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Sargon

(pseudonym, real name kept secret)

Nicknames: Whatever the hell students will call her.  

Age: Appears to be in her late 20's.

Species: Human.

Sex: Female

Job: Faculty (English)

Powers

Does she have one? Or does she have none? 
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Weaknesses

What's a known weakness without a known power?
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Personality

Enigmatic as she may be, Sargon likes to show off in nearly everything, except her theorized powers if they even exist at all. She carries a trumpet that she plays loudly in front of everyone before she does something she feels "significant" or "worthy", so at some occasions, Sargon is kind of predictable. She is not as stupid as she looks like; Sargon knows how to solve many complex logical, practical and personal problems, and is sometimes considered as a de facto guidance counselor. While arrogant to the point of having a smug pepe smirk as her normal expression, she is just as caring as most other sane teachers, and will help a student in any way she can (but not without being preceded by the Trumpet Rites). 

Skills

Being an English teacher, Sargon has decent literary and poetic skill and uses it seriously, unlike some others which use them in writing BDSM romance books, explicit shipping fanfiction, and conspiracy theory explanations. Sargon's hundreds of books are mainly alternate history events, lore-rich fantasy, unbiased guides on politics, and humorous satirical views on some matters, although she refuses to go to a publisher to put a book in mass print for some reason. Most of them reside in her office, and a few are at the library. Of course, Sargon knows how to play the trumpet, but only for reasons mentioned in Personality.

Hobbies

Let's see here...
-Pretty much whatever's in Skills
-Napping before evening
-Bragging
-Walking around the school at night

Background

"Sargon" is a woman of unknown ethnicity and exact age. When asked about her true name, residence, ability, date or place of birth, Sargon will refuse to answer. It is not clear if this is because she is unwilling to share this information or has lost knowledge of it. Sargon began her career at the Orean Cause over 5 years ago, working as a simple gardener first before eventually applying for faculty a year later.

Not once have Sargon even showed off her abilities, not even to her colleagues. There have quite been many speculations on what Sargon can do or what she is. Because of her apparent disconnection from magic, Sargon is not present during Training Day programs.

Many theories surround Sargon's existence. Some say she is basically the Fate reincarnation of the real Sargon of Akkad, the ruler of the first empire in human history. Others say she might be an actual ruler of some existing kingdom, magical or not, hidden in an uncharted region of the planet. And there are those who say she is just a plain old ordinary woman, with an exaggerated sense of privacy.

Sargon's true story will be slowly revealed on every posts involving her, in italics.

Theme

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Dreams

Only three words vaguely describes Sargon's dream: Let Justice forget.

The Pentagon's top cryptologists are working 24/7 trying to figure out what she said.
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