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2 yrs ago
Current And maybe most people don't like getting a single line back in response to a few paragraphs? Like whatever floats your boat, but there's a reason Free exists.
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3 yrs ago
Hey now, he's becoming self-aware. Don't take that from him.
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3 yrs ago
If the man's is asking for a ban, might as well give it to him. Good riddance.
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3 yrs ago
Then you'd just be crying about why it's permanent instead.
3 yrs ago
Oh no, oh no. Someone warn his "roommate" Smarty's about to lose it.
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Anderiel said As for Cath's and Santa's relationship, meat-cooking + free goody bags.. She'd probably bother him a lot, not as much of a mooch but more the fact that she can be fed by him and worry less about needing currency for buying things.

Totally not using him or anything.. She's just your average freeloader.

She'd better get used to disappointment then.

Cause he'll probably have no issue with giving her coal at times after saying something like, "Oh nice!"

Or actually having something nice to eat at other times. Depends on the RNG. Probably going to use something like invisiblecastle for it, unless it's GM dictated.

Dunno, something like this?
First roll is for category (Medicine:Odd, Food:Even, 101: Random)
Second roll is to determine if magical or not. 1 means yes.
Third roll is for price category/magical capability. 0-50 is relatively cheap/minor effects. 51-80 is a fair bit expensive/pretty damn magical. 81-95 is luxury goods tier/full restore level. 96-100 is whatever the fuck you want/Invulnerability potion.
Fourth roll is used if food. 0-25 is Grains. 26-50 are vegetables. 51-70 means meat. 70-90 gives you dairy. 91-100 gives you Junk food.
ERode said That's only the after party though, Zombehs. Making a concert happen requires a lot of hands. Hardwork, mang. XD
But hm...so a cook-for-hire? In a school where you can buy ready-to-made food?
Keepa and Zombehs are study buddies, with occasional cooking lessons together?


What? He might help out for cooking at the concert, but yeah there's no way he's going to cook everything by himself if there's even food at the concert.

He's mostly going to help out his friends if they need it. And yeah, considering the school ends at 3PM so dinner is a thing, and it only gives one serving which might not be enough for growing teens and what not.

Click This said Vengeance? Nah, for intel, of course.

Mah. Same difference, someone just screwed over in the end.
Anderiel said Scary enough that if you were Cath's friend, you'd look at her a whole lot differently.

Sounds like a p-p-p-p-plot point.
ERode said That's a lot of people he's cooking for though. Literally, he'll be more like Gordon Ramsay than Santa Claus. He could be ONE of the cooks though, considering it seems like everyone has a skill for cooking. Or, at least, the majority.

Clark must be the type of person to go read private diaries and steal underwear as well then. The Phantom Panty Thief of Risen.

Really? 7 people isn't all that much, although it would probably take him a few hours.

I doubt he'd be cooking for everybody at once either. He'd be more of a, "Oh I can found some nice ingredients. Don't really know how to cook them so I'll go find Clark to do it for me," guy.

And please, he's 18. Panties don't excite him anymore unless it's catching a glimpse when they're being worn. Wait, what?

As for diaries? Maybe if he dislikes the person enough. Blackmail is always funny.

Hawlin said Well, idk if Clark knows French, so chalk one off the list of worries >_>

Hence tablets with translation apps. :DDD

Hawlin said Keepa would super appreciate cooking lessons as well as a study partner...


Probably wouldn't mind, though his schedule would also probably be a finicky. He'd probably be willing if Keepa found him after school, but outside of it, it'd be dependent on his mood really.

Anderiel said You opened that lockbox? I feel bad for you. Scary photos in there.

How scary? Creepypasta scary?
Clark would function as people's chef? He doesn't mind cooking and it'd probably be cheaper for the scrubs, of which there is a lack of in this group save for himself, who aren't great at fighting for bigger stipends.

He could have opened Catheryn's memento fairly easy as long as it was kept at some place considered "home" if she ever brought it up.

Aislinn drags him along for his breaking in powers to get vengeance on other people?
Dunno. Clark would probably find it entertaining and somewhat cute. Not sure what he would actually contribute to it though aside from some of his stipend.
Roan, now having determined that his summons were still functional, didn’t turn his attention back towards the object that held the others’ attentions. Though he caught pieces of the conversation, associating voices with individuals all the while, he was more focused on scanning the distant horizon and the land in between it.

