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Born too late to explore the world; born too early to explore the galaxy.
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Whirlwind said
Will is a special snowflake.


speshul*
duck55223 said
A)He was pretty serious about it, and he has been refitting ships for quite a while now.B)I said my shields were pretty gurd, not the best.C)Really?And your WW1 analogy is a terrible one, nor would people take you seriously. What I said was a joke, I never meant key to take it the way he did.


In World War I, speaking against the government or the draft was a federal offense, set to be punished as treason, and several laws were enacted taking away freedom of the press, speech, and censorship of mail for exactly those reasons.

Learn your history, you live in, what, New Mexico?
duck55223 said
It has no effect on the RP since said thing was a joke.Oh and how about I mention Keyguy's whole surround Alas Prime with a large fleet and declare a Terran Empire, before much the same as me saying it was a joke?


If I go about during World War I and scream that the draft is a means to destroy the humanity of the world, and police officers move to arrest me for treason, do you think they will stop because I said, "Sorry guys, it was a joke, just a joke, nothing going on here."

Duck, don't even. And KeyGuy couldn't
A) Get to Alas Prime, since that is a great distance away that requires FTL, which almost none of his ships has
B) have the fleet to do so, since your shields are better than everything
C) beat you in the first place, because you'll bring in everything you can, even nonexistant everythings, to win.

Fergus = humanity's leader. What he says will probably happen. Kill him, and humanity will NEVER bow to Equestr- Iscandarian rule, and you will NEVER be able to have Earth unless you commit genocide and kill everyone on it!
Is my post good?

Is it good?
duck55223 said
For what?Something that happened in a steam IM that has no effect on this RP?As I said it was a joke, I never meant Keyguy to take it the way he did.


Dude, do NOT try to weasel your ass out of this. You had it coming, and it DOES have an affect on the RP because you're trying to get your target to be as vulnerable and helpless as possible.
Ok
So
I read the posts
And um
I saw Duck's
"I was just a joke!"

And um
Well
First
-3000 relation with Dictator-Duck, to be like Mount&Blade Warband
and uh
I burst out laughing
I coughed really hard
Gagged a little bit
Cause like
I was, actually, kinda ok with Duck
Then that happened
and uh
yeah

Really, Duck?
I mean
REALLY?

Dude

...

REALLY?

I mean
Honest-to-god
REALLY

you're going to say that shit
Then you're literally going to make excuses and say you're way better

And then you'll say it was a joke? That you were going to use your overpowered goddess to take care of one of the major threats?

Like
Fucking
goddamn
REALLY?

KeyGuy, would you join if I started an alternate version of the Star Empire series and exclusively banned duck from having anything relating or pertaining to gods, goddesses, magic, or heavy defenses? Because I honestly would like to see Duck finally WRITE like the rest of us, instead of just curb-stomping and getting angry when it goes South.

Also, if I stay, KeyGuy, would you like to enter the little alliance between me and the Convergence?
Cause I'd like to curbstomp Duck later.

I didn't really dislike Duck before, more like i was just aggravated, like a little kid who keeps bugging you, but now
like
Jesus christ. "Tell them fuckers to back off and you want to fight on your own!"

like....
jesus.

And you made him Co-GM again?
It was confused. It felt like something was wrong... or different? It couldn't tell. It felt like it had restarted, like a... a... uh... something. Something... square? No... rectangle... yes. Restarted like some kind of rectangle thing... energy... computer? Yes, that was it, a computer. It felt like it had restarted, like a computer. It wasn't it... it was... mail. No, male. Yes, that was it, it was a male. He, not it. He was.... something with a W... Walter? Will? Yes, that sounded right, or was it Willy? William? Maybe it was all the Will-'s.... yes, that's right. It was... sorta coming back... wait- where was he. He had eyes, and...

William's eyes opened abruptly, nothing changing except his breath. He looked at the ceiling of a very unfamiliar room, a room that looked to have stone bricks instead of plaster, wood, or metal. He stared at it for a moment, uncomprehending, then he sat up from the surface of a cot or something, taking in two beautiful, oddly-dangerously looking women. He looked back and forth between them for a moment, completely awash with the feeling oh my god holy shit where the hell am i what is this. He tried to recall what to do, and where he was before, but found that it was... dark, as if it were covered by a blanket or something. After a moment of frantic eyeing between the two women, he finally burst:

"Oh my god where the hell am I? Is this a prank? What the hell? Did you kidnap me? Want to ransom me? I don't even know my last name. I don't even know my address! What the hell! Holy christ, what is this place, some kind of museum?! Nobody lives in castles anymore!" As he spoke he jumped up, practically running in a circle, frantic, arms flailing out to the side, still clutching his book.

"Who the hell are you? What do you want with me?! Who's that other person! What the hell is this! Am I dreaming? NO- I wouldn't be so freaked out. Is this a prank? NO, no one I- I don't know if I know anyone, shit, what the crap, ooohhhh god, okay, okay, calm down William, yourself, check, the Guide, check, memories, no check, wherabouts, no check, sanity, no check, people around me known and familiar, no check-"

Then he stopped, full of movement and energy and then suddenly went still, arms still extended out to either side of him, frozen as if hit by a freeze gun or something. He very slowly turned back to the other two people, squinted at them. The left hand, clutching his book, dropped to his side, his other hand, his right, shot up, and pointed to who was now labeled as Vanity.

"You, Vanity, GoldenDress, whatever, A- who the hell are you? B- Why the crap am I here? C- Where's my laptop? D- When's lunch served?! Nevermind that! I don't want lunch right now, too weirded out. Jesus I'm hungry, why do I feel like I've got a monster clawing out my insides? Why the hell do you look evil or scary or something and you're just wearing a big unnecessarily expensive dress?! I need a chair!"

Then he plopped down on the floor, rear down, legs crossed, Guide now clutched in both hands, he closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and abruptly fell back. His head hit the ground with a not-too-healthy sounding thud, and there wasn't a bit of movement for about half a minute. After that, he sat back up, took three deep breaths, and you could see him counting to 10 in doing so, and then he opened his eyes.

As he stared at Golden Dress, horror came over his eyes, and he said in a very defeated, miserable voice,

"I've no clue who I am and I've no clue where I am and I've no clue what to do and this isn't a dream."
Minime said
I really liked this part of the post, not sure why.Wilson, I'm no expert, but wouldn't pilots be of higher rank? Especially given how rare they are in the TF?Also, a reminder: recon's priority is intelligence, not stacking up bodies. If nothing else, locate a map detailing troop movements and positions to send back to the General.


I had no idea.

What rank(s) do you or anyone else suggest?

But other than that, are they accepted?
Hey, GMpersonwhosenameiforgotohwaititsminime, are my three characters good? They have identical gear sets and stuff. And two of them are twins :3
Something to take into account is food and supplies. Cutting off trade routes could starve out a country. They could have the biggest and best military, but it won't matter cause they don't got no food!
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