Wraithblade6

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Ok. I've had my drink. I'm not mad. It's just... You're probably not going to change the way you've been doing things for years but, It would behoove you to use subjective language. Like, "attempts to," or "aims at," or, "will do X unless anything stops him," etc. And especially don't follow up an attempted action with any subsequent action. If you open a pit on the floor, don't also throw a bomb down the hole, because you don't know if the person actually fell or not. Just keep in mind whether or not you're going to be perceived as rude by the other person. Their character may be a god or something, but you blithely assume they aren't. That's pretty insulting.

I'm going to assume my words fall on deaf eyes.

Still, these free rp's are very loosely monitored and very divergent from logic and coherence. I don't take them seriously. I haven't decided if I want to play in them or not, because of people like Tyki, making them a bad place for the rest of us. I won't contend where I'm not having fun. I'll just jet and go where people are worth typing to.

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That's not how it works. YOU are the only one that doesn't seem to get that. You write like a troll.

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You're pretty much proved you're not worth a booger out of my nose. Screw off Tyki. I'm done with you.

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Did I ruin your day, Tyki? Maybe next time you won't be such a prick to the new person.

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Ah. Irony.

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((Sorry Wiz. I am completely and intentionally, being a jackass.))

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thewizardguy said
A laser moves at the speed of light. By the time the light hits your cortex and you percieve the laser, the laser will already have reached you. Ignoring the time it takes for a human to process a signal, a laser moves faster than the electrical impuls sent by your brain to your arm, regardless of what your speed might be,*I smile, as the laser starts charging up.*Physics bitch!*I blast a hole in your shoulder*

*immediately dodges* "Ah... but you forget..." *does fancy dance-like movements* "...da powa of Imagination!"

*eyes glow* "Behold the GOD OF SLAPS.* (new and improved with pre-emptive slap-vision(tm).)

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*moves too fast to be touched, slaps all around at light speed, backflips, summons an army of duplicat copies of himself*
"Welcome to the army of a thousand slaps!"

*you suffer the death of a thousand slaps*

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*Sorry, the slap was too awesome to be dodged. We can't hear you as you are falling forever with your cereal.*

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"WOoOOOO-AH!" *slaps Kishin loudly and painfully on the asscheek*