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The Mad Hatter
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"might i ask why you're so mad?" i ask evenly, letting him seethe for now as i sit down before collapsing
i grunt in pain and look like i almost black out before holding up a hand as my left eye spews black and white smoke and he's bound by white chains with black centers. "constrict" i say weakly as the chains tighten, locking his powers and forcing him to drop to the floor and smack his face. i fall to the ground, landing on my feet and limp over to him, squatting down and hauling him up to a sitting position, waiting on him to regain his senses
"if a scared five year old can kill these things then so can you 'great ruler' " i say evenly, not frightened at his anger despite his power before cracking a smile and asking "do i need to hold your hand or are you going to man up and earn your keep?" probably poking the bear too much but not really minding
"i got the last one" i respond, waiting for him to move forward and trigger the obvious trap to just get this over with. "although you won't have to kneel for this one" i assure evenly as i wave in a shooing motion for him to go and get it
thewizardguy said
"Then let us go to the statues and obtain this blessing, before I lose my patience. If you truly plan on staying here for such a period of time, then I shall simply go find your leader on my own." With this, CL started moving down the long hall once more, presumably towards the next statue.
i follow him cracking my neck as if to prepare and loosen myself for combat before my blade appears in my hand. at the end of a long hall way he steps out into a massive room with two giant stone statues at the end of it with another dragon statue between them, this one made of marble instead of the last one which was made of basalt. i stand waiting by the doorway with my short sword out, waiting for something
"you have to crush it and eat the dust, but if you eat it now then all the fit throwing you just did will be useless because there are two more statues and we have to receive their blessings within the same day we receive this one's blessings... i'm guessing you'll respectfully abstain from doing so?" i say evenly, asking him rhetorically as i get up, putting the book away in the nothingness behind me
"if you use it now then it will wear off by the time i'm able to do this whole thing again" i say evenly as i read and seem to practice simply pyromancy, failing a few times and looking a bit out of practice despite how simple the spells seem. "we might as well get to know each other since we shall be traveling together" i suggest evenly as i read and practice, sitting on the other side of the fire
"it wears off after a day so you're going to want to wait until tommorrow before you eat it" i say evenly, lighting a fire with a small fireball and sitting by it, taking out a small book that i conjure from nowhere and reading through it at a fair pace, letting the topic of my past fall unconversed upon
he finds the gem to be quite fragile and would probably break if he squeezed it hard enough. "dignity doesn't mean much when you're dead. i think that's something you'll come to learn eventually if you really are a ruler" i reply evenly as i let him take the ring, setting about making a small camp without a tent. mostly just clearing things off the floor and gathering flammable objects to start a fire. "when you're five it's not really difficult to swallow your pride and kneel but maybe that was just me... of course i was naked at that point so dignity was long gone" i add a bit sadly at the memories, but laughing in the end
thewizardguy said
" A mere God challenges me?" LC sighs, as he gestures, and a wall outside the room explodes away from him, as if he were relieving built-up power. He glances at the statue. "I'll be back later." Despite his words, LC was not planning on challenging a God, not until he was able to harness the Primal Cucumber's power for himself. He was not stupid. "If it is a pressure plate, then this is a simple matter." LC gestures towards the area, and the pressure plate is pressed, despite him not kneeling there.
he finds that it doesn't work, and that i was right in saying that you had to specifically be kneeling in order to activate it. the voice remains silent at the needless destruction as i remain holding out the gem for him. "if you're not going to kneel then just take the damn thing, it'll be much faster than actually you failing at cheating the system" i say evenly, the murky gem seeming to move if he were to look at it long enough
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