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Nerdy things that I love in order of importance
1. Star Wars, come on who doesn't love it?
2. DC comics, if you couldn't already tell.
3. Game of Thrones, more recent than the other two but still awesome!
4. Mass Effect, best video game franchise OF ALL TIME!!!
1. Star Wars, come on who doesn't love it?
2. DC comics, if you couldn't already tell.
3. Game of Thrones, more recent than the other two but still awesome!
4. Mass Effect, best video game franchise OF ALL TIME!!!
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Hey guys, finally got my internet back. Anyways working on my next post. It'll end my BIzarro arc.
So apparently this is a leak from WB Montreal, who recently announced that they're working on a new DC game...
*nerdy snort* Um his name is supposed to have a dash in between the Kal and the El. Kal El is not his real name. *pushes up thick rimmed glasses.* Furthermore the power of freeze breath is just an extension of his Super Breath which is the real power. This game sucks 0/10!!
I greatly enjoyed Man of Steel. Thought it was one of the better Superman live action films. Love the Zod death scene (even if the heat vision woulda hit them after he turned his head, but maybe I'm wrong. Anyways good movie)
As for the gods and monsters series, let me watch it first. Isn't it supposed to be a darker version of the big three?
As for the gods and monsters series, let me watch it first. Isn't it supposed to be a darker version of the big three?
Got a post in.
Clark landed in front of the LexCorp facility on the dark side of the moon. Or, rather what used to be a LexCorp facility. The entire complex was destroyed, large chunks of the metal walls floated in every direction and the complete silence gave off an eerie feeling. In the center of the destroyed complex was a massive cube that stood on its side. The cube was haphazardly put together with chunks of the facility's walls. The edges of the strange structure were jaggedly pointing out of the sides. There were no signs of the science crew that worked the facility. No bodies. No one living.
As Clark approached, he used his x-ray vision to examine the interior. On the inside lay a pale man wearing purple. Clark couldn't make out who he was, however he was the only other living being in sight. Clark walked slowly around the structure until he found a small circular door way with no actual door. He stepped inside the cube, causing it to shift on the ground.
The man in the center of the huge room looked up. At the sight of Clark an evil smile appeared on his face. The creature was ugly, yet somehow seemed familiar. Despite the familiarity, everything about him was wrong. His skin was a dull grey, his smile hideous, his muscles uneven, and he seemed to look like an extra on the Walking Dead. Clark noticed something even more strange when the man stood up. He wore a perverted version of the El family crest on his torso.
"Well aren't you ugly." Was the only thing Clark thought to say. Strangely the creature began to laugh. It sounded... evil.
The beast opened its mouth as if to speak, however a red beam of heat exploded outwards and connected with Clark dead center sending him flying through the makeshift wall and back to the moon's surface. The creature followed at an incredible speed landed his knee into Clark's face. The monster stopped behind him and shot another, more sustained, heat attack at Clark. Superman rose to his knees and caught the beam with his arms crossed blocking it from hitting him in the face.
"Alright asshole, that"s enough." Clark exploded forwards and punched the creature in its enlarged jaw. He followed with a knee to the chest and an elbow to the back of the head. The creature returned with a powerful uppercut that sent Clark flying backwards and into the cube. The impact destroyed the makeshift structure.
"I Bizarro"The creature yelled as it sped int Superman's direction. Clark returned with his own heat vision. The attack stopped 'Bizarro' in his tracks.
"Tell me you aren't the clone."Clark said after sending another punch into the creature's face.
"Bizarro powerful more! Bizarro Superman kill!" The two of them exchanged dozens of punches and kicks as well as Superman's heat vision and Bizarro's heat... breath?
"Bizarro grammar lessons needs." Superman barely had time to laugh at his own joke before the monster struck him in the side with one of the many large metal pieces of wall. Clark began to attack again but two streams of frost coming from Bizarro's eyes captured him in a block of ice. "You've got to be kidding me"
"Bizarro mind change. Superman prisoner be!" The monster said before jumping around like an excited school girl.
"Superman think so don't." Clark returned as he began to use his heat vision to melt the ice. "Or Superman no think so. Superman no likey. Superman ass kick.. uh Bizarro." The creature laughed again. His amusement seemed... wrong. Clark busted out of the ice and shot the creature with his heat vision again. Finally a larger heat beam knocked Clark backwards. The creature began to retreat. Towards Earth.
As Clark approached, he used his x-ray vision to examine the interior. On the inside lay a pale man wearing purple. Clark couldn't make out who he was, however he was the only other living being in sight. Clark walked slowly around the structure until he found a small circular door way with no actual door. He stepped inside the cube, causing it to shift on the ground.
The man in the center of the huge room looked up. At the sight of Clark an evil smile appeared on his face. The creature was ugly, yet somehow seemed familiar. Despite the familiarity, everything about him was wrong. His skin was a dull grey, his smile hideous, his muscles uneven, and he seemed to look like an extra on the Walking Dead. Clark noticed something even more strange when the man stood up. He wore a perverted version of the El family crest on his torso.
"Well aren't you ugly." Was the only thing Clark thought to say. Strangely the creature began to laugh. It sounded... evil.
The beast opened its mouth as if to speak, however a red beam of heat exploded outwards and connected with Clark dead center sending him flying through the makeshift wall and back to the moon's surface. The creature followed at an incredible speed landed his knee into Clark's face. The monster stopped behind him and shot another, more sustained, heat attack at Clark. Superman rose to his knees and caught the beam with his arms crossed blocking it from hitting him in the face.
"Alright asshole, that"s enough." Clark exploded forwards and punched the creature in its enlarged jaw. He followed with a knee to the chest and an elbow to the back of the head. The creature returned with a powerful uppercut that sent Clark flying backwards and into the cube. The impact destroyed the makeshift structure.
"I Bizarro"The creature yelled as it sped int Superman's direction. Clark returned with his own heat vision. The attack stopped 'Bizarro' in his tracks.
"Tell me you aren't the clone."Clark said after sending another punch into the creature's face.
"Bizarro powerful more! Bizarro Superman kill!" The two of them exchanged dozens of punches and kicks as well as Superman's heat vision and Bizarro's heat... breath?
"Bizarro grammar lessons needs." Superman barely had time to laugh at his own joke before the monster struck him in the side with one of the many large metal pieces of wall. Clark began to attack again but two streams of frost coming from Bizarro's eyes captured him in a block of ice. "You've got to be kidding me"
"Bizarro mind change. Superman prisoner be!" The monster said before jumping around like an excited school girl.
"Superman think so don't." Clark returned as he began to use his heat vision to melt the ice. "Or Superman no think so. Superman no likey. Superman ass kick.. uh Bizarro." The creature laughed again. His amusement seemed... wrong. Clark busted out of the ice and shot the creature with his heat vision again. Finally a larger heat beam knocked Clark backwards. The creature began to retreat. Towards Earth.
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