Vilageidiotx

Hey Guys here are 5 things that are sure to make you more attractive to women!

I have a sneaking suspicion he might be Asian. There really isn't anybody else who complains that white people are getting all the ladies.

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Grabtit

(its a compound word from the future. Those count.)

"Tell me, do you bleed?"

Batman: "Tell me, little dove, have you flowered yet?"

Hey Guys here are 5 things that are sure to make you more attractive to women!

I think he mixed up "How to get a date" and "How to join an indie band."

Also, I think hairguy number two got confused at "Be Hot", because he seems to have caught his hair on fire.

I just found out my cousin is pregnant.

I'd put blue whales in hamster wheels just to see what that is like.

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Gratis

"Tell me, do you bleed?"

Looks like a really fancy WWE match.

When you want to make a Spam thread but decide against it

I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.

I just found out my cousin is pregnant.

Ok, this thread has gone off the rails a bit. I'm leaving.

And I'm not coming back.

@TheMusketMan

I don't think this thread was ever on the rails.

Also, if we were to be honest, what the fuck is the worth of this planet if we aren't here? It's not like the planet gives a shit, because planets don't tend to have thoughts. And I doubt there are any species but humans that have to deal with the existential worries that comes with knowing a world is fucked up. They die, like they would anyway, and new shit replaces them.

The greatest thing this planet ever made was us. If we go extinct, the planet loses its neatest invention: Intelligence.

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Skate