The article said British inventor builds giant fart machine to fart at France
Wednesday, July 23, 2014


Colin Furze and 5 metre high bum with pulse jet engine installed.

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It's not deadly. And, it's definitely not silent. Colin Furze is a British inventor who has spent his summer building a massive pulse jet engine that he's using as a giant fart machine. He's also built a massive bum, into which he's placed that giant fart machine. On July 24th, he plans to take the giant bum to Dover, aim it at France, and fart in their general direction.
"If the wind is blowing from England to France they stand a very good chance of hearing it."

The sound of the fart machine has been recorded at more than 140 decibels, so it's very loud. But it takes a lot of gas to fire up the machine.

"It's not the most efficient fart ever produced."

Mr. Furze is known for creating noisy machines, and says he created the fart machine after fans commented that they wouldn't want to be his neighbour.

"I don't have anything against French people. This is not an attack at France at all, it's just that they're our closest neighbours. If Norway was a bit closer then we'd be farting at them."
Here is a video of Colin Furze's huge valveless jet engine in action: