[OOC] Warhammer 40k: The Chaos Incursion

[Eisenhorn]

I am completely innocent of the matter. Any subsequent explosions that occur from such events are outside my jurisdiction.

[Eisenhorn]

In other news, barring the notable deeds, got a back up character all nicely sorted out. Rather fond of him already, if I do say so myself. And, I find fittingly, his appearance is anything but practical. I just might need to find a good reason to make use of him, to be completely honest.

[Antediluvixen]

@Eisenhorn

Maria's got some competition for fabulous looks now, I see

[Eisenhorn]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Best part about noble blood with more money than is reasonable? Can pretty much buy the best in looks.

Worst part? Coming up with interesting notable deeds is proving more difficult than originally anticipated.

[Antediluvixen]

@Eisenhorn

Pffffffffft

Play it up then!

Have him have done a couple completely boring by 40k standard things, and then he embellished them to lofty heights!

Insane hobo accosted him on the way to a bar and he swaggered at him until an Arbite showed up? Poppycock - a hardened crime boss and his gang tried abducting him for ransom, but he bravely fought them off, wounding the boss and killing half his men before an Arbite special weapons team just barely managed to take them down with his help!

[Eisenhorn]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Pfft, blatant bullshit eh? That just might work for a few entries, we shall see then, shall we?

[Rithy]

@Eisenhorn

What happens is rarely as important as the way it is portrayed! ^^

Take a lesson from the media xD

[Eisenhorn]

@Rithy So, the true key to success isn't hard work and dedication, but a well paid, talented spin agent?

Clever, truly clever.

[Rithy]

@Eisenhorn

As well as a personal attack group of trolls in case anyone disagrees ^_^

[Eisenhorn]

@Rithy

Well, with enough money and suckers, a private army of trolls is easily created! Add in a lack of proof that contradicts the story and, hey, who's to argue it?

[Rithy]

@Eisenhorn

More like who'll have the patience to argue it!! ^^

[Eisenhorn]

@Rithy

No one, that's who! Finish wrapping up the notable deeds and he'll be ready for anyone to see. Whether they are ready for his grandiose arrival or not! And the easiest lie to tell is the one with a grain of truth in it, which makes discerning fact from fiction all the more intolerable and not worth anyone's close inspection.

[Antediluvixen]

@Eisenhorn

Just so long as Maria and him get to butt heads over who has the better hat

(it's Maria)

[Eisenhorn]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

But of course, they can certainly discuss the merits and flaws of the headgear of personal choice, and decide upon who has the superior taste in cranial adornment!

(It's not Maria, by the way)

[Antediluvixen]

@Eisenhorn

Presumably the conversation would extend to proper methods for the swishing of coats and other garments

(It totally is Maria)

[Eisenhorn]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

But of course, one has to be dressed properly and have the correct attire for any occasion. We wouldn't want to be under dressed for any outing, after all.

(Not even if the Emperor should rise from his Throne would it be Maria)

[Rithy]

@Monochromatic Rainbow@Eisenhorn

When it comes to fashion, we all know that there is truly only one winner; and that would be Adrianne :D

[Antediluvixen]

@Rithy

She doesn't even have a proper hat tho

@Eisenhorn

The real question is

Who's better at actually hitting what they aim at in a fight?

(Nah yo. Maria all the way.)

[Rithy]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

No, but that only proves how fabulous her hairdo is! ^^

[Antediluvixen]

@Rithy

To which Maria also has fabulous hair!