“Someone could climb…” That was Cenric if he wasn’t mistaken, the man's deeper and accented voice making it easy to pick out. As he walked around the tree’s perimeter to get a full view of their surroundings he caught the voices of the others.

“... would we do without you?” The sarcasm laced voice sounded like that of Arryn, and he turned in momentarily interest as it seemed the voice originated from above him. Sure enough the young lady seemed to have climbed the tree as Cenric had suggested despite her words. Having satisfied his curiosity, he continued to examine the land around.

“... Weg muss ich dafür…” Having finally completed his round around the tree they had appeared in front of, Roan was a bit disappointed, if unsurprised. Absolutely nothing of interest or note had popped up, and scratching at the back of his neck, he cocked his head to listen. A strange chant of unknown words by the female alchemist, Luthica if he wasn’t mistaken. Interesting to hear even if he couldn’t make heads or tails of what the meaning or purpose was. Perhaps it’d be easier if he was actually facing said alchemist so he could observe what was happening.

Before he could so much as turn though...

Suddenly, a thump could be heard, resounding heavily from the crystal. Dancing in the moonlight, the emerald fire that sat at the center began to flicker, its prominence creating another source of light within the nighttime wasteland. The beating continued, quickening its pace and growing in volume, until the voices of those who stayed below the white tree was drowned out by it. The drumbeat of the crystal continued onwards for ten seconds, before just as suddenly, it stopped.

In the stillness that followed, the moon changed, the white surface peeling away like a blossoming bud, revealing the red moon that rested within.

The night sky turned magenta, as blood-light poured from the eye of the moon, casting a sinister gleam over the bone-white trees. The light was almost vaporous, descending upon the wasteland like red mist, drenching the blackened soil. The emerald flame burned ever-brighter, the ground rumbling violently as the conflagration within the crystal grew in intensity.

And then, the tree that was bent at such an awkward angle came down, its branches piercing the ground. Soil rushed up along the inner side of its branches, smothering whatever remained inside that cage. Soon, the prominence of the crystal was hidden by the many layers of tar-like soil that covered it. With a vicious, cracking sound, the trunk of the tree tore itself from the ground, revealing its roots for just a moment, before those sharp-ended tendrils collapsed onto one another, forming a singular, sharp stake. The same emerald fire could be seen dancing on its head, a ghostly will o wisp that flared in the windless night.

One by one, black-earth limbs grew out of its sides, clumps of dirt hardening and forming limbs, joints, and claws. It was a soundless beast that grew out from the ground itself, and only when it had properly form did it celebrate its revival in the light of the Bloodmoon.

A resounding drumbeat could be heard, the first of its many heartbeats.
Away from the others, it was now not the continued conversation that caused Roan to glance backwards. With the dull and barely audible thump, the Raulite turned with narrowed eyes. Staring at the piercing light the crystal gave off, he felt a beads of sweat form. “Shit.” Taking a few steps back, he stopped when the noise cut off abruptly. “Shit.” He murmured again before continuing his backpedal away from whatever was happening. When the “moon” fell away, Roan didn’t even stop his retreat this time, only continuing to mutter, “Shit.” He only stilled to keep his balance when the ground beneath his feet shifted, taking the time to glance around at the same time. As far as he could see, there were no other creatures that had been spawned by whatever triggered this. He watched from the distance as the tree came to life with a grimace. “Shit indeed,” he murmured once more before his tattoos flared a bright red once more.
Hawawa.


- Name -
Clark Walter
Motto:
“There’s generally something new to find if you’ll just reach forward.”
Age:
18
Gender:
Male

- Aspect of... Santa Claus!-

Form of Aspect:
The Bottomless Bag of Gifts (BBG, Not actual name)

Appearance of Aspect:
A large red fleece bag with a white trim at the top and two white pom-poms at the end of a red drawstring. The bag is quite large, about 6’ in length and 3’ across, and it always looks full. Opening it reveals a bag full of presents to outside observers, despite it being empty in reality. While Clark manages to carry it around with seemingly no trouble, anyone will find themselves to unable to move the bag or access its contents. It has little value as a weapon, as despite being “full” it hits with as much weight as an empty fleece bag. It is just as durable as other Weapons though, and can be used effectively for defense given it’s large area and light weight.

