Voltaire

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Mosis Tosis said
Roland and Mark are both detained within the ship's security room because they both like to cause trouble.

*grumbles* Orish started it.

Captain Jenno said
A pair of cleverly manipulated pencils, one per nostril!

I just shoot my keyboard with a handgun. Needless to say they get replaced pretty often.

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With his mind duh. How do you type when your hands are busy?

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It's a sad day when you look in the freezer and there's only an ounce or two left of vodka in the bottle. And it's even worse when you realize you're too inebriated to go get more after drinking it...
Wait... this isn't my 'Drunken Ramblings' thread! I thought this was ES: Vengeance of the Deep!

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Psyker Landshark said
No, some idiots forgot to pay the rent for the system that one of the alliances had its in. So the Goons swarmed in en masse to take that shit.

Okay, c'mon. You gotta admit my version is way better.

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Psyker Landshark said
There are like FIFTY FUCKING TITANS DEAD right now. And that's lowballing it.

Lol, I'm imagining this is all over a late payment on some starter class fighter or something and this is the cause of a repo gone bad.

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Psyker Landshark said
So I was working on a post. And then I happened to come across this stream on Twitch where there's a giant fucking war going on in EVE over a missed bill payment. And the Goons are stomping. God bless the Goons.

So they are going to cause millions or even billions of dollars/ISK in damage to each other's fleets... over a late bill. Heh.

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Tick said
Oh hey, collab people, I was largely planning on continuing from where I last posted in the PM. I decided to give it some time, in case anyone wanted to do something with the pissed off salarian or sec. room intruders. Are you guys working on something already, or should I go ahead and finish that bit off?

No, I'm not. Being handcuffed and surrounded by armed guards kind of limits ones ability to do anything useful.

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Leidenschaft said
Awww, thanks, Volty-kun. If we ever find each other in our travels, we'll soar off into the sunset on an A-10 warthog shooting mosin nagants and drinking vodka.Also, posted the hardest collab I've had to do.

And we will change the name of our mighty steed to A-10 Thunderhorse.

Leidenschaft said
Seriously, though, I'm really liking all this tasty brooding character development. It's music to my eyes... wait...

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Dervish said
Everyone is so goddamn tormented in the game right now.I love it.

Buncha panzys.
:P

And I dedicate my glorious new sig to NoSoul. Who showed me the awesomeness that is Carnik Con. That's true friendship right there.

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Grif of Hearts said
Are we actually going to work on this collab or are we just going to talk about it?

Well I was kinda planning on talking about if for... Oh I dunno... At least another month.