Idk what you'd want me to say, but sure!

Turtlicious said
Idk what you'd want me to say, but sure!

Say what you want, just now we need a problem where I can show you the pictures.

We are starting with a enemey.
[4:30:32 PM] Changeling Nat: That what happen to be incountered first.
[4:31:06 PM] Turtlicious: I've seen enough porn to know where this is going.
[4:31:09 PM] Turtlicious: Hide the women.
[4:31:26 PM] Changeling Nat: Turtliscious I am kind of surrpize
[4:31:33 PM] Changeling Nat: You are not asking a imporant question
[4:32:08 PM] Changeling Nat: Why the fuck are there manta rays on land, and why are they flying?
[4:32:25 PM] Turtlicious: Because you can't swim on land. Silly.
[4:32:33 PM] Changeling Nat: How are they breathing air?
[4:32:46 PM] Turtlicious: Magic.
[4:32:56 PM] Turtlicious: The better question is, "Why are they attacking you."
[4:33:09 PM] Changeling Nat: Look at there faces
[4:33:14 PM] Changeling Nat: Clearly they are pissed off.
[4:34:36 PM] Changeling Nat: Oh and turt
[4:34:48 PM] Changeling Nat: Are you sure it was wise to mention hentai?
[4:34:51 PM] Changeling Nat: Look at this
[4:34:54 PM] Changeling Nat:

[4:35:07 PM] Turtlicious: Oh hey, it's that brain dude from TMNT

Nat: Oh and fun triva
[4:46:08 PM] Changeling Nat: Guess what the japanses NES game for that monster is
[4:47:12 PM] Turtlicious: Kanji
[4:47:14 PM] Turtlicious: ?
[4:47:15 PM] Turtlicious: No
[4:47:17 PM] Turtlicious: Goku
[4:47:18 PM] Turtlicious: It's Goke
[4:47:54 PM] Changeling Nat: It's murder saw.

Cute eh?
[4:49:33 PM] Turtlicious: Daww... I want one.
[4:50:03 PM] Changeling Nat: (sarcasium) I wounder why they changed the name.
[4:50:28 PM] Turtlicious: Because you'd spend the whole night trying to steal / catch it.
[4:50:54 PM] Changeling Nat: What is this pokemon now?
[4:51:32 PM] Turtlicious: Yeah, p. much


JUst so you know i can't even try to pronounce that monster's name right.
[4:54:58 PM] Turtlicious: For-rus-rack-us
[4:55:29 PM] Changeling Nat: Phr-ous-rocos?
[4:55:51 PM] Turtlicious: Like rocco's modern life?
[4:55:58 PM] Changeling Nat: I guess.
[4:56:05 PM] Changeling Nat: NES name is Big bird.
[4:56:22 PM] Changeling Nat: Atlest I can prounce it.


[4:58:51 PM | Edited 4:58:58 PM] Turtlicious: I already know about this one. Harry Potter used one to save Sirius Black
[4:58:51 PM] Changeling Nat: Thats whyw e got so many new overworld monsters
[4:59:12 PM] Changeling Nat: Just so you know the greek mthos says it's a girl.


[5:01:03 PM] Changeling Nat: Hey turt look it's you
[5:01:29 PM] Turtlicious: Obviously you lost and the LP was a GG here
[5:01:46 PM] Changeling Nat: Nope, yu have the same weakness as mostly every monster
[5:01:53 PM] Changeling Nat: Teleport is just that OP>
[5:02:30 PM] Changeling Nat: So turt here a question?
[5:02:49 PM] Changeling Nat: Did you like the jokes i made about you, when incountering the other turtle monsters?
[5:03:04 PM] Turtlicious: I do not know.
[5:03:07 PM] Turtlicious: 8D
[5:03:12 PM] Changeling Nat: Damn.


So yeah, a image not about a monster.
[5:06:08 PM] Changeling Nat: Sooo yeah that what the ship looks like parked.
[5:06:33 PM] Changeling Nat: And thats Rilla poseing outside for a selfie
[5:06:34 PM | Edited 5:06:41 PM] Turtlicious: Either it's tiny, or Rilla is a giant.
[5:06:58 PM] Turtlicious: No wonder you guys are fighting monsters so often, you traveling with the Atomic Atom.
[5:07:18 PM] Changeling Nat: Everytime you go outside a dungeon, or a town you look that big.
[5:07:33 PM] Changeling Nat: I am willing to almost say you are bigger then Cid's airship.
[5:07:53 PM] Changeling Nat: Which is 4 X smaller then that ship.
[5:08:15 PM] Changeling Nat: So turt, guess how easy it is to get on the ship.
[5:09:05 PM] Turtlicious: You walk on

And that is when we me and turt stop for the day.(turt wanted to stop someone was at his house.)
I tired like one other time to hit turt up on skype, and then stop trying because I am lazy, and who cares about guests right?
ANYWAY ON WITH THE SHOW!
Also turts not funny.#shotsfired


So on the ship is this asshole who says the same thing as they all say, but if you remember back that passport I picked up. Give him it, when you talk to him, and he say this.


Yeah No rebel CURS! would have a passport, then he just scamper the fuck off like a new episode of DR WHO was on.


That didn't take long for them to reuse that sprite now did it? Oh well pikachu is no match for weapons.


And then for some reason werepanthers? Who have long whiskers?
Also people who are kind of a threat to us with magic, but damn they drop some good spells.






Yeah cid is here as well, but who cares he can handle himself and is not a wom- Not going to finish that or else feminists may find this thread when there Joke made about women sense go off.


Giants in the in this dungeon, did they need a passport to get on as well? For being a hill gigas, kind odd to see them anywhere but grass land.


It would seem these birds must be a 80's band given the name. Too bad they just as weak as pretty much every enemy till about a good portion later in the game.


Here the engine, thank god it follows all videogame related weakpoint logic, it's big, it's brightly color, and easy to spot, and if you put a sign by it, it would say " Fuck me here".


I can't help but think watching it explode this close is a bad idea, anyone else think so? No? Oh well let's just keep watching and don't move.


No really what does it look like? WE BLOWING IT THE FUCK UP? What was you jacking off too hard in the corner to the side to notice us throwing a very valuable one of a kind fire, and torch into the engine?


And then we all run out, he doesn't even battle us, no one stops us.


Got a few more picture of us running like this with the flashing red " YOU ALL FUCKED UP BAD" light.


Wait for it.


here it comes.





and everyone dies the end.

bump because I like feedback.

would anyone want more of this, or should I let it die?