Valiance

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
Nothin.

Don't do dis.

Myriad Reality

Legend said
What do you want to play?*Becomes liquid and moves away from you*Die?

*Follows your movements perfectly*
My favorite.

Myriad Reality

Legend said
Well you're awake, so it looks like my job here is done.*Turns and walks away*

*Grabs you by the hair*
Not so fast, precious.
*Shoves my hand into your back and starts absorbing all the mercury that makes you up*
I want to play a game.

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
You madman! Customary rocks!

I know I'm a madman, but

Legend said
Not a word. I was eating and didn't notice.

Heh?

Myriad Reality

Legend said
Oh, quite.*Points the cannon towards you, shooting a concentrated blast of Mercury*

*It stops without me moving an inch, and I start to walk toward you.*
Fiesty. I love fiesty.

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
*The mercury quickly spreads throughout your body*

*Stands back up*
'Ello, love. Aren't we going to have the grandest of times?
*Sticks my hand into the wound, and pulls out a solidified shard of blood mixed with mercury. I chuckle as I toss it to the side*

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
Phhh, you wish. You're in 'Murica, so use the customary.

I'm in 'Murica, so I have the right to do what I want in that regard. Metric is better.

Myriad Reality

Legend said
*Shoots a mercury bullet at you out of a cannon*

*It hits my chest and I fall over and close my eyes*

Myriad Reality

Legend said
Customary plus metric*

Oh yeah, you're right. Always save the best for last.

Myriad Reality

Legend said
Metric and customary and friendly together.

Metric plus customary < Metric plus metric