Valiance

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
*Pushes you away*

*Moves back a single step*
Wow. That's impressive, but I think you may need your soulmate's help.
*Points over to where Legend was behind you*

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
You are in a room with me and my boyfriend, so leave before I make you.

*Shrugs and grins ever so slightly*
Tell you what. If you can make me leave, I'll stay out. Deal?

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
Huh? Get out. I'm busy.

Why? Tell me where we are right now, and I'll leave.

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
Huh? What just happened?

*Legend turns to say something to you, when suddenly Ridge walks in the door*
Ah, I finally found you!

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
*Laughs*Nah, I just like screwing with people's heads. I have a low sex drive anyway.

Meh. Either way...
*The energy slips into your head through your nostrils, and you suddenly wake up sitting on a couch next to your boyfriend, without any memory of the events that transpired, nor any memory of how you got there*

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
*Snickers*I thought you said orgasm at first. That would have been fun.

You're very sexually inclined for a robot. I bet your boyfriend loves you for that.
*Converts the quarter into energy*

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
Try to find something. Sven already removed my internal parts. Ah, Sven. I hated him that day.

*Pulls out a quarter*
And look what I found behind your appendix! Well, what would've been an appendix if you were an organism.

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
No thanks, I'm good.*Licks you*

So then it is foreplay.
*My hand phases through your stomach, and I start feeling around inside of you for something to pull out*

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
*Bites your ear*

Wow. What is this, foreplay?
*Teleportation is suddenly restricted by a blue translucent ball of energy that forms around us*
Now hit me.

Myriad Reality

LegendBegins said
Ends up right in front of you, with my foot in your face*

*Ignores it*