, which list a quite surprising array of food typical of a café. However, there are also a number of quite questionable options, such as the skinned corpse of a child, or a sword, which seems like an odd thing to be on ANY menu card. The list continues with stranger and stranger objects, arranged alongside baked beans and lasagna. Perhaps equally disturbing is the waitress, who goes from table to table to take orders from nonexistent guests, even stopping by some tables that have been completely worn out by age.
From the main building of the abandoned building comes a smiling girl with long green pigtails. She's wearing a white dress, with the words 'the Wishing Well' written on it, which just so happens to coincide with the name of the abandoned café. She walks up to the table, smiling. "Hello! Welcome to the Wishing Well. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're not allowed to eat your own food on the premises. Would you like to order something?" Her voice is soft and melodic, tinged with cheerfulness, clasping her hands in front of her as she speaks, and constantly shifting position, as if unable to remain still for more than a moment.
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