THIS OR THAT

[Witch Cat]

Rebellious Teen

Embarrassing Mother, or Uncaring Father?

[Mateotis]

Embarrassment is relative and certainly a smaller ‘sin’ than not caring for your child.

Coffee or tea?

[MetalHead]

Honestly for me it's neither of the two. Hot dirty water dosen't appeal to me no matter what name it posesses. But if i'd have to choose i'd probably go with tea.

Carbonated or non-carbonated soft drinks?

[AlteredTundra]

Carbonated for sure.

Whole milk or 2%?

[Little Bill]

The only thing worse than lying is skim milk, which is water that lies about being milk.

Blue or Yellow?

[Mateotis]

Shiiit my two favourite colours. You just had to make it difficult, didn't you? I'll go with yellow.

1x1s or group RPs?

[Witch Cat]

Group RPs duh!

Live a year of pure happiness and fulfillment, only to after live unfulfilled and bored with life 24/7 for the rest of your days.

OR

Live 10 lifetimes of pure Hell (and I mean actual Hell) and then live an eternity of pure happiness?

[Kalliope]

[Witch Cat]

Assuming they'd be the size of buildings, I prefer the zombies. If they would be "normal sized" then let them rain.

Drink apple juice (that smells like piss) out of a urinal, or eat a brownie shaped like and smells like actual shit?

[Little Bill]

Pissjuice.

Fight three Mike Tysons for one minute or one Mike Tyson for three?

[Witch Cat]

1 Mike for 3!

Have a micro penis and have everybody know about it, or get a successful sex change without using any anaesthesia?

[AlteredTundra]

Micro penis it is.

Die burning alive or living for years buried alive?

[Mateotis]

That's nasty. But I'd rather die.

Have cybernetic arms or legs?

[Little Bill]

Legs. Superspeed and being able to jack it is more important than indestructible arms.

Name, raise, kill, cook, and eat a goldfish, or eat a live goldfish you don't know?

[Witch Cat]

Cook it duh, I must've killed like 10 goldfish now. I don't get attached.

Have to be nude 24/7 for the rest of your life, or always be forced to wear winter clothes? No one around you will actually notice your strange choice of attire, or lack of it, but you'll always feel people watching you constantly.

[Little Bill]

Nude 24/7.
Be a rich playboy who dies at 30, or an old sagely monk who dies at 200?

[Mateotis]

The monk, actually. I'd witness quite some shit, probably start a religion or two and be revered as a prophet whose name will be forever known.

Retro-style games or AAA titles?

[Witch Cat]

Retro style, easier on the potato I call a computer!

Know how you were going to die, or when you were going to die? (Keep in mind, you won't be able to change your fate after you found out what it is.)

[Little Bill]

When, definitely.

Throat-Punch Mr. Rogers on national TV (He is alive in this scenario) or kill a puppy privately?

[Wade Wilson]

throat-punch mr. rogers. he sounds like a douche.

turn into a snake or a dolphin?