Vilageidiotx

Today I went to a Walmart

You guys need to go there in the middle of the night.

Like, I usually try to avoid Wal-Mart because it is usually so shitty (for instance, half of all wal-marts smell like dirty diapers and I don't know why). However, when working the night shift, there isn't a lot of stores open at three in the morning, so if my headphones broke or I needed some shit for the next day and didn't want to wake up early, I had to go to Wal-Mart.

It's a beautiful experience at that time, when most of the customers are greasy old men in fat-carts who you figure must be shut-ins otherwise, and the employees almost invariably have meth-teeth. This is the Wal-Mart that serial murderers and professional pedophiles know, so it is quite a thing getting a peak at it.

Amuse me, pheasants

John Rhys Davies!

Wtf? Nobody is doing anything about Islamic extremism? Everyone is looking the other way? What world he be livin' in?

It doesn't count if you fit the world to your opinions rather than the other way around. Same for Mr. Grammer. You can't fix problems with empty rhetoric about gubment and name dropping Tommy Jefferson.

I, Arabicus: A story of Rome and the rise of Islam

Heads up, imma be without a computer for a few days. That means I won't be posting soon.

Useful Applications for Writing

I tend to do my writing on the forum and then store it in PM's.

Antarctic Termite's Guide To Literature Essays

There are three secrets to writing a good A+ essay.

1: Agree with the teacher, even if you don't. Listen to your teachers and get a good idea of what their opinions are about the subject they want you to essay, and then play up their confirmation bias.

2: Fuck around with spacing and shit. Even the smallest, most difficult to measure change in word spacing or margin size will gain you significant page length.

3: When it comes to fluff, use your creative writing skills to make the fluff seem less boring. If you can pull off humor in a professional way, do it, because your teachers appreciate something that isn't shitty and dull after reading thirty other essays that are probably mostly shitty and dull themselves.

I, Arabicus: A story of Rome and the rise of Islam

Sorry to do this to you all, but I am dropping out. I return to school on the 12th and I am trying to limit my roleplays here, so I don't get caught in so many and cause people to wait on me.

I hope that does well and I wish the best on all of you.

@The Grey Warden

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

It is more a believability thing. The UND could have worked, but it died from RP mechanics which caused it to be incredibly tiny and irrelevant. There really isn't any way for us to properly recreate the concept of international pressure when we have so few active RPers, and without that the UND was sort of... castrated and weird.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

He's Brazil. Been Brazil off and on for quite a few years now.

Spam Renaissance

Well now you have gone and done hurt my feelings :'(