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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Dervish
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That joining in stupid bandwagons makes you impotent and sexually repugnant to the opposite sex.

It's true, the Surgeon General says so.

Also, you all have type 2 diabeetus.
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Barioth probably can't read

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Well neither of those things sound concerning for Jorick
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Doivid said
Well neither of those things sound concerning for Jorick


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
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I find it really funny that the thread you made to complain about bandwagons started a bandwagon.
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RusalkaRabbit said
I find it really funny that the thread you made to complain about bandwagons started a bandwagon.


I knew it was going to happen.

The diabeetus spread faster than I feared.
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Pfft, bandwagons are a natural part of Spam. This is better than the retard jamboree that the place has become lately, at least.

Doivid said
Well neither of those things sound concerning for Jorick


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Dervish said
I knew it was going to happen.The diabeetus spread faster than I feared.


We better all slow down on the bandwagoning before they have to amputate our limbs!
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Jorick said
Pfft, bandwagons are a natural part of Spam. This is better than the retard jamboree that the place has become lately, at least.


Pyrrhic victory if there ever was one.

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We better all slow down on the bandwagoning before they have to amputate our limbs!


Too late.

Both of my hands are now hooks.
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Dervish said
Pyrrhic victory if there ever was one.


A Pyrrhic victory is still a victory.

ONWARD TO GLORY!
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Jorick said
A Pyrrhic victory is still a victory.ONWARD TO GLORY!


This goes well with the commie jokes from earlier.

Or the Imperial Guard.



Choose, for courtesy's sake, summary execution or a firing squad of your own men.
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My men are horrible shots. I give myself 50/50 odds of survival if they're the firing squad.

Firing squad it is!
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Rolling a D20, taking stat bonuses into consideration, and...

Well, shit. They all managed to shoot each other. Commissar Jorick escapes unharmed.
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