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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by zombieaccount
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Just throw some stuff on this alien planet masa found with with a telescope and lots of free time. Is 500 light years from earth and is named Kepler 186f. Something think of a better name please. I start because fuck you. The atmosphere smells like ass.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Robeatics
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It is populated entirely by dogs.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by mdk
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In the southern hemisphere, there is a canyon running north-to-south, about 10*S through about 75*S lattitude. The chasm is deepest at about 60*S latitude, where a deep crevasse connects it to volcanic and seismic activity. Frequent gaseous expulsions from the planet's sulfuric core expel material -- usually a brownish sludge which runs off from the chasm walls -- out of the depths. TLDR: The planet has a buttcrack.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by deadlyfairy13
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The dog population have brains comparable to a 14 year old human in wisdom and attention span.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by zombieaccount
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It is populated entirely by dogs.
Said dogs come in many groups, be it dogfish, hot dogs (which are like snakes), dogs as big as dinosaurs and so on.
The dog population have brains comparable to a 14 year old human in wisdom and attention span.
All of which are psychologically of this nature.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Robeatics
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There is one dog, however, who is the Alpha--the supreme leader.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by zombieaccount
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and he is a feisty ass terrier
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by TheBrightestEyes
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He humps all that he sees, claiming the whole planet as his own and thereby starting the dog race to space to colonize other planets for their wonderful terrier lord.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by zombieaccount
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On each world they claim, the subjugated are reduced to sanitation duty.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by UltikanaRe
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Deep below the surface lurks the super-intellegent cats, waiting to reclaim the planet.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Smink
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The sound of barking on this planet is similar to birds tweeting on earth.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by UltikanaRe
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The cats have super-nuclear bombs and are resistant to radiation. They also want to kill the dogs. They have fish contacts on the planet's only moon, who can use their telekinesis to prevent space travel.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by zombieaccount
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But the cats aren't as smart as they think. For they lived in the giant mountain range that is like a asscrack.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by UltikanaRe
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The cats however were just dismissing themselves as stupid so the dogs would not see them a threat
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by zombieaccount
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But the dogs were paranoid of cats living underground regardless, however stupid they seemed. Because the cats be aliens to the dogs, despite the cats barking.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by aza
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All of them explode 15 minutes after they realize they are dogs. Lol wtf lol
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Smink
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After explosions there forms a new life. But it doesn't counter some errors in the system so it's vissual appearance starts glitching from time to time.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by UltikanaRe
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The cats are resistant to the explosion. They begin Kittiopia, the first true civilization since the dog days.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by zombieaccount
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But they didn't. They just were living in kittydog heaven, which happened to look like that. In reality, some monkeys from some other planet sent a expedition to this planet. The native, glitchy life is all messy in their appearance, which scares the monkey aliens away after the explorers got eaten by the most terrifying thing imaginable.
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