So the question is always there. Always. It's one of the biggest questions out there. How do we make hunger systems perfect? Well firstly, there are complications. Firstly, Asians just don't like food. We have to consider everything. Even the reason white people don't eat messy food because it'll show when it stains their skin. Black people are able to somewhat avoid this though, which is why children in Africa are always outweighing American kids.
Perfecting hunger systems? First of all, hunger systems aren't used ENOUGH. I don't ever see people using washing machines anymore---which many forget, that IS the right way to do it. But anyways, to perfect it, we firstly need to impose taxes on ketchup, mustard, and marijuana. Impose taxes? Where? Your neighborhood of course. You might be afraid to, but go to your neighbor's home, break their door, and command them to obey these taxes. Now, there is another tax. This one is trickier. You must tax their soul. Every minute of living is an extra fifty cents. Keep watch of this using networks of voodoo dolls.
Starve your family out for a bit. While they are in pain, kick them in the stomachs repeatedly to kill the nerves in that area. They will no longer feel hunger in their lives. This, they will only need to absorb carbon to survive. And this will make toilets obscelete.
The simple secret is using a washing machine beforehand to deaden them, to make them ready to have stomach nerves killed. Once you've done all of this, tax their soul. If they can't afford it, buy it from them. Or resale for extra money. If you're looking for someone to buy the soul, check Craigslist. There's always people swapping souls there. You could also sell them to me, as I am looking to purchase a few.
After you've done this to them, test them on one of your neighborhood cats. If things go as expected, the cat will be furless and pregnant (regardless of gender) at the end of the test. The person will apply these same skills to others, only it will have different effects on humans (ex: leprosy).
I hope this guide helps. It's been quite a controversial topic and I thought I should offer my knowledge. I'm a philosophy professor at Harvord University and I understand a lot of it all. Thank you for your time. Please spread this page around and tell your friends!
~Darkel
Perfecting hunger systems? First of all, hunger systems aren't used ENOUGH. I don't ever see people using washing machines anymore---which many forget, that IS the right way to do it. But anyways, to perfect it, we firstly need to impose taxes on ketchup, mustard, and marijuana. Impose taxes? Where? Your neighborhood of course. You might be afraid to, but go to your neighbor's home, break their door, and command them to obey these taxes. Now, there is another tax. This one is trickier. You must tax their soul. Every minute of living is an extra fifty cents. Keep watch of this using networks of voodoo dolls.
Starve your family out for a bit. While they are in pain, kick them in the stomachs repeatedly to kill the nerves in that area. They will no longer feel hunger in their lives. This, they will only need to absorb carbon to survive. And this will make toilets obscelete.
The simple secret is using a washing machine beforehand to deaden them, to make them ready to have stomach nerves killed. Once you've done all of this, tax their soul. If they can't afford it, buy it from them. Or resale for extra money. If you're looking for someone to buy the soul, check Craigslist. There's always people swapping souls there. You could also sell them to me, as I am looking to purchase a few.
After you've done this to them, test them on one of your neighborhood cats. If things go as expected, the cat will be furless and pregnant (regardless of gender) at the end of the test. The person will apply these same skills to others, only it will have different effects on humans (ex: leprosy).
I hope this guide helps. It's been quite a controversial topic and I thought I should offer my knowledge. I'm a philosophy professor at Harvord University and I understand a lot of it all. Thank you for your time. Please spread this page around and tell your friends!
~Darkel
