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    1. Witch Cat 10 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

Most Recent Posts

Granted, now no one cares about the giant army of man eating spiders and so we fall easily.

I wish for kissing to be abolished.
I'm diligently waiting for Mithias's post so I can add to the combat craze lol.


Throw a pot at it!
i have a post waiting for my turn to come up

lets just say things are about to get a little...russian


Going to beat it's skull in with a hammer and sickle?
In THIS OR THAT 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Covered in band members, just..just don't ask why.

Shit out of your mouth once a year, or vomit out of your ass once a week? You'll always taste the shit, and the acid will burn your ass. And both can come at any time by surprise and can't be stopped. When it comes, it comes.
Granted, however "sepp ladder" doesn't exist, which causes a rip in the universe when trying to make one. Killing everyone.

I wish for everyone on Earth to get an instant sex change.

Take better care of your tools
Oh wow, really quite here. We went a day without a meme, or a shit post.
Granted, now everyone wants to be super famous and important, they all achieve it in under 4 hours, and you're left in the dust. You're now a dirty hermit who lives in a box under a bridge.

I wish for world peace!
Granted, but I have no idea what that is, so you get a boot to the head instead.

I wish to know what a Juicy Coture track suit circa 2004 is
In Six Letters 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Traffic Rules Only Lack Octopus Legs

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