Valiance

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Etcetera said
Don't drink, kids. It forces you to be truthful.

Don't do drugs, kids. It turns you into a David.

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Etcetera said
*Puts my hands on your shoulder*Ridge, there's nothing we can do. Let go of the things you can't change, and fix the things you can. It'll get you through this game!

IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!
*A single drop of blood comes from my right eye, and the moment I feel it, I slam a white-energy hammer on my forehead*
Ow...

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Etcetera said
Don't drink, kids. It makes you emotional.

Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Yes. I'm drunk.

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Etcetera said
...*Rubs my arm*

*My right eye twitches*

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Etcetera said
Drinking kills, kids.

Shut up! It hits me in mah feels every time.

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Etcetera said
Well, she's pretty much free to do as she pleases, but has to do whatever Zelda tells her to do. And... she's kind of a... um... a sex slave. And they perform sexual torture on her regularly.

...

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Etcetera said
Don't drink, kids.

It's a song about his friend dying.

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Now my second favorite's on! I actually mentioned it IC with Toby, pre-girlification.

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Etcetera said
I'd embed a video with a song, but I won't.

Drink a Beer- Luke Bryan.

Not a party song or a drinking song, actually. First time I heard it, I almost cried.

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Etcetera said
I don't know, honestly. She's not being chained in a dungeon or something like that.

*Takes a deep breath*
Alright, go ahead. Tell me.