Xeno:
Gratuitous Gift Giving (GGG) is the ability shared between Clark and his “weapon”. As its name implies, the ability allows for Clark to reach into the BBG and pull out a random gift of some beneficial value. He’s generally unable to influence the type of “gift” he pulls free, save for special circumstances like being in combat. While the limits of this ability have yet to be explored, Clark seems to have discovered some guidelines for how it functions.
  • All items, be they magical or mundane, drawn out are consumables, a one-time use. Food and medicine seem to be the most common objects pulled out.
  • The BBG has a daily usage of between 5-10 times. Upon reaching the limit, any further attempts for items will result in coal. Any items drawn out will expire and vanish at the end of 24 hours, meaning stockpiling is sadly not possible.
  • While weapons are possible, they do not seem to appear unless within a combat situation. Those that are drawn are always non-lethal in nature. Generally grenades of some type. Magical results have varied from an ethereal bow that shot a single arrow that rooted his enemy with spectral chains, to a crystal hammer that shattered on impact but released a powerful shockwave.
  • Odds seem to be something along the lines of a 50/50 chance for food or medicine, with an unnoticeable chance for other items. In combat the odds change to 25/25/50 for food, medicine, and weapons. Magical items seem to appear with a 10% chance at all times.
I Go Anywhere (IGA) is the ability given to Clark as the Aspect of Santa Claus. It allows for him to unlock or, in the case of magic, dispel any non-offensive security measures in place at any residence. Residence being defined as any place or object designed/intended to house people (RV, trailers, mental hospitals, hotels, etc.). While he still has to deal with offensive security measures on his own, even the most advanced locks will simply fall open for him. Creations by other Aspects will give him more trouble, but ultimately fall as well unless they have some sort of conceptual backing that clashes with IGA.

Personal Skills:
  • A fairly good cook. Not everything he pulls out is ready to eat. Means he's fairly good at setting up a makeshift kitchen.
  • Brawling. He might not look it, but Clark can throw down fairly well. While his Xeno can help him in combat, it's not something he can solely rely on. To that end, he's a decent unarmed combatant, even if it may not be all that effective against other Aspects.
  • A fairly good swimmer, even if not in the competitive sense. While he doesn't train for it, the fact that he's on an island means he doesn't have to go far to go for a swim.
  • An academic. One of the students that attends the academy daily, he's fairly smart and generally one of the top in his classes.
  • Good with extremes in temperatures. He doesn't particularly mind the weather being at either extreme, though he does prefer the cold over heat. He regularly goes for swims in the ocean, even when the temperatures drop to near or below freezing.
  • Somewhat of a good burglar, even if he isn't really proud of it. He can pick more mundane locks without the assistance of his Xeno, thanks to the fact that's he's observed plenty of locks being opened by it.

Personal Belongings:
Brought a fair bit of stuff to the Academy with him under the assumption he’d be there for a few years. Quickly realized it was good idea, since things were literally good for a day. Still pretty annoyed they took all his clothes though, so now he’s stuck shelling out a chunk of his stipend for god damn clothes.
  • On his person at basically all times:
  • A sizable Swiss Gear backpack. Keeps the following things inside:
  • In his suitcase that’s locked up at his shabby residence:
Additional Info:
Rarely involves himself in the duels thanks to the utility provided by GGG. Coupled with the few duels he won when his abilities were still unknown, he’s able to live fairly comfortably. On occasions he pulls something magical, he's been known to bargain with other students. While rare, there are days where he finds himself with extra uses of GGG left over and during these times he's known to lend a helping hand to those who need it. People aren't really sure if it's him or his Divine Spirit's influence, but those on the receiving end generally don't care.

Clark's theme I guess. Energetic; not exactly happy, but certainly upbeat; fast-paced, but still somewhat relaxing thanks to its jazzy feel.

Is rather tall, but thin rather than portly. At about 1.85m or 6' and 160lb.
ERode said
Yorokobe, shounen.

Well that isn't ominous at all...
Le sigh, dropping by as fourth person in line I guess.
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