It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"
"Hi~"
Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!
Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.
I do a mean magic show though!
Nope! I have no idea why I did this.
Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.
Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)
So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~＊~ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ~＊~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.
Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!
Why dont you go vote for gary johnson you pseduo libertarian, Vaping, Pro-Gun Rights, House Of Cards Boxset Buying, Ayn Rand Fanboy, Freedomain radop contributing, Sockpuppet Reddit Troll Shitpositing, Minecraft Lets Play watching, goes to halloween dressed as albert wesker because all you have is a leather trenchcoat and shades, grape juice fermenting, bitcoin hoarding, game of thrones season 3 rewatching, MyReadingManga.com translating, Bodybuilding forum lurking, needing $300 dollars from a kickstarter but then spending it on a years supply of cheetos, Ron Paul betraying D-Bag.
What the fuck did you just say about me, you sexist pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in women's studies and have been involved in numerous false-flaggings against anti-feminist Youtube videos, and I have over 300 confirmed user bannings. I am trained in professional self-victimization and I have the top Patreon account in the entire feminist blogosphere. You are nothing to me but another blocked user. I will shut you the fuck up with feigned outrage the likes of which has never been seen before on Tumblr, mark my fucking tits. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, shitlord. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of progressive journalists whom I've fucked and your words are being taken out of context right now, so you better prepare for their white-knighting, bigot. The white-knighting that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reputation. You're fucking dead, fedora. I can doxx you anywhere, anytime, and I can check your privilege in over seven hundred ways, and that's just for your gender. Not only am I extensively trained in redefining words, but I have access to the entire database of the postmodern Marxist curriculum of my university and will use it to its full extent to wipe your mansplanation off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what hysterical femtribution your “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn misogynist. I will menstruate fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking over, neckbeard.
I just find it funny that you, a cis white male, think you have the right to talk over a beautiful NB trans trans racial black aloeverakin feminist pro body positivity and white hating goddess such as myself. You do not know the oppression my people go through everyday so your post is very problematic???? kys??
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[center][color=8040bf]"Hi~"[/color][/center]
Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!
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Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.
I do a mean magic show though!
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Nope! I have no idea why I did this.
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[color=8040bf]Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.
Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)
So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a [i]PURR[/i]sian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the [i]~＊~ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ~＊~[/i]. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.
Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!
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RPs I'm In
[list][*][url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/159317-the-horrors-of-coventry-chapter-2-deadpool/ic]Horros of Coventry[/url][/list]
RPs I GM In
[list][*]None![/list]
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[center][color=8040bf][i]Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy[s]/AKA genderbent me tbh[/s][/i][/color][/center]
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[center][color=8040bf][i]Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,[/i][/color][/center]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5WMlZzWTI5dFpTQjBieUIwYUdVZ1RXRm5hV01nVTJodmR5RSwuMAAA/awery.regular.png" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/WNei8uh.png" /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/2VcTwxd.png" /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/SnevQRl.png" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/j5rSHH2U7sGIw/source.gif" /></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><span class="bb-i">"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"</span></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5WMmwwWTJnZ1EyRjAuMAAAAAAA/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/10hYle4ODEWty0/giphy.gif" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#8040bf">"Hi~"</font></div><br><br>Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=""How are you so awesome?"">"How are you so awesome?" [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/xBPNysTBb3Eru/giphy.gif" /></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=""Are you a bad witch?"">"Are you a bad witch?" [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. <br><br>I do a mean magic show though!<br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/NWcXSiWLSeW2c/giphy.gif" /></div></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=""Is there a point to this shitty FAQ?"">"Is there a point to this shitty FAQ?" [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Nope! I have no idea why I did this.</div></div><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/Cjpnc9sRcZtAs/giphy.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5WMmh2SUVGdElFa2dVbVZoYkd4NVB3LCwuMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><br><font color="#8040bf">Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now. <br><br>Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)<br><br>So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a <span class="bb-i">PURR</span>sian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the <span class="bb-i">~＊~ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ~＊~</span>. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs. <br><br>Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!</font><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/13EeCFOCbV8yVW/giphy.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5VbEJ6LjAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,,/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><br>RPs I'm In<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/159317-the-horrors-of-coventry-chapter-2-deadpool/ic">Horros of Coventry</a></li></ul><br><br>RPs I GM In<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>None!</li></ul><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/YActYxnOaxfd6/giphy.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5Wa2xRY3csLC4wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#8040bf"><span class="bb-i">Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy<span class="bb-s">/AKA genderbent me tbh</span></span></font></div><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/oyilt5h.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#8040bf"><span class="bb-i">Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,</span></font></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRmNyPIlDoP83UQ/source.gif" /></div></div>
