What if I told you the pokemon anime was

[natsumehack]

Just a bad fan fiction, think about it.

Ash is so super special he sees all legendary pokemon, he has aura magic, he never ages, just telling his yellow little pokemon to try harder seems to make it beat elements it weak to, also ash gets a lot of random girls to stay with him for long times with out trying.

Ash is a damn grey stu, not some kid in a coma.

[K-97]

Are you saying Ash is a Mary Sue?

[natsumehack]

K-97 said
Are you saying Ash is a Mary Sue?

Gary sue. the male counter part to Mary sue.

[K-97]

I think someone is offended.

[natsumehack]

K-97 said
I think someone is offended.

Nope.avi

[BrobyDDark]

natsumehack said
Just a bad fan fiction, think about it. Ash is so super special he sees all legendary pokemon, he has aura magic, he never ages, just telling his yellow little pokemon to try harder seems to make it beat elements it weak to, also ash gets a lot of random girls to stay with him for long times with out trying.Ash is a damn grey stu, not some kid in a coma.

He saw a Ho-Oh the first episode. It granted his wish of being the very best.

[Dervish]

I was literally having a discussion last night about that show and how it makes no sense from a chronological perspective. There's been something like 820 episodes, which if we were to say each episode was a day, that would put Ash and friends at 2 1/4 years, in which there's no signs of aging or maturity. Given that there's no way in hell each episode is a day in Ash's life (really, daily elaborate Team Rocket abduction attempts and crazy, exhausting events every single day? Was there no rest or travel time involved, and are we to believe they walked that vast distance for most of the journey?) The actual time of the series has to have been a lot longer and puberty must never happen while you're on an irresponsible, education deprived vagabond journey with no adult supervision to capture creaures that are literally capable of burning down forests, changing the weather, and levelling mountains.

[natsumehack]

Dervish said
I was literally having a discussion last night about that show and how it makes no sense from a chronological perspective. There's been something like 820 episodes, which if we were to say each episode was a day, that would put Ash and friends at 2 1/4 years, in which there's no signs of aging or maturity. Given that there's no way in hell each episode is a day in Ash's life (really, daily elaborate Team Rocket abduction attempts and crazy, exhausting events every single day? Was there no rest or travel time involved, and are we to believe they walked that vast distance for most of the journey?) The actual time of the series has to have been a lot longer and puberty must never happen while you're on an irresponsible, education deprived vagabond journey with no adult supervision to capture creaures that are literally capable of burning down forests, changing the weather, and levelling mountains.

Don't forget the 10+ movies.

[BrobyDDark]

Dervish said
I was literally having a discussion last night about that show and how it makes no sense from a chronological perspective. There's been something like 820 episodes, which if we were to say each episode was a day, that would put Ash and friends at 2 1/4 years, in which there's no signs of aging or maturity. Given that there's no way in hell each episode is a day in Ash's life (really, daily elaborate Team Rocket abduction attempts and crazy, exhausting events every single day? Was there no rest or travel time involved, and are we to believe they walked that vast distance for most of the journey?) The actual time of the series has to have been a lot longer and puberty must never happen while you're on an irresponsible, education deprived vagabond journey with no adult supervision to capture creaures that are literally capable of burning down forests, changing the weather, and levelling mountains.

He should be sixteen by now, someone already did the math. Also he saw a Ho-Oh that made him immortal.

[natsumehack]

BrobyDDark said
He should be sixteen by now, someone already did the math. Also he saw a Ho-Oh that made him immortal.

You sure Ho-Oh didn't just drop invisible immortal making turds on him?

[Dervish]

natsumehack said
You sure Ho-Oh didn't just drop invisible immortal making turds on him?

This is now canon.

[BrobyDDark]

natsumehack said
You sure Ho-Oh didn't just drop invisible immortal making turds on him?

Pokemon don't have anuses though.

[natsumehack]

BrobyDDark said
Pokemon don't have anuses though.

Then how do they breed?

[natsumehack]

Dervish said
This is now canon.

Everything I say tends to be.

[BrobyDDark]

natsumehack said
Then how do they breed?

I said anuses, not sexual organs

[natsumehack]

BrobyDDark said
I said anuses, not sexual organs

They don't have vags, or dicks, now what? Osmosis?

[Svenn]

The point is that it was good when we were children.

I mean broby is still like 12, but the rest of us.

*Snurk, I'm only 16*

[natsumehack]

Svenn said
The point is that it was good when we were children.I mean broby is still like 12, but the rest of us.*Snurk, I'm only 16*

I am 19, I take my pokemon super seriously.

[BrobyDDark]

Svenn said
The point is that it was good when we were children.I mean broby is still like 12, but the rest of us.*Snurk, I'm only 16*

Seriously?

[natsumehack]

BrobyDDark said
Seriously?

super seriously!