1. Home
  2. Casual Roleplay

[OOC] Kill the Heroes! (Sorry, we're full for now) Page 10

Join Status: Apply
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw —
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 7 yrs ago
@Banana
1- I'm all in for an ogre paladin. It's one of the most awesome concepts I've heard in a long ass time.

2- As for the drooling, eventually there would be more and more liquid in your mouth forcing you to open it. It is not regular drooling, is a magical one, it doesn't stop simply because your mouth is closed. Keeping a considerable amount and then spitting it would be the more reasonable alternative. Or you can exercise your cheek muscles by holding your mouth closed for as long as possible against the ever increasing saliva pressure. I'm sure facial workout would be a million dolars idea on that time period.

3- Ask and you shall maybe receive
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw —
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 6 days ago
@KRIEEEG
I'd figure that the occasional spit would happen, one mouth can only hold so much se-- cu-- saliva.

The saucer was a good idea though, right? Having summons in a standard situation works out well for the long run.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw —
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 7 yrs ago
@Banana I truly disliked the idea of the saucer mind thing. I expected saliva filled dialogue. Complete with interruptions for cleaning one's face. That little metal thingie ruined my fun :/

On totally unrelated news @6slyboy6 I heard that the saucer thingie that is totally ruinning my fun said your orc is too stupid to even use an axe, and that you couldn't even destroy a flying metal thingie if you tried.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw —
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 6 days ago
@KRIEEEG
Honestly if the orc could even destroy it I could summon another Saucer, unless Yashar wanted to give me my request for the advance item and possibly something to double my summons.

Edit: I should write a book of business practices and call it "Swindling Dick Wizards."
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw —
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 7 yrs ago
Is wanting a drooling half elf too much to ask?
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw —
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 6 days ago
@KRIEEEG
How about I make it not work during the beginning of a summon, therefore you get dribbly dialogue until like 3 or 4 posts after the summon was destroyed. Will you accept it?
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw —
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 7 yrs ago
@Banana Your idea sounds good, but wouldn't be easier to just find a healer?
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by 6slyboy6
Raw —
coGM
Avatar of 6slyboy6

6slyboy6 The More Awesomest Potato

Member Seen 13 hrs ago
@Banana
We want a drooling elf. Orks need fun too. See other people suck at talking comforts their fragile soul.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw —
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 6 days ago
@6slyboy6
But the elf tried giving armor for da Woggha.

@KRIEEEG
Probably, but this is more of a quick fix until then, and hopefully it comes soon.
That being the case, if Tugrok is a Paladin, could he smite the curse off me, with only minor limb loss?
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw —
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 7 yrs ago
@BananaAre you that desperate? You really trust Tugrok that much? Hey, you can try it out, just tell me one thing: do you really need a head? Because I don't think Tugrok can remove a curse without removing your entire head on accident.

Hey, I could make you a drooling skull! Or a reverse demilich, if nothing is left of your head. Headless people can't drool.

In that angle, I think Tugrok can problably solve the drooling.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw —
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 6 days ago
@KRIEEEG
I am completely fine with the latter option of becoming a reverse demilich, and heck let's put a pumpkin on my head and rename me to Jack Stride.

Anyone opposed?
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Turbowraith
Raw —
Avatar of Turbowraith

Turbowraith The Ghost of Christmas Fast

Member Seen 4 yrs ago
Reverse haloween demilich. Now that's an idea I can get behind. More undead for the party!
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by 6slyboy6
Raw —
coGM
Avatar of 6slyboy6

6slyboy6 The More Awesomest Potato

Member Seen 13 hrs ago
@6slyboy6
But the elf tried giving armor for da Woggha.

@KRIEEEG
Probably, but this is more of a quick fix until then, and hopefully it comes soon.
That being the case, if Tugrok is a Paladin, could he smite the curse off me, with only minor limb loss?


The two don't necessarely cancel out each other :D
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw —
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 7 yrs ago
@DiZL ReloadeD Are you up for being an ogre paladin?
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by DiZL ReloadeD
Raw —
Avatar of DiZL ReloadeD

DiZL ReloadeD unimportant side character #2

Member Seen 6 yrs ago
@KRIEEEG I am pretty sure Tugrok wouldn't mind, though I wouldn't recommend relying on him too much. He doesn't even know what a paladin is so he needs someone to explain ;P
But sure why not! It certainly would be funny haha
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw —
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 7 yrs ago
@DiZL ReloadeD All I want is a scene in which he tries to smite the evil out of someone by smashing them with his club.
1x Laugh Laugh
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw —
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 6 days ago
@KRIEEEG
Screw it, I'll have Stride go to the stables and ask Tugrok if he can smite because he looked like a paladin, only to have his head somehow fuse with a nearby pumpkin and make a Halloween Demilich so @Turbowraith isn't the only undead of the party.

New Race: Pumpkin Half Elf.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by DiZL ReloadeD
Raw —
Avatar of DiZL ReloadeD

DiZL ReloadeD unimportant side character #2

Member Seen 6 yrs ago
@KRIEEEG can do my friend, can do xD
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw —
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 7 yrs ago
Maybe you could try to teach him how to smite people and end up smited in the proccess?
2x Laugh Laugh
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw —
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 6 days ago
@KRIEEEG
I'll try to. A non-paladin teaching a possible-paladin to smite will be hard though.
↑ Top
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet