“Well look at you, aren’t you all shiny and hopeful huh? Knock it off, ain’t got time for that shit. My name is Alden Scout, some of you may’ve heard of me. You have, then you know to keep your damn mouth shut when I’m talkin’. And you know I’m in the business of bullets and bounty, Mercenaries for hire me and my partner Tommy Barrett here. Lately we’ve been lookin to upgrade our score card and resume. Which has got me feelin generous, and is ultimately why all you rooks are sittin here yeah?

So open up your ears cause we’re takin on a crew for this latest gig we got. No, I’m not tellin you details ‘afore you’re even in my ship don’t think me for a fool. We’re looking for the best, rough round the edges is alright we’ll make you pretty. But we don’t have time for hand holdin or babysittin. Alright, Tommy here does but I don’t, my itchy finger just gets the best of me when I have to listen to whining I’m sure you can relate.

So, why don’t you all make your case? Tell me what you can do, better yet show me. Better be able to back up your talk or my partner here will have to race me to see which one of us can get you out an airlock faster. Come on up one at a time, no need to rush. Limited spots an all sure, but if you’re good then you got ‘em and I’ll be lettin ya step on up here and join us in the Two For Flinching. You’d be the first in awhile in here save for us who isn’t visitin in restraints. Tommy?”

“Could mean for a fun time Scout. Alright then brats who’s first."