got a pound of beef jerky next to me

Do you want my meat in your mouth? Come get it baby

I swear if I double threaded I'm gonna die

... Why would you eat that?

Because getting jerky from a redneck butcher is one f the many joy foods in life

beef jerky < venison jerky

But
They were out of it
And ive never had it
So

I love jerky, and I never get it. So actually yes, I'd love your meat in my mouth. Give it to me.

Halo said
I love jerky, and I never get it. So actually yes, I'd love your meat in my mouth. .

Guess ur gonna have to fly out

Azarthes said
But They were out of it And ive never had itSo

Go kill a deer. Do it.

Azarthes said
Guess ur gonna have to fly out

brbplanetickets
I actually desperately want to go to the US again. California (where you live, no?) being one place in particular I'd like to see. I promise not to make a mess.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Go kill a deer. Do it.

Bambi's mum doe

Yes I'm in thecali swag district

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
beef jerky < venison jerky

I can vouch for this.

Venison jerky is pretty legit.

Azarthes said
Yes I'm in thecali swag district

You changed your sig. You can't use the word swag anymore. Boo.

Halo said
You changed your sig. You can't use the word swag anymore. Boo.

You're not even my real mom
You can't tell me what to do

Halo said
Bambi's mum doe

See what you did deer

Azarthes said
You're not even my real momYou can't tell me what to do

I didn't even know I was your fake mum. Wow, I'm a shitty parent.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
See what you did deer

Let me wet that dry meat with my mouth

I’ll wet your whistle

Marik said
Let me wet that dry meat with my mouthI’ll wet your whistle

Oh baby it's all peppered up
so it's extra
hot.
mmmpjh?

We’re one step away from just making a porn movie.

got a pound of beef jerky next to me

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Marik Look like she don't give a fuck again, right?

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