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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true.

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Mine is leafy sea dragon they are coolio
never ever let it cool

Windosill, It's a short atmospheric surreal puzzle game.
In Rabbit Doubt 8 days ago Forum: Spam Forum
Broby is the last of the old guild. Like obi-wan or something
In but seriously 9 days ago Forum: Spam Forum
How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsy Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop?
sing your own special song
producing bile
Just because it's easy to play people wave it away. Like come on id love to hear some more songs with the kazoo in them
In Trailer fodder 19 days ago Forum: Spam Forum
When one of the characters just starts whispering what they're saying in the middle of the movie for no reason
<Snipped quote by TupperWare Bowl>

Chances are, you are not microwave safe.

However, you are convenient for transportation of items of relative unimportance, like potato salad or craft supplies.

You likely don't feel the need to sell yourself too much because people already treat you as a household name, although exceedingly commonplace. Such a household name, in fact, that no one actually gives a damn, and takes you for granted.

Until they microwave the shit out of you and you infect them with disease.

It's possible you often feel limitless, though that may be because your lid gets fucking lost all the damn time and FOR GOD'S SAKE KAREN WHEN YOU PUT THE DISHES AWAY MAKE SURE THE LIDS ARE IN THE SAME PLACE AS THE CONTAINERS I SWEAR WE'VE GONE OVER THIS BEFORE.

I just want to point out that it took me this long to realize you were referring to my name
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