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    1. Ubermensch 12 yrs ago

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Current Powering up Cerebro.
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Who's up for a good fight? See me if you like Jurassic Park, Mortal Kombat, and Cthulhu Mythos in one.

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I prefer group RPs and cooperation in between players. Usual characters are superhumans, half-human hybrids, cynics, and Nietzscheans. Usual settings are civil wars, blood feuds, and/or outside-context problems.

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In Cao 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild! I do hope you enjoy your stay.
Welcome to the guild! I do hope you enjoy your stay.
As the mad scientist retreated into the back room to place the organs, a thumping sound was heard. BANG! The Iranian captain gathered allies to gather a rescue mission. The shackles were smashed open and the operatives were freed. "Hurry before he returns! Gather the remains for a proper burial!" The Iranian troopers made sure Lazar's remains were recovered for a proper treatment. Alina and the captain were running out of the area as well as gathering the rest of the operatives. They were running like the wind.

Suddenly, the Head of Death was armed with a G18 machine pistol, roaring, "NOBODY LEAVES MY LAB ALIVE!" A click was heard and the gun was ready to fire! In his frenzy, he'd attempt to blast everyone with short bursts, but a flashbang interrupted the shooting. If everyone doesn't run quickly, they might be turned to Swiss cheese when Head of Death recovers. Plenty of time for the operatives to escape. They soon will find out that they are trading one ally for another. As they all escaped to the drop ship, they found the Iranian captain. "As a token of Iran's gratitude, they had assigned me to the ParaCom project. My name is Farhad Mehrzad, or call me Bolt if it is too hard to pronounce." Most people were able to get out alive, save for Lazar.
Now that Lazar has been dissected, the Iranian captain will bust you all out soon.
William's and Xavier's attempt to escape both failed. Xavier's hands were too big to slide out. William noticed that the lock could not be picked by the knife as it was a tube lock, which required a drill to destroy.

The mad scientist saw the escape attempts from William and Xavier coming. "Just so you know, the shackles are made of solid steel and the locks are of the tube type! I shall now flip a coin!" Head of Death flipped a coin. The coin landed on heads! "Sorry Mr. O negative, you will not be dissected today. Your friend who offered first shall be the sacrificial lamb!" Head of Death then would throw Lazar onto an operating table. The dissection was quite horrific. First, the madman thrusted his scalpel into the eyes of Lazar in order to take them out, leading to another horrific procedure. Then, via a drill and vacuum tool, the skull was then penetrated to have the brain sucked out into a jar. The other organs followed suit and surprisingly undamaged into the jars.

"Count to four, inhale. Count to four, exhale." Alina was coping with the horror and tried to help others do so too. Every ParaCom squad member was to witness the horrific dissection. It would also be a source of tragedy for all of ParaCom, but Center will make sure this never happens again.
For now, you can either vote for who is to be dissected or attempted to free yourselves. Either way, there isn't much one can do.
By all means try! This is the part when things get hairy!
Derpestein said
Reasoning is to avoid it happening again, I guess.


Correct. Now let us all vote on who becomes the sacrificial lamb. In IC of course.
The helmets were not equipped with a gas mask. I forgot to tell everyone. But don't worry, we can adapt.

EDIT: Gas masks will be available after this mission.
Derpestein said
OH SHIT SELF SACRIFICE OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT


Yes. That man you all have been captured by is the main antagonist.
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