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Doing laundry for the first time in a few months.

I put it off this long because: I have other things I'd rather spend my money on than laundry. Like booze and a vibrator that doesn't even fucking work.

Also jeans can get worn 30+ times before they need to be washed. Same thing with leggings if you work hard to keep shit off them.

And I have so much underwear. A girl can never have too much underwear. There are so many different kinds. And so many different occasions for different kinds of underwear. Thongs, boyshorts, g-strings, granny panties, sparkly, weird sayings on the ass, weird sayings on the crotch, glitter, lace, the shitty underwear you keep only for period weeks, and SO MUCH MORE. I'm just really into trashy underwear and underwear that COULD be trashy but... hey if you match a lacy black thong with a lacy black bra, you're instantly 100000% classier and sexier in bed. Because i have so much sex. so much. so much
*quiet sobbing*
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Almost all of your threads just scream TMI
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THIS THREAD BEGAN WITH DIRTY LAUNDRY

IT ENDED WITH *DIRTY* LAUNDRY

I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE
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Almost all of your threads just scream TMI


this is my life now.
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this is the kind of shit my best friend tells me and I go "holy shit why are you sharing this please lock this in the darkest, furthest region of your mind"
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Almost all of your threads just scream TMI


It's the best. Taaj threads are great. They keep me sustained.

It's probably because I don't have anyone annoying me with shit like this IRL -- expecting me to empathize or hold a conversation.

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cause i have so much sex. so much. so much
*quiet sobbing*

Why are you complaining? You're probably having more sex than this entire forum put together.
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I read the title as 'I am a gross piece of fruit' and in the context of underwear that led to some truly heathen puns

I'm sure this underwear makes the bananas grow. It must be really flatter your melons. I hear pear shapes are popular. Was it fun to pop that cherry

i am going to dessert hell
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<Snipped quote by Taaj>
Why are you complaining? You're probably having more sex than this entire forum put together.


Considering Hank is part of the forum, I sincerely doubt it.
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Though I am beginning to feel awkward by just how much she actively ignores me lol.

I guess I'll stop.
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Though I am beginning to feel awkward by just how much she actively ignores me lol.

I guess I'll stop.


Start insulting her directly.

SEE HOW FAR SHE WILL IGNORE YOU

(ps. <3)
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This gave me a boner.
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(ps. <3)


Quit playing games with me, you fuck.
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Though I am beginning to feel awkward by just how much she actively ignores me lol.

I guess I'll stop.


I actively ignore many people, only to come back later and shatter their dreams. Don't try too hard, darling.
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Ego.
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Ego.


lemme stroke it for you
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@Taaj

Did you mistake 'shatter' for 'fulfill'?
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lemme stroke it for you


Dammit Taaj.

Dammit.

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@Taaj

Did you mistake 'shatter' for 'fulfill'?


Potato, potahto.

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Dammit Taaj.

Dammit.


do i know you?
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