Vilageidiotx

Pet the thing to your right and report how it went.

my mouse

@Lunamaria

Drain Flies

As a professional lazy person, things like this make me feel good. My biggest sin is that my bed usually doesn't get made and sometimes there are a couple of empty water bottles on the floor, and often enough I wait a little bit before doing the dishes, but I can safely say that I am not growing anything unusual in the folds between my clothes.

How many names can I come up with

Glaucoma Colon

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Damn the wiki, we need folk writin' posts.

I'm shocked

An old commie went ridin' out one dark and windy day
Upon a Beijing he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty city of red commie towers he saw
A floatin' through the ragged skies and up a cloudy draw

Its brands were still on billboards and its beams were made of steel
Its asphalt was black and shiny and its hot smog he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as it citied through the sky
He saw the city coming hard... and he heard its mournful traffic

Yippie i ay Yippie i oh
Ghost city in the sky

Hey guys I'm in the ER

If only we could harness the hydro-electric potential of the flow, we could solve all the world's energy problems.

How many names can I come up with

Ricardo von Pusburger

Illegal Ring of Kinder Eggs Imported into US

I actually found some of these in a small store in south Missouri. And I bought the shit out of them.

Like, the chocolate was so-so, and I didn't need the toy, but finding illegal chocolate was novel enough that I had to buy them.

*lives in 1x1 interest check thread*

I always thought it was comfortable. I would sleep on the forum if that was physically possible.

Alright but what if the Antichrist actually showed up as a presidential candidate and they just did not hide it at all.

I'm pretty sure a candidate admitting to being the Anti-Christ would negate the relevance of the non-christian vote. Either you believe him, which means you believe in Christianity and would be in an odd spot to support him, or you do not believe him, in which case he is a fruitcake and you probably should not be voting for him.

Unless your are a legit devil-worshiper I suppose. An anti-christ candidate would be right down their ally, but as far as I know devil-worshipers don't have much lobbying power outside of Dick Cheney's circle.