Wraithblade6

The Blood Compact: Turn Back The Clock

Oh... Well shoot. Mithias might be a soldier lacky at this point.

The Blood Compact: Turn Back The Clock

Im confused about "When" it is. Did magnus destroy soldier yet?

The Blood Compact: Turn Back The Clock

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Yep Matt's here.

Shik, here's your avatar. Might as well use it before Johnathan kills us all.

The Blood Compact: Turn Back The Clock

Link for Shikaru, you elusive gm.

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In the Shadows (Vampire Roleplay)

Mithias knew the very second he heard the crumple of foliage that there would be a confrontation. He stopped again, as a human appeared from out of the brush in front of him. The vampire's golden eyes widened briefly as he instantly recognized Alex, the young new hunter. It was the very man he had seen in the stagecoach, the man who's room he had searched, and the apparent sibling of the lovely brown haired lady in the picture Mithias still carried in his pocket. He ducked his head downward to keep his face hidden as he stood there, formulating a plan. What in the living Hell were the odds of this meeting??

"Who are you?" Alex asked. He was armed... somewhat. Not that his armaments would do him much good anyway, but Mithias didn't want a fight. It seemed that there was no better time than now to make introductions, however incriminating it would be.

"Alex Moriaty." The cloaked man stated audibly, making clear he knew exactly who the hunter was. The shock factor of being identified usually precluded a fight. Not removing his hat, Mithias otherwise bowed cordially. Black hair, white hands, and a sturdy physique were all that were apparent to identify him. "It is an honor to make your acquaintance. I am Mithias. I am sorry to learn what has happened to the dear Kingsleys. I understand their home was severely damaged. How do you fair this morning?" The man's eyes couldn't be clearly seen in the shadows, but he was looking right at Alex, casually folding his clawed hands in from of himself.

In the Shadows (Vampire Roleplay)

Birds were singing in the trees above. They had been for some time, as birds always start chirping before sunrise. The sounds were beautiful, natural, and as old as time itself. Mithias was heading back to his own home, an oldstyle, simply wooden cabin he had constructed himself in the wilderness, far enough away from roads and other humans so as to be isolated and undiscovered. It wouldn't last forever, but for this century, it made him feel more human.

Having been on careful watch, Mithias stopped when he became aware of a person just up the road from him. He didn't realize he had stopped walking before it happened. He just did it, too focused on what was going on around him. Golden eyes peered above the edge of the cloak under the shadow of his hat, catching movement as whatever or whoever it was ducked back into the trees. Mithias kept his head down, cursing himself inwardly for stopping his walk, which made it obvious that he had noticed the person. Drat. The next move was his, so Mithias decided to continue forward. More than likely, some human had been frightened by him and was merely hoping he would walk by without noticing them, and so he would. Pretending to ignore the woods beside him, Mithias walked again.

The Blood Compact: Turn Back The Clock

lol These are so funny. i found a ton, but here's a subset:

Shikaru!

Yo mama is like a converging lens; wider in the middle than on either of the ends.
Yo mama is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!
Yo mama is so obtuse, they taught about her in geometry.
Yo mama's mass to volume ratio is such that she is able to float in a area of pure nitrogendioxide.
The topology of your mom is very complicated: it involves surfaces which fold back on themselves.
The volume of your mom is an improper integral.
The integral of your mom is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamamathjokes.html

In the Shadows (Vampire Roleplay)

Ok. Call me retarded, but who is behind Alex, and who is the hunter near Greta?

The Blood Compact: Turn Back The Clock

I'm gonna assume that's water and not alcohol... lol holy water.

Shikaru, Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"

In the Shadows (Vampire Roleplay)

I feel like a good bit of taunting will get ppl back i this thread.

Azrules, yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"