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Nonononono. Sorry for being "that guy", but your CS is no good for a proper arena battle. You have to describe in detail every significant aspect of your character, such as how much can he lift and how fast can he run (these are the most often used estimates of a character's strength and speed), the flatus manipulation, exact contents of his duffel bag and such a parameter such unjustly disregarded by you as the the overall toughness of a character, their ability to withstand physical damage.

This all is necessary not only to know the limits of said character, so that there would be no place for overpowered hulks where they weren't asked for, but also to gauge the amount of damage one character can deal to another.


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Nonononono. Sorry for being "that guy", but your CS is no good for a proper arena battle. You have to describe in detail every significant aspect of your character, such as how much can he lift and how fast can he run (these are the most often used estimates of a character's strength and speed), the flatus manipulation, exact contents of his duffel bag and such a parameter such unjustly disregarded by you as the the overall toughness of a character, their ability to withstand physical damage.

This all is necessary not only to know the limits of said character, so that there would be no place for overpowered hulks where they weren't asked for, but also to gauge the amount of damage one character can deal to another.

P.S. - seriously, fart manipulation. I feel kinda uneasy reading this.
In IT'S A TRAP 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Ooh, i like traps.
Oh! MEMEMEME IM SO DAMN HYPED TO SPRAY SOME BULLETS YEAH!

Though while i write up my character (don't worry, it'll be a sci-fi one as well), i'd ask you to specify the durability (some example of the strongest hits it can take) and structure of the armor and the characteristics of the assault rifle (RPM, muzzle velocity, bullet weight and wether it fires any special sort of ammuntlition or not, clip size and ect.). As for the exoskeleton's servomotors, it'll be enough to write John's lifting capabilities and running speed in armor as rough estimates. All that information is necessary to gauge his power level and pick a fair match for him, so please do so.

EDIT: sorry if i sound too demanding, but alas, that is just how the arena is. Damn strict about character strength.
Heh, that made me chuckle. And belive my word, it's hard to humor me.
Rauchnaut approach the battlefield with a rather cold and arrogant demanor: sword sheathed, arms crossed on his chest and head rasied high, not even looking at the combatants. Though, truth be said, the last part weren't quite true - the demon's vision had no relation whatsoever to his hollow and lifeless eye sockets, all attention directed exactly towards the fighting men. Stopping at a slight distance, he began to asses the gathered information, seeking to pick the best available target.

Unfortunately, all of them - but the seemingly invisible one, which Rauchnaut had registered by picking up the soft thud of his landing - had ranged attacks at their disposal, and paired with the open battleground, this would make it hard for him to tussle. Turning his snout towards the ground in dissapointment, he brainstormed the possible routes of advancment, most of which involved pure speed and use of cover - his behemoth body were damn impossible to hide, and deception best worked tet-a-tet, one having no guarantee all enemies would fall for the trick. Honestly, he hoped that somebody would pick him first and free him of the trouble. Really - the only good idea he had come up with was to join everybody in bullying the poor red-robed mage. Yes, he'd probably try that out unless somebody else would issue him a challenge.
The ploy worked better than expected, concealing him whole, as if he were never here. Meats merely wanted to throw off his opoonent's aim, but the sprawling branches and sharp contrast between glistening snow and cold shadow had yeilded together a far greater result. He could probably finish this fight this very moment, first pouncing from his cover to cripple Auron's unprotected legs and then finishing him off with a brutal strike to the head. But even if he fancied mischief and witty tricks, that didn't mean he'd like to deviate from the honorous clash of swords. No, he liked a good challenge, tipping the oods in his favor only when it wouldn't break the battle's flow. That was why he revealed himself, pushing aside the heavy branch above with his sword, letting whatever small amounts of sun that pierced through the foilage light up his silvery mask.

Upon being noticed, he would wait for a while, tempting Auron into attacking first. Not a single muscle would move, Meats standing still and quiet, as if mocking the dragonkin for demanding his opponent to show. Not keen on waiting long though, Meats had a plan in case if Auron wouldn't show any initiative. Now, that he were out of hiding, a strike to the legs wouldn't pay no more, the chance of being met by a counter too high. Instead, taking on a bull rush approach, he would try to smack the Dragon claw aside and body slam Auron in the chest.

As for now, he stood, dull sunlight cutting just his broad shoulders and silvery mask out of the bluish shadow.
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